Contact lenses. Holy cow, I've been oblivious for so long.

>>4275698
tfw laser eye surgery. Feels good not being a nerd.

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>>4275711
Nice dubs! I'm glad to hear things worked out well for you. I actually have great vision, I just didn't realize why contacts were named as such until less than a minute before I made the post. Unless I've realized it before and forgotten, but trying to account for major flaws in memory is a futile endeavor anyhow.

>>4275698
contact lenses are actually a scam

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/27/business/contact-lens-makers-and-discounters-tussle-over-price-setting.html?_r=0

>>4275711 (nice)
This, best birthday gift ever.

>>4275698
You're still oblivious which is why you don't know this.

>>4275711
Nice dubs, enjoy your dry eyes.

>>4276482
I was super lucky. It had no effect whatsoever on my on my tear production.
They gave me 2 boxes of eyedrops and I didn't even get through half of one before my eyes were fine again.

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>>4275770
because they're lenses that come in contact with your eye what are you a complete f*gging retard

>>4275711
but glasses are cute. CUTE!!

>>4276485
This is just unnatural. It creeps me out. I hope you don't live near me.

>>4276488 (dubs)
I could still wear lensless glasses if someone wants me to look like a total nerd.
>>4276490
That depends whether you live in
LONDON
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>>4276499
Okay dubs but I'm happy the atlantic will keep you away from me.

>>4276501
You may choose to believe that if it allows you to sleep at night.

>>4276511
>11
>dubs on a slow board
I sleep with a machete on my pillow so it's not like I actually care if you try.

>>4276521
oi oi u need a license for that noife
(i wasn't paying attention to the numbers I promise)

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How the fuck does one put those on? I'm like omg when I even think about someone actually putting those into their eyes...

I have really thick glasses and play D&D but I also am 6'6" and work out a lot. I fill a niche. You nerds are just boring....