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Wayne Coyne AMA

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Hi! I'm Wayne Coyne from the band The Flaming Lips. Ask me anything!
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>>4484105
FAAAAAAAKE SO FAAAAAKE YOU'RE NOT WAYNE WAYNE'S PERFORMING IN LITTLE ROCK U RETARTTTTT UUGH
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>>4484109
I'm the real Wayne Coyne

Where is anigi
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>>4484114
He died in his sleep :,(
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>>4484114
no, you're NOT, though, don't FUCKING lie, you're NOT. lying shithead
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>>4484136
I don't believe you!

>>4484138
I'm not lying ok? Why don't you believe me? I am the real eayne Coyne. I swear this to you
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anigi
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>>4484171
ahhh, a TACTFULLY placed typo, eh.
you are entrenched in deceit!!
COME clean already! u are NOT wayne coyne!!!!
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>>4484105
Pics to prove this is not some stupid ruse

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4484182
I am the real Wayne Coyne if I wasn't Wayne coyne then why would I be doing This AMA? I've been Wayne Coyne my whole life and that isn't going to change because of you

>>4484184
Ok
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>>4484193
LIEERR u could post simple prof but u refuse to prof! fuking PROF for us pal PROF, not that one CRAPPY picture u post that is not PROF AT ALL
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lol, these Wayne Coyne threads are so funny! XD
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>>4484199
This is starting to become disrespectful, I am the real WayneCoyne. What else do I need to do? I miss Anigi and you are becoming a nuisance. Why can't you be more like anigi? He's is nice to me
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>>4484199
n. dubs but i b-leave that ths is th real wayne coyne
hes provd it 2 me not thru pics but thru personalty
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>>4484208
Why
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>>4484213
Thanks you meme maker dear friend
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>>4484213
uhh, that is CRAP prof. i want REAL prof. if wayne loves this place so much he needs to PROF it for us!!!! no more living in the SHADOWS! also u were posting while wayne was on STAGE TONITE U MASSIVE DIP. WAYNES ON STAGE LIKE RITE NOW AND HERE U ARE POSTING. SO NOT BELIEVEABLE AT AAAAAALLL AT FUGGING ALLLL
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>>4484105
Can you post a picture to verify this
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>>4484222
I'm the real Wayne Coyne that's all there is to it. If there was something else I could do to prove it to you I would. I'm the real Wayne Coyne you'll just have to believe me
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>>4484219
u r welcome wayne i want u 2 kno tht i rly enjoy ur threds n i hope u keep makin thm forever!
>>4484222
n. trips but i dnt believe u
i only take persnalty 4 proof n ur personilty says "dont beleve me i m mean!"
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>>4484222
trips m80 :<)
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>>4484226
Sure
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>>4484229
Thanks you have a good head on your shoulders, do you know where anigi is?
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>>4484234
thnk u
i thnk he probly went 2 sleep or mybe had somthin 2 do wayne he was here 4 a while 2day im sure he wil b back 2morrow
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>>4484239
I really really miss him :-(
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>>4484232
deliver the pics OP
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>>4484245
Ok
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anigi
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Anigi
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anigi
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anigi
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>>4484291
wayne i cnt hlp u 2 get anigi back right now bt i m makin u a surprise i hop u like it
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>>4484294
That is very exciting my friend thank you very much

Can you also tak to me after making your surprise

I miss Anigi and I'm very lonely
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>>4484301
so FAAAAAAKE omg
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>>4484310
How is this fake
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>>4484315
wayne coyne woodnt b this BORINNNNNNG BORAAANG
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>>4484318
Well ask me a question and I'll answer it
I am Wayne Coyne
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anigi
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>>4484301
ur srpise is nearin compelte!!
i cn tlk 4 a lil aftr but i hv 2 go 2 soon im sry!
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>>4484402
It's ok!

Thank you for making me a surprise
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>>4484424
its done!!!!!!
here u go!
https://soundcloud.com/user-208967292/song-for-wayne-coyne
i hope u like!
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Hey, Wayne, Kevin here. Just sat down for my morning cup of tea, how are you? How's the missus? Finally figure out how that pedal works?
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>>4484483
This brings a tear to my eye

I can never thank you enough

I will listen to this song everyday

I will show anigi once he comes back
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>>4484527
Kevin listen to this >>4484483
https://www.soundcloud.com/user-208967292/song-for-wayne-coyne
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>>4484483
Thank you very much my boy
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>>4484532
>https://www.soundcloud.com/user-208967292/song-for-wayne-coyne
hey, this is pretty nice, shoutout to not phil for that one.
>>4484483
good job, mate, i love it.
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>>4484528
thnk u so much! i thought it trned out well but 2 be complimnt by THE wayne coyne is amazin 4 me!
>>4484539
n kevin shields 2!!! this day cnt get any better!!!
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>>4484543
Keep it up and you can join my band someday
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>>4484545
if i get in cld i play tambourine n egg shakers?
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>>4484545
neato double 45s, my man.
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>>4484546
You could also make me scrambled eggs you know? Sorry. How are you today

>>4484547
Thanks how's your day today? Sorry
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>>4484551
it's going alright so far, it hasn't gotten to the part where i drink myself to sleep at 1600 so that's nice
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>>4484556
Oh bother. Good job on MBV by the way. I like that album. Will you guys make another?
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>>4484551
im rly good at eggs! i cld make my signatre dish "egg/potato fuck"
i call it that bcuz when u finish makin it u go "fuck"
im p. good 2day how r u?
>>4484556
oh cool im in tht prt rite now
i kinda like it 2bhdesu
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>>4484563
>>4484563>>4484563
I like that egg it looks like it was probably a good egg to eat in your mouth what is your favorite thing about fuck eggs and to eat them too
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>>4484566
thnks it was rly rly good! i ate it w/ toast
n. dubs btw
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>>4484566
>>4484574
oh i 4got 2 ansrw my fave thng bout fuck eggs is th protein n 2 eat thm 2
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>>4484574
I'm afraid that I might not have a good day tomorrow or any other day for the rest of my life
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>>4484577
oh no! but u did get dubs so may-b its a good sign?
i thnk ull have a lot of good days!
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>>4484578
Meme maker tell me if you like this song please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOQejaW6ppY
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>>4484587
yes that is a v. good song!
do u like ths song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFwmkA4HIps
?
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>>4484603
Yes that sounds kind of similar to the song I showed you

How is this possible?
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>>4484560
thanks, man. i'm not sure, though, knowing me i'll probably die and leave it halfway finished, haha. who knows, though :)
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>>4484610
wel wyane there r only so mny sngs tht u can make in this wrld so its not surpise 2 find a song thts ismilar 2 a dif song
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>>4484614
That sounds like you clam man
How's your day

>>4484615
That's very wise
Listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJXE4Sy_Qk4
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where's anigi
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>>4484621
thts a rly good song wayne! did u make it? it mkes me feel like im in outr space
hav u herd ths song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwx3P4rzbZ0
?
i hav 2 go soon bt it was v. v. good talkin
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Anigi
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>>4484652
Yes I made it

That's the best song I've ever heard

Ok bye bye good friend come back soon
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>>4484664
good jbo!

thnk u friend i will rturn! heres a song 2 rmembr me by:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHeR1mNwXRg
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>>4484673
Wow this is best song I ever heard

What is your middle name
Bye bye
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>>4484664
you're not FUCKing waiyne coyen. your NOT wayne coyne. STOP sayinf u did things u DIDNT . u did noT cause u are NOT wayne. CEASE. thanks
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>>4484681
haha u couhgt me rite b4 i left
it is also th best song ive hrd
my midle name is "dale"!
bye!
>>4484683
ur post r uncnescsary

bye evry1!
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>>4484683
I am Wayne Coyne you are rude you stop, ok?
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>>4484688
Bye happy Charlie have a nice time have a nice ice cream too
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Anigi
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anigi
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>>4484690
you're NOT the real wayne coyne, you are NOT wayne coyne, you typed and postewd all throughout tonite's flaming lips concert when it would have been impossible for wayne to do so! you are a FRAUD. i will prof definitive prof that u are not wayne coyne when i can confirm time of performance and cross refereence with uploaded utube fan videos! you are CAUGHT kiddo!!!!
>>4484726
shut UP holy shit can you imagine being this fucken retartt???
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>>4484740
I am the real Wayne coyne
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>>4484745
Everything checks out
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>>4484749
Yes I am real Wayne Coyne
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>>4484749
h'haaaaaaa u funney
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>>4484756
hey Wayne? Nice skellington in the OP pic but why is your eye bedazzled?

>>4484761
pls stop imposter THX
I'm just gonna post with this name anyway and you can't stop me!
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>>4484756
so goddamn fake
so completely fake
im gna BUST u with SOLID FACKTS in these coming days! u gna get BUSTD
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>>4484776
Do you honestly have literal autism? You are not illuminating anything.
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flaming lips performance times can be cross referenced with setlists and utube uploads of said performances and criss-cross-referenced with fake wayne coyne's post times to confirm imposter. it's actually quite conceivable.
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More like flaming dicks lol
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>>4484997
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ANIGI
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ANIGI
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Shall we stop doing this now?
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>>4485556
You're not the real anigi
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>>4485639
Yes I am. Wayne are you okay?
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>>4484105
hi Wayne! Who's the guy in the picture?
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UR NOT THE REAL WAYNE COYNE U LYER I WILL REPORT YOU TO CYBERPOLISE RITE NOW >>4484105
>>4484105
>>4484105
>>4484105
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>>4485655
Anigi why do you want to stop if this is you

