when am I gonna die?!?!?!?! Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4507176
When Eric Clapton says you can.

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>>4507178
>tfw slowhand has nerve damage
>tfw iommi is probably gonna die soon

>>4507183
I don't know who you're quoting, but hopefully the world implodes soon and we can finally be done with this failed experiment

>>4507198
I hear ya brother. My dumb mom made me go to church but I don't even believe in the fucking sky fairy. Fuck this shitty earth dude.

>>4507198
I asked for McGriddles but only got the fucking sausage biscuit instead, because my dumb mom was probably thinking about her magic sky man or whatever the fuck. Hope we fly into the fucking sun.

>>4507205
Yeah, sure. Wait until you grow up and you see how bad it really is. My parents never even made me go to church.

>>4507198
Then i was trying to choke down this dry ass fucking dumb biscuit like who the fuck am I, some hobo? And my dumb fucking mom said that i didn't get the McGriddle because i was laughing in church but church is fucking DUMB mom and LAUGHABLE
fucking stupid shitty earth fucking gay ass fucking stupid experiment

>>4507208
I like how you're so offended by what I said that you feel the need to berrate me for it. Thanks for just reinforcing my belief that every human on this planet is a profoundly retarded asshole and that we all need to die.

>>4507212
Haha, people have different beliefs than me and that scares me, so I act out like a child instead of actually attempting to understand them.

>>4507198
They didn't even op me in the fucking LOST chatroom. Like someone there knows more about LOST than me, fucking dumb assholes, I bet they love going to church because they think their sky man can fucking save them or whatever
fucking stupid sheep
fuck this dumbass toxic waste ball, fly into the moon and then the sun

>>4507198
Like I'm gonna sit here and take this dumb shit. "only DVR two shows at once" i told that bitch if we got fucking Direct TV you can DVR six shows at once, but NOOOO my fucking "FATHER" has to DVR his sportsball. fucking dumb shit ooooh u did a fucking point into the goal whatever dumbass
whatever the fuck ever this fucking dumb earth