not anime

>salmonc cake

your alright. but fuck you.

gimme dat puss gurl i let u cook me dem meals then u light muh pipe

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salad is just spring mix with babby spinach and tomato and it's dressed with lemon juice and a little olive oil...
hmm i don't really like the lemon juice vinegar is better for dressings.

>>4308061
wai rood?

>>4308059
Git dat food shit outs of here. all i eat is crack fo breakfast lunch and dinner

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ueuwher

to make the caeks i didn't take any pictuars sorrey but here is what u do:
get some canned red salmon (it's more better than pink, and the bone and skin on kind is fine, that stuff can just mash in), or if u have leftover cooked salmon that is fine also (but obv no bones in that instance, lol). drain all the water out.
mix it with egg and breadcrumbs and whatever seasoning u liek (worcestershire sauce and paprika are good. i put a little hotsauce, some pepper and a few dried herbs in there too, marjoram and mint. whatever u feel like is fine)
form it into cakes and toast them on the pan until they get a good crust! really simple and fast to make! thx everyone.

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>>4308080
Slutbag fuckrag.

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>>4308092
you flatter me

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>>4308099
I'll Prussian army your French forces you little bitch, 1792 style baby.

>>4308099
31-chan ur ok but the title said not anime so u should post food instead thx!

>>4308104
cosplay avatars are off topic too pls avatar with food, thx!

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>>4308065
cause people genuinely hate u, lolo. several genuine people are fed up with your bullshit. clueless c*nt. shit ass cake same SAME FUCKING salad as FUCKING always holy shit giant ass retard tomato slices so unpleasant looking dressing looks FUCKING NOTHING! ITS FACKING NATHAAANG! i experience SUCH GREATER TASTES than u onthe DAILY AND IM AM NOT CHUBS LIKE YOU! go fist your mother!!
>>4308089
more retarded bullshit! shut the FACK AAAAP! SHAT THE FACK AAAP! *srsly backhands u* """GET SOME """ >>>CANNED
>CANNED
<CANNBNED
SALMON AAHAHA SURE THING you are cancer!!! you are cancer for this very reason! your father lick your pussy and you love it!

>>4308108
you always post the weirdest freaking images.

>>4308059
im having doritos for dinner tbh

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>>4308128
that's awesome, kekmaster! thanks for sharing

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dorite

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fucking bunch of bullshit i would have gotten it in before your dipsy dumb ass too

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>>4308138
b-but i don't go on le irc.....

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dumpy

>>4308059
nasty lookin as usual LoLo my dear fat friend

>>4308136
fun

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dorite

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it was all a ruse...

>>4308173
that was an imposter but >>4308149 is my hand... stop w/ the hand shit tho it's so old now

i wanna address the use of canned salmon. imo it would be a waste of a good fresh salmon fillet to bake it and then flake into salmon cakes. it's better to just serve by itself. but if u have leftovers or canned this is a good use. thx! yes fresh is ideal but this is a quick and easy kinda thing, not a gourmet meal.

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>>4308059
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thats fuggen gay lol..............

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dorite

hi lolo

>>4308059
It looks delicious! I really like quick and easy meals that are still tasty, those are the best. I also always love some well-made salmon! I wouldn't think that lemon juice would work well as a dressing- it has a sharp taste and a different consistency, so I can see how that wouldn't work.

I'm not posting anime like I usually do out of respect for your wishes.

>>4308144
Doubles #Checked!

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4308182
you're no gourmet girl that's for sure

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You guys are burnt

>>4308211
>lemon juice
i know rite wat a fuken dunce oh my god i make BOSS dressings

big MEAT PAW

>>4308219
Faggot, I'll brain you with a shovel

>>4308215
There's nothing wrong with that. Not everyone has fancy tastes, and there's no point in going through so much trouble to properly prepare gourmet salmon when your goal is to make a fast, simple meal.

>>4308226
umm... hey I'd appreciate it if you stopped impersonating me

>>4308226
i meant it in a more general sense
>>4308224
LOL WOW RARE NAMEFIG AND MAD TOO!!
WHY?????????

>>4308226
thanks for sticking up for me, ynyarri! that one person is not really worth replying to though. they're mad all the time so it's kinda pointless to talk to them.

>>4308246
syke i made it all up nigga

>>4308246
No problem. Now show me your asshole as payment!

>>4308246
Sorry, LoLo. I'm kind of new to these threads, so I don't quite get the dynamics yet.

>>4308246
didnt really stick up for shit kinda just said you're a lower tier of person and it's ok cause u cant lift urself up out of ur unfortunate situation. plus calld out your bullshit half assed retard-effort of dressing. lemon juice oh my god that is so supremely stupid. one of the easier things you could concoct too but you're just... you don't make the right decisions. you don't.. -- mm.. you arent thinking along a winning path. you are stringing along a losing path and silently conceding to every moment of it, with a dressing like that , lemon juice, wat a joke kid

>>4308248
>>4308250
impersonation is a crime!

>>4308254
aw no you're fine! friendly posters are always welcome in my thread :D

fatty fuck off!

>>4308259
I don't care for the drama, so I usually prefer to keep my head low, but I always do appreciate a chance to talk. Thanks, at least, for understanding!

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ITT: A bunch of uncouth haters disrespecting my girl LoLo.

i farted and it smelled like doo doo

chunky cunt leave!

shitty fish nugget looks like garbage. probably so fucking plain tasting the kind you have to pretend to sorta enjoy and work on mentally preparing to stomach another mealy bite of that nasty nothing cake

I bet it tastes great!!!

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>>4308059
hot sauce on a salmon cake?

what the wtf?

>>4308289
thx! i like them and i buy canned salmon just to make this.

>>4308292
what would u put?? horseradish sauce or hot mustard is nice too.

>>4308289
you got yourself a wager im fairly certain its trash
>>4308292
im tellin you this bitch is damaged.

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>>4308059
get on irc

>>4308296
maybe a bit of that syrupy crimson liquid that comes spritzin out your lip when i bust it open
>>4308299
fucking loser

takin a big ol shit on this thread

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bump for trump xD

lolo fat hideouse thanking lucky stars her bloodline ends with her

>>4308339
shout
shout

lo-standards lolo

>>4308218
qt cowe
>>4308224
is the real butterfly? didn't expect such rudeness
>>4308222
checkign these unchecked trips

lolo a cute

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>>4308061
Unacceptable language

>>4308349
no . fugly dumpy meat pawed homebody