I just successfully put two AAA batteries into a wireless keyboard AMA

how do you feel?

wirelessness is a social construct

>>4394788
I feel great, like a new person at the dawn of a glorious and magnificent rising of the sun, ready to approach and attack an entirely distinct segmentation of time and just yeah i mean i could probably do Ryu's signature move from Street Figher II right now, the hadouken

>>4394797
more like a technololgical construct amirite

>>4394797
this

>>4394801
kek no one cares DWEEEEEB. HA.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4394806
you're mom cares

>>4394808
jokes on you I am my mom

>>4394772
What brand of batteries?

>>4394772
Why don't you kill yourself, weeaboo faggot?

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>>4394817
rly

>>4394823
duracell... no wait... yeah... that one

>>4394824
life is like a magical journey why would you purposely end it, doesn't make any sense to me, i mean come on

>>4394831
just get naked.

>>4394843
let me ask you something, do you have cornrows?

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>>4394853
I'm shaved.

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>>4394772
Prove it.

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>>4394855
your dubs is a confirmation of this fact, and i congratulate you on taking the first step to becoming hairless, bravo, you are a credit to the species

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>>4394858
The proof is in the fact that i can type these words to you right now and that this keyboard is functional. Amazing truths that exist in this world, and beyond

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>>4394860
get naked, you smelly indian

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>>4394865
where did you hide the diamonds richard

>>4394772
only plebs use inferior wireless controllers

wireless response time is noticeably slower than wired

>>4394772
I hope they are rechargable batteries.

They are 3-5 time the cost of regulars with a charger, but will last you for 10 years.

That's over 50 times the savings if you don't lose them friend!

Then you can spend that money on a chiken pies and carrots.

>>4395067
I appreciate you stating your opinion and I will take it into consideration

>>4395089
No, these are not rechargable ;_; they're the last of some very old batteries, so the next time I buy AAA batteries I'll keep this savings extravaganza in mind