>>4485679
Me

>>4485730
I am Wayne
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>>4485738
wow! irl?
no offence but you sound shorter on cassette
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>>4485758
Yes, thanks that means a lot
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>>4485761
I dunno it could just be my tape deck
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>>4485765
How are you
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>>4485766
Good dubs but lets stop
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>>4485769
This isn't anigi I don't believe it
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>>4485765
me? how?
I wonder that myself, Wayne,
such a rich and thought provoking existential question imho, one which many will never truly understand and can only ever be correctly answered in infinitely miniscule parts
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>>4485766
>>4485788
nice dubs btw
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*correction >>4485809
>>4485766
not
>>4485765
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>>4485809
>>4485812
>>4485821
Where's ANIGI
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>>4485769
Wayne and Anigi are breaking up???
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>>4485844
good dubs but yes
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>>4485839
I don't know man, but if I see him I'll tell him you were asking
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>>4485839 oh!
here? >>4485845
>>4485844
good dubs
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>>4485845
This can't be the real anig I refuse to believe it
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>>4485865
>not even dubs

Oh Wayne...
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>>4485881
Anigi why are you doing this to me
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>>4485884
not rly *tonges ur butthol*
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>>4485891
This isn't anigi
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>>4485901
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where's the real anigi>>4485915
Hoops
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anigi
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anigii
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anigi
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anigi !
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anigi
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>>4486009
Anigi
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anigi
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>>4486038
Anigi
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anigi
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>>4486045
'the FUCK up idiot
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>>4486092
Why

Where's anigi
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anigi
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anigi!
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Anigi
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>>4486157
Hello, Mr. Coyne.
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>>4486178
Anigi! Is it really you?
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>>4486205
Of course it's really me, Wayne. Why else would I be posting here?
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>>4486219
There was an imposter earlier it was awful. Anigi, you should listen to this song Meme Maker made for me

https://www.soundcloud.com/user-208967292/song-for-wayne-coyne
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>>4486219
Anigi!!!!! ''!
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>>4486225
Who are you
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>>4486222
Wow, nice trips, Wayne! I'll listen to that song later, I can't really listen to music right now. Glitches in the Matrix and what have you.
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>>4486239
I understand anigi. I wrote you an olive branch poem while you were gone. You understand? A glitch in matrix is something oracle say would happened how queer
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>>4486249
Wow you really went bananas waiting for me huh, what a sad sack Wayne, get out and get some exercise
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>>4486249
The Oracle is always right, and always says the most mystical of sayings. That's nice that you wrote a poem. I understand compliitely. Have you ever been to Bennigan's?
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>>4486230
alas! I am him, the guy from that blazing limbs band!

I is for real you must believe me, you wouldn't understand how bad it feels to be not believed when you really actually are the real guy in irl
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FUCK YOU THESE THREADS ARE TERRIBLE I S2G ILL BAN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!!
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>>4486253
I haven't please tell me about this place
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>>4486261
leave wayne and angie alone they are literally my boyfriends
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>>4486266
Wow, great dubs, Wayne. Bennigan's is a family-friendly restaurant where you can get all of your favorite meals and appetizers at a reasonable price in a great environment and have fun with your friends. Bennigan's can't be beat. There are over 9,000 of them located within the matrix.
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>>4486250
>>4486256
>>4486261
Rude
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>>4486274
Have you ever visited the bathroom of a Bennigan's to join the 'I fucked in Bennigan's' club?
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>>4486281
This isn't me but I am curious as to the answer
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>>4486274
Oh that sounds like a fun time anigi. Can we go to bennagin sometimes maybe they have a taco or burrito Mexican food . That would be yummy to eat ya knwo? Does the matrix have Mexican food

>>4486281
Rude
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>>4486284
>>4486281
These aren't me anigi
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>>4486284
No, I didn't think it was. However, I have never fucked in a Bennigan's bathroom. I've never fucked in any bathrooms tbh. The most public sex I've ever had was in the back of a car.

>>4486289
It's the funnest time. Bennigan's is like Disney World, but cooler. We should go and have all the tacos imaginable. The Matrix has the best chinese food and Mexican food, no doubt. We should visit Agent Smith Tacoteria some time. You'd love it.
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>>4486293
Not me
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>>4486299
dubs confirm

>>4486275
hey
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>>4486299
>>4486284
Not me anigi

>>4486294
Anigi I didn't know that agent smith makes tacos. Do you think he makes tacos with retried beans Mexican cheese tomatoes green olives sour cream salsa lettuce onion peppers and tack she? That would be a good taco. Do you think he could help me go back in time
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>>4486312
Agent Smith makes the best tacos in the matrix. His technique is passed down from earlier versions of the Matrix, and he's been honing his skills in taco-manufacturing ever since. Come visit Agent Smith's Tacoteria, the best taco you'll think you'll ever have [winking smiley face]. These tacos are so good you'll literally go back in time and be able to relive your life again (because of the programming of the matrix this is actually extraordinarily easy to accomplish).
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I'm ret*rded wayne but i am madly in love with u.
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>>4486318
Wow anigi do you think we could go eat these tacos tonight? That would be a proud thing to do. I could wear my new galoshes. Wait anigi. Did you know that I like to eat tacos? Maybe agent smith could make me some. I wonder if he likes tacos. Do you like tacos anigi?
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>>4486322
Not anigi
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>>4486329

