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>go to croatia with family.
>in passport checking area
>i hand my passport over
>border guard looks at my passport
>looks at me
> gives me a look like im a bomber or something.
>leaves.
>two border guards come over
>"come with us sir"
>fuck.jpg
>get put in interrogation room.
>border guard comes in
>"your name Peder"
>"y-yes"
>"like faggot"
>tfw when your name means faggot in Croatian.
>use middle name for rest of trip
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>>4530876
is that story true?
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>>4530876
who u quotin
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yes.
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>>4530882
yes. fucked up with the response there.
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nice of them to let you know I guess
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>go to Benin :-DDDDD
>in the shifty side of town
>visit the voodoo doctor
>he gives me the viagra, but says it cums at a cost
>shouldhavelistened.jpng
>eat them, get big willy standing up on its own
>shoot the big cums at my gurl
>she swallows
>'anon ow my tummy don't felt so good'
>she pregants
>births the bby right there and then
>it has no nose
>I say 'who arre you'
>it wink at me and say 'son of satan'
>ohmygod.woah
>run
>nope
>get the fuck out of there
>scream
>cry
>pinch me am i dreaming?
>it was a dream all along
>but then look under blanket: I still have the big willy and the big cums
>woah?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
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>>4531422
checked
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>>4530876
I'm a homosex African and that picture is very rude :( please remove ;(
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