Only a select few will read this extra special paper because it's a spoopy rare one of a kind late night edition. All your secret news to secretly read, so you're up to date with the latest secret memes (secretly).
CAUTION: to preserve the newspaper market's value you can only read one word of this paper per day and afterwards you have to burn your computer down so no one else sees it.
Thanks for the info. Here's a payment in 1 meme for your services.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4430410
Hahaha where did you get this? Mind if I save it?
>>4430397
nice paper i peeked at it
good paper I read it
Your fortune: Outlook good
>>4430397
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
good lel times. my reactions were ^__^ and [:
and also :^)
>>4430397
WEEKLY PEEK IS BETTER DESU
berds are banti tbh honest
>>4430397
good news come to me per anonymous
>>4430550
;^) ;^)autism friendly translation: mr. bean x2
I lik dis better than weekly peek :^)
>>4430563
agree
the paperboy stole pages 2 to 7000.
Please post the subscription number so I can get to the bottom of this.
>>4430433
good double
Thanks! been awhile since the Lel