smok

>>4274759
That doggie looks happy

slippery tube dude

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>4274764
is not a doge but a snek smoking the smok

>>4274768
no u

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Seriously, why don't everyone smoke cigarettes?

What is your excuse that you don't smoke and receive pussy over 9000 times a day?

So what was your excuse?? How does it feel to be neanderthalic?

It's a widely known fact that women are more interested in tough guys, and tough guys, of course, smoke.

Pros:

>tastes good
>smells good
>lightens you up
>makes you more relaxed
>gives social boost
>women are weak for you
>other men respect you
>looks cool anyway
>gives you something to do while waiting
>reason to get up in the morning
>good excuse to take a break from work

Cons:
>you might actually drown in pussy

To top it off, every night you guys make threads about how you don't have a girlfriend or some shit like that. Did it ever occur to you that maybe it's just solely because you don't smoke? I don't even want you guys to feel bad, but it's just so sad that you won't live your youth to the fullest to save a couple of bucks. Smoking cigarettes will end up cheaper than that crackwhore who you end up giving your virginity to.

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>>4274779
anime gurl badass alpha male