Official Pun Thread

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>>4393951
+1 (You)

>>4393939
Id like to take up juggling, but i dont have the balls.

>>4393974
Lmao

>>4393939
ha, real punny, joke you have there,(no pun intented) puns are for the short and ill-informed

>>4393986
you're no pun

>>4393983
Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? Ones pretty heavy and the others a little lighter.

I'd like to be a banker, but I lost interest

how do you hit on a geologist, you ask if they want to help you find some (Mg,Fe2+)2(Mg,Fe2+)5Si8O22(OH)2

Before night gloves the blue again kick the urge scratch the itch and brand a birch. Every day I get >out of bed and uh oh! night gloves again to pick the scratch that lel's the sleeping free ditch of trained thought and brand a birch so come with me into the woods under forty shades of harmony and log a sinking suspension to bark at wood in the trunk.