There is nothing you can do to save these peoplw, however, you can choose a song to play from the boom box by pulling the lever.
If you pull to the left, it will play All Star by Smash Mouth
If you pull to the right, it will play the first ending theme of Hajime no Ippo (Yuuzora no Kamihikouki)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzD2hsl3LPE
If you pull forward, it will play this vaporwave song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
If you pull backwards, it will play the Seinfeld bassline
If you don't pull it at all, it will default to Cocaine by Nomy
You cannot kill yourself
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>4438034
the seinfelf bassline tho
Snap the handle off and ram it up your ass
bum dunu dunu bum bum
haha s hrek'd
Vaporwave, because they get to heat the most pleasant song before they die
>>4438057
what song is this?
>>4438034
Seinfeld for sure
>>4438120
he is jewish though...
>>4438123
I'm a fan of the bass though
>>4438175
all about that bass
>>4438208
no double
pull out the lever and stick it in my but
then go south open mailbox
>>4438034
wuld pull all dif directons 2 giv thm a cool remix b4 they die