Not wayne coyne
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>>4486333
You're not the real anigi
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>>4486324
If I learned anything from my time here in the Matrix, it's that tacos are the pinnacle of human achievement. Tacos are prime examples of human ingenuity at its best and are probably the most delicious and nutritious item that one can ever eat at any given moment and should be eating on an almost constant basis whilst still attached to the Matrix. Agent Smith is proud of your new galoshes, and thinks it would be extremely appropriate for you to wear them considering that it's going to be raining all the time in thew New Deja Vu Paradox Smithtown World. I know that you like to eat tacos, and so does Agent Smith, and so do I. You won't believe how amazing these tacos are, and are truly incredible. I love tacos. We should eat a taco sometime.

>>4486333
Nice tacos.
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>>4486335

Then why do I have trips?

>>4486337

thanks Anigi
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>>4486337
Reading what you typed made me understand what you were saying to me and it makes me proud. Do you understand. I like agent smith likes tacos. And the theory about tacos makes me understand and it's a proud theory. That's a good way to be today. And. To understand . We should go eat tacos. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT IF THEY PUT A TACO IN A BURRITO .!!! We should turn tacos into a burrito matrix
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>>4486349
>WHAT IF THEY PUT A TACO IN A BURRITO
Wayne, I think you're a bloody genius m8
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>>4486351
Thank you anigi. Anigi, can I ask you a question?
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>>4486354
Sure, go for it.
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good night pizza
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>>4486358
Did I not say to you a question a I asked about food. I want to know what you ate today? Please.

Do to serve Mexico food in the Matrix
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>>4486362
Hi
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>>4486366
Good dubs. I didn't notice that question before. Today I ate some oatmeal and I haven't really eaten anything else since this morning. I'm getting hungry and hopefully will be eating something soon. I'm not sure what though. Maybe it will be Mexican food. That would be great.
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>>4486370
Anigii I to dare you to order delivery . Will you do it?
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>>4486373
Dare ACCEPTED
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>>4486375
What will you get anigi
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>>4486376
I don't know. This act requires great amounts of contemplation and patience. Soon the answers will be revealed to all. And then the new age of Man can begin anew.
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>>4486378
I understand anigi! Maybe you could get a Mexican burrito pizza. Do you think agent smith could help you get a burrito
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>>4486388
If you keep getting dank dubs like that, I'm sure Agent Smith will glady acquiesce to such a request. Although, I am not sure that even he could create a fabled Mexican burrito pizza. This is truly the realm of Gods and myths.
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>>4486378
Get Indian Food
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>>4486393
Anigi what do you think you will order? Maybe agent smith could make you a burrito

Maybe you should get Indian food
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>>4486394
Ah, yes. The food of the Indians. Such noble warriors, will the white man ever be forgiven for stealing this land from their kind? Perhaps one day this gaping wound in the history of humanity can be healed, but for now it is seemingly impossible.
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>>4486397
Hey, I was thinking about getting Indian food. I don't know what I will order, as the time for contemplation has not yet ceased. In due time, the truth of these matters will become apparent and the answers will illuminate us all with knowledge and infinite powers to control the Matrix.
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>>4484105
Good thing you hiding online. If I saw that body id drag you by your hair up my stairs. Throw your slutty ass on my bed, jump on you and shove my dick in that mouth while fingering your hole. Once you get my dick hard and wet I'd flip you over and go deep inside your slutty dirty vagina pounding you, slapping your ass, and pulling your hair making you beg me for more.

When you scream for more if flip you over and lift your damn legs right to your ears making sure you feel my entire dick in you as your scream for more
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>>4486400
Maybe the whit mean could make you a Mexican white bowl made of of Indian skin would you eat that anigi?
Only dogs can be a part of history right anigi?

>>4486407
Anigi maybe you could get a Christmas tree
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>aningi in here anigi in there I'm a young money motherfucking anigi on air
lil wayne
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>>4486400
Not those indians, silly!! I meant the Hindu indians.
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>>4486414
No, I really don't want to eat anybody's skin. That doesn't sound very appetizing. Only dogs can be part of history. That is incredibly profound. So, so true. Hey, maybe I could get a Christmas tree!! I didn't get one last year. I did miss it so.
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>>4486415
>>4486419
Apple

>>4486421
Anigi do you think that if you order a Christmas tree takeout I will go deaf?
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>>4486421
Why don't you eat skin anigi
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>>4486421
Anigi
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>>4484105
More like GAYming lips.
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anigi

>>4486480
Rudeness
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anigi
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OK Wayne, it's time to leave me alone. I'm worried you have become too dependant on these threads
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>>4486501
Is this the real anigi?
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>>4486501
You'll be back later though, right anigi?
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>>4486441
Skin be nasty, yo!

>>4486429
No you would probably retain your hearing.

>>4486492
Hey, Wayne.

>>4486512
No, I never want these threads to end!

