Wayne Coyne AMA

>>4520506
dude you're fucking fake dude. fucking STOP, dude you're FAKE. all you wanna do is talk about shit-ass tacos cause you're DULL, dude. you're NOT wayne. you're not FUCKING wayne and you're making me HATE this closet faggot old aging degenerate servant of satan, FUCK off.

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>>4520506
Hi, Wayne! Have you ever gone to an amusement park before?

>>4520511
I'm the real Wayne Coyne
Stop it
I swear on my life I am
You know I am

>>4520518
I have anigi they are fun times
Have you even been to one?

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>>4520523
Yes, I used to go on family vacations to them when I was a kid. Much fun times were had by all. I agree. I know you asked me about that joke in the other thread, but I'm just going to tell it here:

q: What do you a call with salmon and turtle a?
a: Dyslexia

Sing Wayne really long. Like "wayayayayan

>>4520531
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA reallygoodjoke anigi

Do you want to hear mine?

>>4520532
Thanks

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>>4520564
Yes, I suppose I could go for a good joke right about now, Mr. Coyne.

I like to see you guys pallin around please don't stop

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>4520581
What do you call a proud stranger in a midnight hurry?

>>4520590
Thanks friend

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>>4520590
I thought I told you that we won't stop

>>4520591
What do you call a proud stranger in a midnight hurry? (My guesss is: A Glass Mechanic)

>>4520600
Good double, Wayne. I agree, they're a good friend.

>>4520605
No anigi! It's a glandestine warrior!!!!!

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>>4520610
>a glandestine warrior
LOL. Good one, Wayne. Never saw it coming. You are good with the jokes. Never before have I seen such comedic ingenuity in the matrix.

>>4520605
We can't stahahahap

>>4520616
Thanks anigi! Wanna hear another joke?

>>4520623
Hi

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>>4520627
Does the rooster crow at the dawn of each and every glorious morning? The answer is: Absolutely.

>>4520632
What do you call a brown bag that has a note written on the outside ?

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>>4520639
Lunch?

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>>4520511
>>4520600
>>4520644
dubs

>>4520644
No anigi but do you want to know what it is?
Good two numbers


>>4520645
Thanks

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>>4520648
Yes, I'm dying to know what it is

>>4520651
A front yard companion!

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>>4520683
You're a madman, Wayne. Top wew lad. Oh btw, I was just wondering, have you ever traveled to Africa before?

>>4520697
I have anigi. But I have to tell you something

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>>4520698
That's really cool. What do you have to tell me?

>>4520706
I have to go away tomorrow and I won't be back till Sunday

Just so you know anigi

I don't want you to worry

>>4520711
yea fuck off dumb fag you're fake dude. wayne was away this whole time but now your doopugly family is draggin ur goofy ass outta the house eh yea i bet. you SUCK you're FAKE

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>>4520711
Thanks for letting me know, Wayne. I will miss you. Are you going to a taco festival?

>>4520713
I've been busy with president stuff. Don't worrybout me lol. Will I be the man in nobember

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>4520717
so STUPIDDDDD dude tacooos so gaaaaaaaay dude shut uuuuuuup man if u really are Nodokaii and original Gippo Dudee and presumably other crapy name figs i think you really fucked this board in a realy bad way making it shity and not fun so i hope that weighs on u bro cause u are fueling some really shity memeing and u know it

>>4520713
I'm the real Wayne Coyne don't be ridiculous

>>4520717
Yes I am anigi there will be a lot of matrix tacos. Will you be here when I get back anigi?

>>4520722
Not me anigi

>>4520725
Leave anigi alone

>>4520731
Hey were both guys just happy to be called Wayne love not hat my man

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>>4520731
I'll probably be here. I might see a friend on Sunday but there's a 50/50 chance of that happening. I hope you enjoy the bounty of matrix tacos at the festival. Have one for me!

>>4520732
Sorry I thought You were impersonating me friend

>>4520733
I will anigi. If you're not here Sunday will you be here Monday anigi?
monday is taco matrix day

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>>4520737
Oh, I'll definitely be here on Matrix Monday for those delicious and spicy tacos. But I imagine I'll be around on Sunday at some point anyway. Unless of course aliens invade and I have to fight alien zombies with a light saver. Then I'll probably be pretty busy, what with the interplanetary matrix battles and all.

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>>4520743
That's a good point anigi
Do you want to hear a joke I just made anigi?

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>>4520747
I would love to hear your joke, Wayne!

>>4520747
Skittles are ok but the gummed that look like dophins or sharks idk are better haha

>>4520760
What do you call a dysfunctial family that lives by an alley?

>>4520764
Yes I agree

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>>4520765
I don't know, what do you call them?

>>4520764
Skittles are still pretty awesome though

>>4520766
FAAAAAAAAKE SO FAke you are ffake dude give up the act

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>>4520769
Berry good HAH

>>4520769
A row of tin can Hair eye get it anigi?

>>4520770
I'm not fake I'm real Wayne Coyne

>>4520772
Good one !

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>>4520793
lol, yes I get it, Wayne. Wow, you're really on a roll tonight. Not only are you a great song writer, but you're also a great joke writer. To me there always seemed to be a bit of an overlap between music and comedy tbh, It's so impressive to see that on display like this.

>>4520772
breddy gud :DDDD

>>4520802
Thanks anigi do you think I should go on tv and tell some joke?

>>4520793
you're FAKE DUDE
YOU'RE FAKE DUDE
YOU'RE FAKE AND YOU KNOW IT DUDE
STOP
YOU ARE FAKE
WE KNOW THIS

>>4520812
I'm not fake I'm the real wayne

>>4520812
Im turnig nice off because you did too. Don't bully my knew aqquaintances /****ot

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>>4520805
Yeah, sure. You could go on a stand-up comedian reality show and be like "hey guys i'm Wayne Coyne, I make great music, now check out my great jokes" and everybody would be like "wow Wayne these are really great jokes, you're the winner!"

>>4520816
True

>>4520817
Thanks anigi that means a lot

I am a real boy right

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>>4520825
No problem, Wayne. Yes, of course you're a real boy. Don't ever forget it. Even in the matrix people are still real.

>>4520830
Good night anigi
Have a blessed evening

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>>4520840
Thanks, Wayne. You too. If I don't see you tomorrow, have a wonderful time at your matrix taco party millennium festival 2000.

>>4520506
anything?

>>4520849
Goodnight