prepar yuor anuse

*Slathers a big glob of lube on my boi pucci, fingers my hole*

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>>4548831
Oh man this is some very lewd stuff right here. But pls continue.

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>>4548831

>>4548863
OP didn't continue :c

Okay everyone, now here's the MAIN thing I don't get about anal sex.
What about the poop!? If you put something in a butt, you have to expect that it's going to get a lil' poopy, but I never see that in my japanese animes.
What's going on?? Is it a conspiracy to make us get poop on our penises and/or various sexual toys?
I don't know about you guys, but I simply can't accept the possibility of caca on my c*ck. If you know the answer to this mystery please let me know thanks.

>>4549709
>caca
I don't think you'll ever have to worry about being offered anal sex, or any other form of sex, in your entire life. There's no need to continue thinking about something that is ultimately completely inconsequential to your life.

>>4549712
What a rude thing to say!
But probably true!
Dang!

>>4549709
I think the person taking it in the butt gets an enema beforehand.

>>4549733
dubs confirms

>>4549733
Don't you need like equipment and know-how and stuff to give a proper enema?
Sometimes these animes are just fugging w/out even like a warning beforehand. I don't understand; do they just enema all the time??

>>4549751
Those are cartoons, none of that stuff actually happened

>>4549754
Wait, really?

>>4549756
Yes, go ask your mother

>>4549765
Hmmm.
I dunno, man. I don't think my mommy knows much about anime.
Yeah, pretty sure I know a LOT more than her about anime. Do you think she's even SEEN EVA? Nope. I tried to get her to watch it, but she only watched like 5 episodes, so I don't exactly think that she'll be a fount of knowledge on this situation.
Anon, your poor advice here makes me doubt your whole premise. I think anime might be real after all.

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Auauauauaunnouse
Hahahah anuoseuse

Perpare it

Aassss

>>4549772
This is not a debate nigga

>>4549791
Whoa, rude. Yeah, I really don't think I can trust you at all anymore, sorry.

Can anyone else tell me how these animes have anal sex without poop getting on them???
NOT THIS GUY:
>>4549791
!!!!
I no longer trust him and so DO NOT want to hear any of his FALSE OPINIONS