>>4486515
I'm here right now!
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>>4486518
Good golly anigi! This is grand. Anigi I'm out of toilet pepper what should I do?
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>>4486518
Not me.

You can take over from me though if you wish, I'm done.
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>>4486524
the FUK up so BORING! BORING and FAKE wayne coyne! you are NOT the real wayne coyne i have confrimed this!!!
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>>4486524
Wayne, if you're out of toilet paper you're going to have to use paper towels or tissues. If you don't have any of these, simply use the bidet.
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>>4486530
I said pepper

What's a bidet anigi?
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>>4484790
see
>>4484794
you massive retard
also said im GONNA, never claimed the proof was IN that post
how goddamn dumb can ya get

*push*
whadda ya gotta say to that hm?
*shove*
makes a lotta goddamn sense, doesnt it?
*pushe*
idiet imposter
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>>4486536
Hi LoLo
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>>4486535
I noticed you said pepper. I couldn't think of anything funny except that you shouldn't put pepper in you're butte but i forgot to mention it. A bidet is like a toilet but the water shoots out at your butthole
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>>4486535
wayne coyne'd KNOW WHAT A BIDET IS CAUSE HE'S TOURED IN COUNTRIES THAT FEATURE THEM
holy SHITE u SUCK at pretending ! so faaaake
FAAAAAKE
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>>4486546
I already can make water shoot out of my pepper. Do you believe in santa anigi?

>>4486548
You're rude I'm real Wayne
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*fugs wayne in the rectum**
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>>4486553
no you're FAKE. you're FAKE, wayne'd be familiar with a bidet. you are LOSING credibility with EVERY post.
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>>4486553
That's quite a talent, Wayne. I'm so proud of you. I do believe in Santa. How else do all of those presents arrive on Christmas?

>>4486555
Good triple!
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>>4486557
you're not even the real LoLo
>>
question for wayne and anigi best milkshake
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>>4486555
Rude

>>4486559
Wait anigi you have a point there. Have you ever been in a taco competition in the matrix?

>>4486572
Chocolate pirate milkshake
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>>4486585
I was in literally all of the Taco competitions in the Matrix, and I literally won literally all of them. Literally.
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>>4486585
>Have you ever been in a taco competition in the matrix?
so goddamn dumb who CAAAAAREs
who FACKING CAAAARES
DIRTSHIT
*grabbing macbrand keyboart ripping from u.s.b.*
DIRTSHITS IN YOUR ASSHOLE
*swinging peripheral mouse detached hits lamp lamp fall*
SHITSTAIN ON YOUR FAAACE FACKING CLEAN ITTT UAUUGH
* let keyboart go smashes into moving fan comes down keys flying everware*
*aluminum keyboart bust me in head sending into wild rage*
FACKING FAGAATS FACKING FAGAAAT
*flipping up couch cushion stuffing own face in it breathing heavy turning blue*
i HATE THAAAS
*spittle dribble into couch cushion biting ripping cushion open screaming into foam*
FAAAAKE WAAAYNE CAAAYNE
*tearing up weeping breathing in like after a cry all hiccup-y*
bixchass impostre.
*calmly repeating 'bixchass impostre' on floor of in despair room in disrepair hair mussy til nother faget has the nerve to impostre wayne coyne again*
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>>4486590
That makes me proud for you anigi. Anigi , can you draw me a picture of something like a taco
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>>4486599 (Dubs)
I'll draw you an abstract taco in MS paint, brb

Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4486598
I am the real Wayne Coyne stop it you're being rude

>>4486605
Thanks anigi
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>>4486607
dumbass idiot talking about taco and nothing the hell else. 'doyp anigi tell me more about tacos' fuken dumb ass probly never even went to a chipotle thats how behind the times wherever the hell u live is. faget never hadda burrito probley/. faget never tasted cilantro probley. faget probly never had sriracha probly. ur LAME, dude. u cant pRETEND to be someone hip cause you're so GODDAMN lame and it shows! 'doyps more about tacos and matrix' so goddamn STUPID bitch u suck
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>>4486607
np brah, here's your specialized taco
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>>4486615
so DUUUMB yer DUUUMB dude
fucken idiet stuck on this stupid taco shit what a pathetic line of convo
take it the HELL somewhere else, wayne, you RETARD, take it SOMEWHERE else.

SICK of hearing about tac0s u slut
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>>4486613
I'm the real Wayne Coyne you're rude and mean bad man

>>4486615
Thanks you anigi can peat some of this taco?

