This pizza is about to set sail. Wish it safety on its journey.

>>4298175
good luck, pizza. i hope I get to taste you one day.

"press f to salute pizza"

>>4298175
safe travels, pizza!

>>4298180
f

>>4298180
d

>>4298189
oops I mean f

>>4298195
AHHHAHA

>>4298180
f

>>4298175
good luck my pizza friend

>>4298175

good luck pizza, stay safe

|=

>>4298175
god bless

Your fortune: Average Luck

Good luck pizza, make me proud

Check'em

>>4298175
dont forget you're seatbelt my saucy friend!

>>4298175
bump!

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>>4298175
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

BON VOYAGE, PIZZA PIE!

buy pizza have a nice journey.

f

>>4298175
goodbye pizza

safe travels

>>4298175
sail safely pizza

>>4298180
p

for pizza

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>>4299395
*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>>4299696
repeating digits

also

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>4300369
>69
>responding to 96
whoa

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godspeed pizze

good luck and good sailing

>>4298175
stay safe in the waves, pizzper

f

>>4298175
Stay safe out there, pizza!

>>4300388
Doubles #Checked!

>>4299397
BON VOYAGE, PIZZA PIE!

>>4299696
Try hard bait/10

>>4299393
fat crap

good night cheese prince

>>4301022
>22
nice
>>4301129
lol

>>4298175
nigger

>>4298175
sail safe pizza

should have put a flag on it. :)