Vacation to France

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Vacation to France 2016-05-17 21:59:56 Post No. 4427394
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Vacation to France American 2016-05-17 21:59:56 Post No. 4427394 [Report]

>Be patriotic American
> Be true story

>Travelling to France for vacation
> Everything is awesome here, I take photos of everything and clap
>The French people stare at me

> Get to the terminal, have to sign a sheet of paper
> Don't understand French so I write USA all over it
> Ask the person behind the counter for French fries since I am in France
> Pull me to the side to talk to me
> Speak gibberish
> I threaten them telling them the USA will bail me out
> What can they do to me? Fight back? They are French

> They say something stupid I don't know
> I shout at them for French fries
> I realize they wont let me go because they are terrorists
> Grab the officers gun and shoot everyone near me while shouting Star Spangled Banner
> Get tackled and thrown in prison

> Where is the McDonald's

Anonymous 2016-05-17 22:04:48 Post No.4427411
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 22:04:48 Post No.4427411 [Report]

>>4427394
They probably detained you because you asked for a quarter pounder with cheese instead of a royale with cheese when ordering your French fries

Anonymous 2016-05-17 22:04:53 Post No.4427415
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 22:04:53 Post No.4427415 [Report]

>Be french
>Get mugged by mudslim
>Get house robbed by mudslim
>Get raped by mudslim
>Call the police, under arrest for islamophobia
>At least I'm not Swedish

Anonymous 2016-05-17 22:06:49 Post No.4427440
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Anonymous 2016-05-17 22:06:49 Post No.4427440 [Report]

>>4427394
>>4427415
who are you quoting?

>>4427411
dubz

American 2016-05-17 22:07:34 Post No.4427442
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American 2016-05-17 22:07:34 Post No.4427442 [Report]

>>4427411

I asked for a Big Mac with seven patties and extra saice

LoLo 2016-05-17 22:09:15 Post No.4427447
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LoLo 2016-05-17 22:09:15 Post No.4427447 [Report]

>>4427415
what a rude post, please consider posting nice posts in the future.

Anonymous 2016-05-17 22:09:48 Post No.4427448
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>>4427442
>He asked for a """""Big""""" Mac with only seven patties
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