>>4486618
You're rude

>>4486615
Anigi what is the best way to eat a taco with family and friends? Or matrix ? Pool Hahahha aren't polls funny?
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>>4486631
I can peat just a little of that taco, but not all of it. The best way to eat a taco is in the comfort and safety of the Matrix, along with your family and friends. Don't let them know that they're in the matrix though. They can't handle the truth. Pools. Pools are funny, but they're mostly just fun!
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>>4486631
you are NOT real wayne coyne.
>Anigi what is the best way to eat a taco with family and friends? Or matrix ? Pool Hahahha aren't polls funny?
fucking complete C O M P L E T E fucktard oh my god wayne coyne is not a hyperactive DUMBFUCK like this, wayne does NOT care about this minutia AT all, you SUCK, you SUCK you're just some AUTIST with somethin in the fucken namefield,, goddamn idiot
>>
>>4486636
Anigi I think we should talk about pools. Do you have a pool? Do you think animals build pools?
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>>4486631
bro
do u get mad pussy?
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>>4486636
SO stupid. hoyp tacos are cool to eat with family. doyp pools r fun. goddamn couple of utter fucktards, nothin else to it. boring uninspired shitheads i can imagine a thread like this that perhaps goes somewhere but this one DOESNT this SUCKs you both SUCK and are PROBLY the same person , the matrix is BORING shit faget you SUCK
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>>4486639
I don't have a pool, but I would really love to have one. I like swimming a lot, and it's some of the best exercise you can get. I think some animals probably do build pools. I know that many animals enjoy swimming and think that it's a fun way to stay cool in the hot summer heat.
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>>4486639
yea talk about pools for a few posts and then go back to your taco/matrix garbage, such complete autistic garbage seriously you are fucken wrong in the brain bro. srsly u suck and ur parents hate ur dumb ass
>>4486646
animals DONT build pools FUcktard
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brb Wayne! lol
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>>4486649
agent idiot. agent dumbfuck. agent a.d.d.
stupid ass shit who CARES about this movie so goddamn dumb such horrible images to save literally feel BAD for u
piece of human filth i mop the floor with your dull ass!
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>>4486637
I am the real Wayne Coyne don't lie to yourself

>>4486641
That's rude to say and disrespectful against women

>>4486642
Leave anigi alone

>>4486646
Hi anigi
I built you a pool. I invented pool exercises swimm. Which animals build pools? Do you think animals know about fun in summer heat?
Do you think taco matrix pool parties exist?

>>4486648
You're a rude

>>4486649
Ok bye bye anigi!

>>4486654
Don't be rude
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>>4486655
you're fake. you're FUCKING fake. PROVE it shit head. do u know how hard i worked to be jeff tweedy? and u think u can just pretend u are real wayne coyne without having put in the lifetime of effort that it took to become wayne coyne? i should SLAP your stupid ass for this hoax! libel !!!!! LIBEL! bringing a libel suit against u i know wayne and he wont be happy about how goddamn DUMB you're making him look
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>>4486661
I already proved to you that I am the real Wayne coyne why do you keep doing this
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>>4486655
Whoa, Wayne. Did you feel that glitch in the matrix just now? It feels like I'm in Bill and Teg's Excellent Adventure... Like, it's like there's an extra layer of reality. It feels almost real... Like an egg lost in a tsunami. George Carlin was in that movie.
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>>4486695
Oh wow anigi I think I did. It kind of reminds me of a nice time, or a taco. Hopefully the matrix isn't in danger . We should go see if robots are dangerous. Hah bill and red like tacos too probably.

Egg tsunami was a good egg garlin movie. Where should we do the matrix next anigi?
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>>4486702
In my humble opinion, I think we should meld realities and see if see we can ignite a trans-dimensional irrecobomb. If you concenrate hard enough, actual reality/matrix distortion fields can be harnessed to manipulate the time/space continuum to your very whim. Simply remember: There spoon that don't be.
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>>4486719
DUUUMB< DUUUMB AND FAAAAAAKE
you're just two retards in ur mussy rooms!
shit heads!
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>>4486719
Oh wait a second anigi that just reminded me of a very happy thing u Just said. I knwo a lot about this stuff so listen to me we can just put the bomb in daffy ducks mouth it will fit. It will be like the universe computer matrix Galaxy. And then we can do the harness
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>>4486730
Stop you're rude I'm real wayne
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>>4486744
nice dubs
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>>4486761
Hi how are yiu
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>>4486744
That's exactly right. And when you go on that adventure with your estranged father and you find out that you both slept with the same Nazi, you can feel pure joy and satiation at the realization that your condemnation of tellurelation, is only one small aspect of a greater picture that when zoomed out continues on for infinite. The penitent, the penny tent. I'll tell you a secret, these kinds of winds only sweep across the plains every four hundred and twenty minutes.
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>>4486782
That is good point anigi. Also I have a question. How often do taco salads turn into burritos in the matrix?
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>>4486802
It happens more than you might think. One time, I was talking to Bo Jeffries, and he told me something that I never forgot. He said to me, "Old Bill, you know what my favorite part of the Matrix is? It's not the fake air, or the realistic portrayal of bird migrations. It's not the way that all of our clothes fit perfectly and we never have to worry about our toilets being clogged or full of termites or rats. Those are all wonderful and great things that are some of my favorite parts of living in The Matrix. But they're not my favorite. You know what my favorite is? My favorite, absolutely most best and loved thing that is a part of the Matrix that we're currently living in and experiencing, is hands down, bar none, 100% and definitively, it is the taco salads that turn into burritos. I love it so much, I can't get enough of that tasty treat. And the best part is, that shit happens once every 29 seconds, on the mark. Never late, never changes. Thank you Matrix for this beauteous wonder! Praise Allah!"
>>
>>4486835
He is smart Man. I understand that boy I think he is smart boy. Anigi can I ask you a question?
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>>4486860
He's certainly a person of higher than average intelligence. Sure, you can ask me anything.
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>>4486885
Have you ever been to a Mexican restaurant ?
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>>4486888
Nice trips, Wayne. Yes, I've been to several Mexican restaurants. All of them were amazing, the food was resplendent.
>>
goddamn STUPID IDLE CONVERSATION holy SHIT worthless! & tossing a few less-than-common words into the mix does NOT help! hurts! hurts u SUCK
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>>4486897
What is your favorite thing to get from a Mexican restaurant ?

