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this one is p cool

skechers

>>4453619
drank a coke once
it was cool

>>4453622
>>4453628
cool story bro

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>>4453628

I did that too but I was wearing sunglasses at the time.

>>4453635
p cool story bro

>be me
>go outside
>have car crash
>die
>the end

>>4453622
>>4453628
>>4453635
>>4453753

but who was the phone??

one time, i woke up and there was a burger laying next to me
i ate it and went back to sleep

>>4453803
wew

one time my benis did a whole day without me

>>4453619
I really enjoyed that anime
too bad the director doesn't make something as unique as Kuuchuu Buranko or Mononoke anymore

>>4453619
i talked to a real grill once

i fell down stairs wearing chessnuts

i wnt 2 th museum 2day n there were TARANTELLAS! u cldnt hold thm but u cld look n some wuld move it ws great irly enjoyed it
thy also hd othr stuff 2 n tht was good

One time I went to the Georgian Terrace Hotel in Atlanta with my buddy. We talked and smoked and watched some porn and then we smoked cocaine. Suddenly he jumped up and said someone was watching us thru the window. We ran out the door asap without our backpacks, down the stairs, thru the hallways, down the elevator into the lobby where police stopped us. I was high as anything at that point so I hardly cared that we were getting caught. They asked us some questions but didn't find anything incriminating. We were let go. I got my backpack back but I forgot his.

Life in the Internet age has undoubtedly helped a certain ironic sensibility to flourish. An ethos can be disseminated quickly and widely through this medium. Our incapacity to deal with the things at hand is evident in our use of, and increasing reliance on, digital technology. Prioritizing what is remote over what is immediate, the virtual over the actual, we are absorbed in the public and private sphere by the little devices that take us elsewhere.

>>4455908
oh, interesting. I had a similar experience once-- I went to buy, I can't remember-- but anyway when I got to the store, I found the item I needed. It was pretty crazy.

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, he said that i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. it was nice.

>>4455996
I have been looking for this experience fro more than 15 years and I finally found it

>>4455788

Here is a COOL STOry

How many generals does [s4s] have?

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

>>4453619
cool story: it's raining outside and loud thunder just woke me up

lel

>>4456314
too few

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>>4453622
>>4453644
>>4456477
>>4456855
dubs, nice

First of all I put a toothpick in my peehole
Second of all I went to my grandma's minecraft and my friend that I knew from the time that uncle Ron filmed us in the shed died and I cried but I was happy inside and the toothpaste in my peehole was getting comfortable, so much that I was going to nut and poop and I got my phone in the right place so it looked like I created the attacks on the 9/11 apartments and one was my flaccid penis and one was my poop and the plane was the toothbrush

haha

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mea
n a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

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>>4453619
once in vegas i saw a lady put 12 boiled eggs up her cooter and then lay them

wits a egg feg

>>4453619
everyday when i wake up i realize i live in my own body, the body i remember since forever

when i arrive home in the evening i just feel like i've never left the bed at morning and i barely remember what i did all day

maybe i'm being abducted by aliens with their "missing time" shit

>>4453628
my dad drink a coke

>>4457869
you probably just have mental problems

>>4457905
i don't think so, i'm fine. it's just like my brain starts autopilot mode and i do all stuff while my thoughts are elsewhere, but it's like extreme mode you know. i barely remember afterwards

>>4457869
do you sometimes fuck your penis

>>4457900
you probably just have mental problems

>>4458293
no but sometimes i suck cock