you're playing Melee and this guy plugs in next to you
wat do
>>4260887
Look him straight in the eye, turn items to max, select Link, and play on that one Hyrule level.
>>4260887
i whisper in his earlol you've never had sex
he will never recover
>>4260887
beat him with luigi, landing a misfire every try
it's one in a million, but i got it
lose
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>4260887
stick the controller up his faggot ass.
at least hes not a virgin anymore
I knew Melee Hell was around
Falcon punch him