>>4486901
Rude, are you my friend?
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>>4486908
I like to get tacos and burritos, and sometimes chimichangas and enchiladas, and nachos and frijoles and quesadillas and fried ice cream and margaritas.
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>>4486916
How do you fry a ice cream won't that make it melt?
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>>4486918
The Mexicans, I believe it was the ancient Aztecs, perfected the method for frying ice cream many centuries ago, and that skill and talent was passed down through the generations, and now you can order this delicious crunchy sweet hot/cold treat at any local Mexican-themed restaurant in your local area.
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>>4486923
HAHAHAHAHAHA I though Aztecs were pirates those guys with parrots.. Haha did you ever see that movie with Johnny drop as a pirate!! Hahaha he looked so convincing I thought he was a real pirate!!
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>>4486928
omg lol yes Wayne, I saw those movies. He really looked just like a pirate!! He even looks like an Aztec at one point in one of those silly movies. Ah, what great fun they were. Did you ever go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World? It is so totally awesome.
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>>4486936
I haven't gone on the ride , what is it like anigi?
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>>4486940
It's basically just like the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. It's stunningly accurate. I give the ride 10/10 stars, and the movie over 50.
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>>4486956
Do they give out free tacos after the ride?

Have you ever been in a pirates of the Caribbean movie?
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>>4486964
They give out unlimited free tacos after the ride. It's one of the best parts. I was in 2 of the pirates of the caribbean movies. They were such fun experiences. I wrote Ryan Reynolds a letter about it, but he was still kind of upset that they didn't let him play Will Turner.
>>
>>4486964
>>4486977
Wikipedia claim that the
Trump Cube is non-science
constitutes a Grave error
by the half-brain bastard
who can't think opposite
of the lies he was taught.

I was born to think Cubic
as in a 4 corner family life,
therefore I rise above you.
You are educated Stupid,
You are educated Evil ---
You will ignore message
& attack the messenger.
Man invented his God in
man's character - Stupid
Oneism and Singularity
in Universe of Opposites.

You worship an evil god
who allows babies to starve
to death while you gorge?
>>
>>4486977
Wow that's crazy. Anigi maybe we can open our own orphanage but instead of pirates we let Ryan Reynolds keep the kids. Then we can make a new pirate movie right anigi?

>>4486986
Trumpi
>>
>>4486770
o i'm ok
>>
>>4486936
He rimind me of johny dep wily wonk
>>
boring ass bullshit about matrix and tacs and it NEVER goes anywhere lmoa holy SHIT can you believe this crap anigi actually thinks he's covering some grand ground or something, thinks he's really onto some incredible line of thot, but he's not, he's poopie and he stay poopie! tacos, matrix, who care not me!
>>
>>4487062
Where's anigi
>>
>>4487067
Thank you LoLo

>>4487068
Go away rude
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>>4487069
Hey, Wayne. I'm here. I walked over to the store for a minute. How are you? And yes we can make a new pirate movie starring Ryan Reynolds
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>>4487088
Anigi what did you get from the store?
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>>4487102
Just some crackers and snacks. I secretly got high earlier and the munchies be hittin' me yo. Don't tell anyone though.
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>>4487110
I LIKE CRACKERS AND SNACKS
CRACKERS AND SNACKS
CRACKERS AND SNACKS

