Imagine trying to explain esfores to your parents

hey thats pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them

>>4459810
are we talking about your mom's vaginal cavity again?

>>4459806
>parents
haha nice meme

imaging trying to explain {s4s} to anyone. "I spend about 6 hours a day at this place the last few years...umm..."

My mom posts on [s4s]. Hi mom!

>>4459806
war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength

>>4459981
I have literally explained it to multiple people. It's pretty easy.

>>4460472
this guy gets it, he read 1984

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>>4460472
can't spook me

i rember explianin th concpt of stckies 2 my frend bcuz we wer drnk n he wnted 2 hear songs i made n i made 1 bout a sticky

>>4460472
it's true. modern artists are too afraid to take real risks, irony has become comfortable and banal while sincerity has become radical. deep down they cry out for sincerity, which is why they aimlessly challenge and break down "social constructs" in the search for it, without realizing that it's been sitting in front of them the whole time.

irony is funny, the mistake for the last fifty years or so has been taking it so darn seriously. they turned it into a lifestyle instead of a joke, and now they live comical half-lives that are caricatures of the human experience.

this is of course the fruit of existentialism, which erroneously weights the grandiose, megalomaniacal context-in-universe as greater than the context-in-moment. humans have a natural tendency to drift toward the Biggest, the most Ostentatious, a tendency that has led to the current quagmire of popular philosophical thought, as common individuals finds themselves unable to extricate their thinking from the "cosmic horror" of the Big Universe. they have been hoodwinked, led into a banal trap of the mind, and only sincerity - striving - can free them

>>4459806
once in vegas i saw a lady put 12 boiled eggs up her cooter and then lay them

>>4460499
they got played
nice dubs btw

>>4460500
>00
wonder how many dubs she could fit in there

>>4459806
This is a beauty place
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Chexkem

>>4460463
Hello

>>4459806
s4s is my postal code

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

I'm somebody's mom.

>>4462242
wew lad irl

>>4462243
My son is 27

>>4462250
Not that you shouldn't be, but why are you here?

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>>4462250

>>4462253
I've been around for years. I enjoy a few boards here.

>>4462258
Do you like anime?

>>4462258
That's cool, I figure of all the boards on 4chan somebody's mom would be on this one.

>>4462262
Yeah, I do. I am also a big ol' draw fag.

>>4462267
I lIke the OC albalum too. Sforce is creative.

>>4462268
suck my penus wenus mummy ill be very happy

>>4462273
Yeah, this board is full of interesting people for sure. What do you think of frogposters?

>>4462281
No thanks, but it's kind of you to offer.

>>4462288
nice dubdubs

>>4462287
I like pepe's story and all his incarnations. r9k is one of my favorite boards. Some interesting feels there.

>>4462300
Wow, I barely ever go to /r9k/. What else do you like about that board?

>>4462310
There's a sense of brotherhood there that other boards don't have. Generally I enjoy conversations over there. Like today, some kid was live reporting on his LSD trip in the forest.
I don’t do the "by the I'm a female" thing though. I get along pretty good with the robots. I try to lift the spirits of the sadder ones.

Well good night nice board.
See you anon bbys.

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>>4462327
I'll say this once. Stop coming to my board.

>>4462358
/r9k/ pls go

>>4462327
Have you seen the mommy gf threads?

Followup question: Will you be my mommy gf?

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>>4462368
Same tbh fam

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>>4460499

oh gawd my lyfe is a lieeeeeeeeeee