Is green apple the best candy flavor? Also, I need green apple

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>>4292383
it is the best, agreed

>>4292383
Green apple flavor condom on my benis right now bb

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>be 16
>make a an apple pipe to smoke dank
>get high in closet
>it's green like dank
>mfw always make dank pipes with green apples

THEY ARE CALLED GRANNY SMITHS

SORRY MY SHIFT BUTTON IS BROKEN

>>4292975
do you like apple

i can't stand red apple, it makes me gag

>>4292383
tfw no green apple girl to cuck you into letting her play inside your subconscious

>>4292981
RED DELICIOUS, WHILE DELICIOUS AREN'T PRIME APPLES

IF YOU ARE A FAN OF SWEET I'D AIM FOR A DELICIOUS GOLDEN DELICIOUS, OR IF YOU ARE FEELIN' WEEBY, GET A FUJI, SHITS DANK

>>4292975
Use the other shift button to counteract it!
>>4292983
I don't know that feel..

>>4292986
why thank you

i have not had fuji's before, but I will consider this. Maybe future apple will not make me feel like I am swallowing bugs.

>>4292993
MY PLEASURE FRIEND :)

HAPPY APPLE ADVENTURES

>>4293008
somehow i feel as though there is a double meaning to this conversation...

>>4292993
maybe you could try eating apples that don't contain worms lol

>>4293063
LOL

>>4293063
>>4293066
astronomical kek there

i didn't even find it funny but he did holy shit