Oh my god anigi, maybe you should go to NA
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>>4487114
Crackers and snaaaaaacks. No, fuck that, I already got forced to go to NA when I was 15. I'm not down for that nonsense. You know it's very heavily Christian-based in many of its practices? It's a bunch of malarkey. Prey to *THIS* higher power!!!!!!! *unshaves katana*
>>
>>4487128
That's understanding that I have to wonder about that. That's becoming a lemon on steroids . I had to go to NA when I was 17. Did you know that Ryan Reynolds is a higher power in pirates of Caribbean?
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>>4487146
Ryan Reynolds is my personal higher power. I pray to him literally every night. When he was in Pirates of the Caribbean it was the happiest I've ever been. I know that NA and recovery programs can work for some people, but personally I can't get on board with it. I will probably smoke weed forever anyway. It's literally the best thing ever. When you become a lemon on steroids, the best thing to do is to juice yourself.
>>
>>4487148
Yeah well one time when Ryan Reynolds came over to my house he was actually asking about you.. He was wondering if you could join NA again. He said he would never do another matrix movie unless you ate 7 tacos in a row
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>>4487155
I can easily eat 7 tacos in a row, therefore I cannot wait until he completes the post-production work on The Matrix Rebooticized (For the Primitive Now: Part 8), A Fractured Endoskeletal Scar. Ryan is always asking about me, and begging me to go to NA, but he's just joking because we literally smoke weed together all the time. He was getting stoned with my last night and he was like "Can you believe how awesome Deadpool was? Totally classic." and I was like "Ryan, please." I mean this all really happened.
>>
>>4487160
Haha oh man I didn't realize you to have that kind of friendship. Dead pool killed my mother. Anigi can I ask you a serious question
>>
>>4487173
I'm sorry for your loss. I know how that can be. Yes, please, ask me a serious, very serious question, and I promise I will respond to that question with a serious, very serious answer.
>>
>>4487180
Do you think that if I cut my or is off it will grow back and go to a flower store? Maybe a taco could also be a burritos
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>>4487180
do you like Irish food? How is your arm?
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>>4487191
Unless you are a lizard-person or a person imbued with lizard DNA, it's not very likely that anything that you cut off will grow back. It will most likely scar over and remain missing for the remainder of your remaining days. Maybe a taco could also be a burrito, but honestly at that point it would probably just be a burrito.

>>4487196
I'm not sure I've ever had any Irish food. I can't think of anything that would be Irish. I mean I like potatoes? My arm is doing just fine, thank you.
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>>4487199
But what if you put the taco IN the burrito? I might cut off my arms.

What is your favorite thing about potatoes
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>>4487214
If you put the taco in the burrito, I think technically it would just be a burrito, but with a nice taco-y crunch. You just thought of Taco Bell's newest speciality item, Wayne. Don't cut off your arms. It's like that famous saying, "You don't know what you got 'til it's gone." and trust me you don't want to know what you got and have it be gone like you're are arms. My favorite thing about potatoes is that you can do so many different things with them. They're a very versatile foodstuff.
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>>4487222
fuck *deep breathe* YAAAAAAOUGH
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>>4487230
You think that's air you're breathing?
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>>4487236
NOPE.
hah gotcha
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>>4487239
You think these are boobs you're fondling?
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>>4487244
y_YE. MORE BOBE
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>>4487252
You think that's Ryan you're Reynolds'ing?
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>>4487256
Anigi I have a question about myself
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>>4487257
Ask away, oh Wayne of the Lips Aflame
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>>4487263
How are you tonight? Do you think you'll eat Chinese food this year?
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>>4487267
I'm doing pretty well tonight. Things are going just fine. I hope I'll eat Chinese food this year, but I'm not so optimistic. There's an extreme deficit of Chinese food in the matrix ever since Raul Buke inserted the virus into the Chinese food market software.
>>
>>4487271
Wait anigi are you serious? That a crazy thing to happen. How did happen? Was it WBecayse of the nice men ? (Nice men) ((mice men))
>>
>>4487290
Raul Buchanan works for the international Matrices Cabal (run by Mice Men), and he implanted the virus into the Chinese food mainframe mere hours after the final Chinese food delivery application completed it's task inside of the Matrix for the evening of July 12th, 1999. It is not known to us how Raul accomplished this feat, but what we do know is that nobody in the matrix has eaten an eggroll since then, and that is A TRAGEDY of EPIC proporTIONS.
>>
>>4487293
STUPIIIIIID UGH SO DUUUMB WHO CAAAAARE GOSH IM YAWNIN LIKE BIG TEARY YAWNS I GUESS THATS WHAT THEY MEAN BY BORED TO TEARS HUH
>>
>>4487297
You think that's Shia you're LeBeoufing?
>>
>>4487299
SURE, AS LONG AS THIS SHITE THREAD DIES AAHAHA GOOD BYE CRAPPY IDLE QUASI-DEEP CONVO YOU SUCKED ASS AND NO ONE READ YOU. LITERALLY SAMEFAG THE THREAD
>>
>>4487302
You think that's David you're Schwimmering?
>>
>>4487307
SURE SAAAAAAGE
>>
>>4487308
You think that's The Matrix you're Matrixing?
>>
REALLY GOSH - AWFUL SO SO BAD. SOME FUN IDEAS IN THERE THOUGH, NO DOUBT. SOME GEMS IN THERE NO DOUBT. BUT THE FORMAT IS OBNOXIOUS. 'CAN IA SK U SOMETHING ANJI" "YE" "TACOS R U GNA EAT TACOS" MY GOSH IT BURIES THE BEST OF THE THREAD IN A MUCK OF TEDIUM TO THE DETRIMENT OF THE WHOLE FOR CR*STS SAKE
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doo doo on hed
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