>Be me.
> Be 16
> Playing video games in living room when mom comes in from work.
> She tells me that a man named Donald Trump is going to run for president
> I do don't know this man
> I see him on live tv
> His hair
> his tan
> I am in love with this person
> Pop a hard boner, cannot control the raging hormones, mom makes me go to my room
> Go on computer and search my god
> He is everywhere
> Watch videos of him on youtube, tells me he will build a wall and make America great again
> I stay up until 1am and pray to Donald before I sleep
> I ask him to take my virginity
> I wake up to a noise on my window
> Donald is there peeking at me with his smile
> I open the door and let him in
> He hands me a MAGA hat and tells me he wants to build a wall
> Im Mexican
> He says I make good tacos
> But he wants to make good love with me
>We roll on floor making passionate love. Donald is on top of me and only has his tie on. He says he wants to make my anus great again
> He sticks his Trump inc. cock into my tight asshole
> It hurts but I enjoy the pain
> He goes faster, and says bush did 9/11
> Mom walks in bc of the noise
> Trump takes out his wet wrinkly cock out of my now loose asshole
> Mom pulls out phone to call 911
> Trump tackles her to the floor and shoves his cock in her mouth
> He wants help
> He wants my dick in her ass
>Anything for Trump
> My mom screams in pain
> Donald doesn't pull out
> She is choking
> Donald is talking
> My mom passes out and her heart stops beating
> Donald pulls out and jerks off a massive load all over my face
> I cum inside my dead mothers asshole
> Donald is love.....
> Donald is life....
Goddamnit Anon
>>4424301
my man
>>4424301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qQurWUCnzs
>>4424301
Does anyone have that trump where hes like on fire and saying excuse me? I like that trump.
>>4424307
dumb animeposter
>>4424301
Who are you quoting?
Great me.me bro
>>4424301
damn OP is supposed to be a cock gobbling faggot but WTF, The Donald? Really?
>Be me
>Sees thread
>OhShitThatsGood.jpg
>All of the sudden
>see Shrek
>Tear in his eye
>Oh fuck
>he says "why lad"
>"Shrek its not what you think" I say
"Too late lad"
>Its all ogre now.
I cannot let this thread die.
okay then
Your fortune: Bad Luck
wew lad
>>4424301
Scanning thread: Initiated - System Engaged
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OP status: Namefag("Greg");
IMG status: MEME("Teflon_Don") - HUMAN - MALE - SFW;
GET: N/A
Fortune: N/A
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Result: . . . . Failure
Thread Deletion: Favorable
Dank
Not as Donald Trump as kekman the new hot meme
>>4425385
Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmn