Wayne Coyne AMA

>>4508049
wich 2hu wud u fug

>>4508049
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

>>4508054
Rude

>>4508055
Anigi what type of bird burger would you have at a velocity?

>>4508058
I would have a turkey burger at maximum velocity. This would likely cause me to asphyxiate on said burger, as it would inevitably be forced into my throat by the excessive G-forces I would be experiencing, but I think it would be worth it. You only live one time.

>>4508078
Anigi how do you feel about the shooting at the gay dance club and the shooting of Christina grimmie

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>>4508106
Hi

>>4508104
I think that it's tragic for the people who died and the people that knew them. I think the guy who did it is a misguided retard. But, this kind of thing appears to be the norm in our society now. I guess the terrorists won. Oh well. I'll just be staying inside most of the time until the inevitable apocalyptic events of Judgement Day: Terminator 2

>>4508111
Good triple

>>4508126
Would if it happened because note ought people are monkey burritos? What if bad things happen because of cryin girls at breakfast who don't go see the matrix 15 years ago do you think keannu Reeves will play me in the cowboy be bio movie is what I thinks

>>4508149
I don't know, Wayne. I honestly don't think that discussing it is going to do any good. Talking things out doesn't seem to be a very effective method of handling acts of violence such as this. There is a stunning magnitude of problems that this country faces that seem to be universally ignored, so until we start dealing with all of that shit, you can expect to see this kind of thing increasing in frequency, as it has been for the last 20 years. I think Keanu Reeves is probably just going to play Ted in the Bill and Ted reboot that's scheduled to come out in 2019. I can't wait to see what those two rascals are getting up to in their 40's. Do you think Bill probably works at the bank? Or do you think they became the Wildest of Stallions and their band truly made the world a better and more rockin' place?

>>4508162
I think that bill & Ted are responsible for the biggest attack on Rhode Island of what if tony from the sopranos turned into a giant ice cub that barked around a city ice cream machine and Orlando was the usa

>>4508217
Well, Wayne, first of all, Bill and Ted are fictional characters from a movie. There's literally no way they could be responsible for any attacks on any Island. I never saw the Sopranos, but I know that actor is named James Gandolfini and he is dead now. Orlando is actually in the USA, in the state of Florida. I hope this was as informative for you as it was for me.

>>4508229
What if they were real though and attacked an apple
He came back to life

I am hello anigu

>>4508326
It's like a dribble of diarrhea coming out of your asshole. Like you know that panic you feel when you're driving in the car, and you decide to rip one, and it feels way too wet to just be a fart, but you can't tell if it's hitting your underwear so you drive with your ass slightly raised off the seat and you start desperately scanning for a place with a public batgroom and after a few excruciating minutes you find a gas station and when you get into the bathroom you see that no shit came out and it was really just a super wet fart and your underwear are fine then you go over to your friend's weird house and nobody has any idea of the ordeal you just went through in your head. That's what it's like.

>>4508423
Anigi

>>4508502
Ah, yes Waynu-san, may I help you?

>>4508506
Do you think I could ride a rowboat all the way down the Mississippi?

>>4508517
I don't know, you'd probably have to watch out for those dreaded Mississippi River rapids. They're a reeaaaalll doozy. Best to be careful.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>4508521
Would you come with me anigi?

>>4508532
Yes, it would be a glorious adventure into the matrix

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>>4508552
What's the matrix anigi?

>>4508559
The matrix is all around you

>>4508558
Stop

>>4508562
Does it have battle stations?

>>4508572
It has so many many many many battle stations, dude!!!!

>>4508049
hello i like you're albume Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots can you pleas tell me how to have fun in life the way you do and also pls will you sign my left testicle thank you in advance <3

>>4508574
Have you ever opened a battle station anigi?

>>4508580
Thank you yes one second

dont you have like an album to make or something

>>4508598
Mama Mia!

>>4508585
I've owned and operated several battle stations in my lifetime. It's difficult work but it's very rewarding.

>>4508604
Did it put bread on the table?

>>4508606
It put tacos on the table if you know what I mean ;)

>>4508608
Anigi I have a question

>>4508615
Yes, what are your question be?

>>4508627
When will Florida be considered a country?

>>4508628
Next year. It will be Donald Trump's first act as President.

>>4508635
Anigi I have another question

>>4508638
Yes, my son?

>>4508641
What are your thoughts on bumble bears?

>>4508650
That seems like it would be very scary or very silly, depending on what a bumble bear actually is

>>4508678
You've never met a bumble bear??

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>>4508707
oh my god SHUT UP dude you're so FUCKBORING bro you are NOT wayne coyne and your convo is fucking GARBAGE you and your FAGGY weeb friend need to FUCK off outta here

>>4508802
Stop it I'm the real Wayne Coyne you're disrespectful

>>4508818
Stop it I'm the real Wayne Coyne you're disrespectful

>>4508707
I may or may not have ever met a bumble bear on a backyard adventure

>>4508826
How are you today anigi

>>4508828
When

>>4508839
Shit I'm doin' marvelous overe here. Can't complain, Wayne

>>4508852
Anigi where do you get your money from if you don't work if you don't mind me asking

>>4508863
You don't need money when you're livin' in the matrix, bro.

>>4508883
Anigi would your like to hear something I have to say about tacos and the matrix: it's all goes like this. I went to be stork man so I can find me howerton and asked her to call me

I said please too

>>4508893
That's very interesting, Wayne. Who exactly is Howerton?

>>4508902
He's my howerton-howelton friend. He always asks me if I'm scared and then we drive away in a S-car.

You know?

>>4508911
Hm, yes I think I know what your talking about. It's quite fun 2 drive about in an S-car. One of life's most treasured implements.

>>4508930
Anigi do you think that family values are important

>>4508939
I don't know, man. Probably. It's like... Morbid plutocracy. An angelic winter, trapped in Peruvian midnight for all time. Glancing at a street sign and remembering your name. Too many times where the best was the best. Wilson Carter knew nothing about baseball, but that didn't stop him from signing up for pitcher at Ruggle's Academy. Junglist

>>4508959
Take a walk along the beach and look for moonstones
The cause of the death has not yet been reported
Jingoistic!

And, anigi I have a wuestion

>>4508049
Win10's telemetry can be disabled via registry editor by adding an "AllowTelemetry" DWORD value to the key HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows\DataCollection and setting it to 1, or by straight-up disabling the services responsible.

>>4508969
R

>>4508968
Nice, I'll definitely remember that, Wayne. I go to the beach every fourth tuesday morning so it should be easy to find those moonstones. Wayne, do you know about Jungian archetypes?

>>4508979
I know a lot about them why do you ask

>>4509030
Oh, I was just curious. Can you tell me everything you know about them?

>>4509040
I know they have 3 blue friends for me and a red town
That's all I know

>>4509078
That's totally corrext. You get an A++ on the quiz, you can put this one on your fridge.

>>4509088
Anifi do you have a fridge?

>>4509204
Yes, I have access to a refrigerator. i occasionally store single 15 oz glass bottles of Coca-Còlá for special events such as celebrations and christmas

>>4509216
Did you create Coca Cola anigi

>>4509287
shut UP oh my god you're a dirtdumb idiot and you're NOT wayne coyne! quit pretending!

>>4509306
i thnk its th real wayne coyne