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Ass I type, I'm in a meeting. I'm not contributing anything, and barely paying attention (obviously, since I'm on here), but I still need to be here. There are other people in the room with me, all participating, who probably assume that I'm taking notes.
https://youtu.be/NlmezywdxPI
I was really tired earlier, so I went to memebucks and got a four-shot iced paint trigger. Then I had about ten glasses of water. Hydration is so underrated - stay hydrated memers.
https://youtu.be/XbGs_qK2PQA >>>/qa/
This meeting will probably last another hour at LEAST. I'm just trying to hold my spaghetti in. Can you imagine if I couldn't? because good GOD, I can.
Imagine I let loose all over the walls, sneaky little Mr quiet exploding spaghetti. Then comes the meaty pasta smell.
The chick sitting next to me (who doesn't like me - her boyfriend flirts with me whenever he comes to visit) notices the twitch when she shrieks, he blushes bright red, and pretends he doesn't know, all the while licking his lips as soon as we make eye contact.
https://youtu.be/ab9176Srb5Y

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