I am god. AMA

>>4463419
tell me about bane
why does he wear the mask

>>4463422
Wendy, we all wear masks.
Metaphorically speaking.

nicedubs

>>4463428
if we takem off
will we die

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>>4463430
You'll have to find that out yourself.

why don't you give me the oxytocin?

what is the formula to create sentient life

>>4463422
checj

>>4463455
nicedubs™

isn't sunday your day off?

>>4463453
Drink a lot of rum. You don't need oxytocin to be happy.

>>4463455
You've already sequenced the human genome. You don't need me for that.

>>4463458
I spend the sabbath on this board.

>>4463458
yes

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>>4463462
oh shit
god is a pirate
HTIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>4463472
Why do you think I made the earth 2/3rds ocean?
When noah built the arc he was meant to remain at sea.

did you create people or other sapient beings on other planets

>>4463419
Is anything on this site an abomination against you?

>>4463479
Yeah. There's a bunch of guys scattered all over the universe.
Kinda surprised you haven't run in to any of 'em yet.

>>4463502
How is that surprising, the nearest star is basically a physical impossibility for us to reach at the moment
You seem sort of stupid for a God

>>4463477
>77
wew lol that makes sense
also
ur work in interstellar was ok

>>4463503
You just earned yourself an extra ten years in purgatory.
But seriously, there's life within your solar system.

>>4463497
Not as much as you'd think.

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how dumb is the dumbest frogposter?
and how proud are you of this ass?

>>4463524
Very.

>>4463531
screencapped :^)

what is the #1 most epic post

>>4463600
nice dubs

>>4463600
Why, it's your post, anon!

>>4463603
woah

Why did you give me cancer, god
why are you making me die slowly and painfully in front of my loved ones
why didn't you stop this

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what is the true meaning of topkek

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4464260
It was probably either hereditary or environmental. If it's hereditary, blame your parents. If it's environmental, then that shit's on you.
Sidenote, I'll probably be sending you to hell once you've kicked the bucket because you're blaming me for your problems. Take responsibility, son!

>>4464263
Ever heard of the demiurge? Topkek is what happens when the demiurge tries his hand at making souls.

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>>4463428
nice reference friend

>>4463419
Do you love your daughter doge?

>>4464663
I'd say I'm ambivalent.