Tard stories, I'll go first
>in school bathroom
>hear tard mating call
>HURRRRRRRR
>tard is in the bathroom, I can tell
>I'm scared
>he's known to freak out on people
>hear banging
>he's hitting his head on the urinal
>after 10 seconds I hear a plop
>I didn't look, which was a good thing
>I'm wheezing
>he heard it
>IS THERE ANYONE IN THERE
>he legit breaks the lock on all of the stalls until he finds me
>THERE HE IS
>I'm trapped
>I kick him in the knee and bolt out of the bathroom
>no one found out
Now share yours, S4S
>>4584323
>who are you quoting?
>>4584323
I'm sorry sir, but you appear to have omitted the sources of your quotations, therefore I am having trouble understanding who originally said these things
>>4584323
im p. confusd rn
who is ths guy quot???
>>4584330
>sir
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER
>>4584366
i assumed those dubs
>>4584366
Gender is a social construct
>>4584375
so are these singles
>>4584379
SINGLES ARE A CONSTRUCT OF THE DEVIL!
>>4584385
what about dubs?
>>4584388
A BLESSING FROM THE LORD!!!!