it's too late for coffee should i have tea or a soda

>>4277133
remember that having sex is extremely difficult and drinking at a bar and going home with someone to put your willy inside is spiritually and mortally gratifying

Anonymous 2016-03-27 00:32:52 Post No.4277141
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update: i ended up going with tea because soda doesn't actually have antioxidants

saucey 2016-03-27 00:34:10 Post No.4277143
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>>4277141
the tremulous and turbulent nature of tea is tantamount to tosca tango

Anonymous 2016-03-27 00:37:36 Post No.4277150
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>>4277140
I gratify sperm on my hand for free. and I can feel it inside my hand.

saucey 2016-03-27 00:38:43 Post No.4277153
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>>4277150
if i go have a one night stand will you leave me alone

Anonymous 2016-03-27 00:39:27 Post No.4277156
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My friend lost 20 pounds by drinking water
water
water drink good
water
drink good water water water

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>>4277153
one time I had sperm on both hands an shook it off on the mirror. it made a winky face so I took a picture of it. I carry it in my wallet when people ask to see my family I show them that photo and they laugh.

saucey 2016-03-27 00:41:34 Post No.4277162
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>>4277157
that's actually very cute, did you use spermicide soap to wash it off

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>>4277162
no, did you not read the story, it's a photo of my family.

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>>4277156
Every morning I wake up and drink water, and I smile while doing so, as the central idea of drinking water is done to alleviate a sincere bodily need: thirst. I do so out of artistic and authorial humor. The idea of thirst is is not so much manufactured as it is something to be overcome through the power of irony.

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>>4277163
are you silly, no that can't be right you show them a picture of what WOULD be your family

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>>4277167
people poop in water. just so you know.

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>>4276962
>too late for coffee
geg

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/