who is this man?!!?!?

>>4407735
the baldetta man

that's me giving a balding man a haircut. he told me he likes to grill corn. who does that, seriously.

>>4407740
big guys do that bby

>>4407741
where can i get the jacket you wear

>>4407741
Why would someone cut a mans hair before throwing him off a plane?

>>4407746
its a special jacket for bald people

>>4407735
Jay Irwin

>>4407815
do not bully this man

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I saw this on reddit and IMMEDIATELY thought of swaglord....

>>4407735
Ahh swaglord taking a pic so he can remember what it is like to go to a barber before he lost all of his hair entirely.

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>>4408138

>>4408138
rude

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Posting the undoctored pic

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>>4408172
saving undocotord mirror mamene http://youtu.be/TTAU7lLDZYU

http://youtu.be/q4NMmSA4fW4

http://youtu.be/QgozawH-EaU

http://youtu.be/YlUKcNNmywk




Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knv1uiTa-QE
saving mirror mamene http://youtu.be/TTAU7lLDZYU

http://youtu.be/q4NMmSA4fW4

http://youtu.be/QgozawH-EaU

http://youtu.be/YlUKcNNmywk




Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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DUBs

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DESU

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4407735
Can I follow this man on Twitter?
I wanna know more about him!

>>4408232
LOL

>>4408246
It was a serious question!
>:(

>>4407746
which jacket - i have many

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>>4408474

the one that looks like a backwards cape for bald tardbois

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>>4408484
hm.. dunno which one ur referring to.. this one?

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>>4408491
r u the rea swaglroed

>>4408496
yes

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>>4408497
r u at a bloghyped café rn

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>>4408491

>>4408496
i want to lick Her.

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>>4408510

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everyone is beautiful there.

Is swaglord single and gay or bi? Cause I really want to marry that man.

>>4408550
You can't marry swaglord just the same as you can't marry a dream, or a rainbow, or the emotion 'happiness'....

What's that haircut style called?
I want to have the same style as my idol, swaglord.

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The seaweed sluew's within the gaps in of a twelve toed ghost to forever toast a bearing red tooth polarbears
but no

http://youtu.be/0uNLw3pXlVM



Your fortune: Excellent Luck

What is his fitness regiment? He looks like a fit guy.

>>4408557
taper on the sides and back, slightly longer on top.. then i use baxter clay pomade to give it some texture

>>4408650
i lift 2-3x a week and eat a good diet (high protein, medium fat, medium/low carb)

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>>4408714

>>4408537
lol all the clients are bald

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>>4408508
this jacket?

Privileged CIS White Male

>>4409404
kek

>>4409404
*chegs brivilej* XDDDDDDDDDD

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le swagman

>>4409428
wow i wish i had all that karma

>>4409428
that's not my account: https://www.reddit.com/user/invisibro

>>4409433
Excuse me but do you know and/or are you aware of the fact that you just got dubs? Please allow me to check them for you

>33
>Dubs
Nice

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>>4409433
Reddit users not welcome here

>>4409436
thx 4 recognise

>>4409444
i want to check your trips but your post is so rude, swaglord what do i do here

>>4409444
rude trips tbh

>>4409450
>>4409452
suck my cock dude

>>4409538
lol

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>>4407735

>>4407735
a dude getting his hair niced

>>4407735
HE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT

Wait until I hold you, let me embrace you close
Pull me away I have no notion of pace
Land like the vampires noose.
May be May but leave long life on my face
The queen will die, the crown is proof
Legions have squared a movement of power


At least surrender choses to loose, the fire born bell of the beast
Hidden in a bunker of solitude might as well be a tower
Times of plenty known left with blocks placed in heist
Rings a ding to call for the hungry vows to worry slower
Endeavour and delivered through a buff, I am your brother
Trenched eyes that see and seen passed on by another
Can the Carrie be a knight with a lance worrying his mother
The cost in chance you have to trouble the bet with another

>good morning swaglord

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>4407735

>>4407735
rich white man

>>4409639
I lol'd

>>4409410
Post so cancerous that youre balding

do swaglord like bacons?