> Farts in public
> Is actually in line with small children behind me
> Hears child say "Eww someone nneds lube!"
>Giggles to suppress tears
>Goes home an overdoses
>Cuts self
>Thinks about child
>Suppresses urge to masturbate
>Take schild's advice
>But which lube to buy?
>Makes shit post for serious question
>Masturbates to thoughts of child
>not making your own lube from xantham gum, glycerine and water
Sandpaper, you fucking pleb.
>>4428957
Why would you need lube for farting in public?