>taking s4s seriously

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>>4259870
who are you quoting

>>4259874
Baha u got mi kuk roll

>>4259874
pls post your daily schedule id like to see how productive you are as a person

>>4259870
who are you quoting??

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>>4259916
>schedule

>>4259916
>complete schedule:
>7:00am: wake up
>7:04am: fap
>7:05am: cry about being 30 year old virgin who cant even make frenz on internet
>8:00am: mom brings me breakfast and asks me to look for a job
>8:01am: tell her no
>8:02am: mom cries
>8:24am: make sure mom leaves for work
>8:25am: fap again, this time in living room
>8:26am: get on 4chan
>8:27am: shitpost and try to troll
>8:30am: fail
>8:45am: fail
>9:00am: fail
>9:15am: fail
>9:30am: fail
>9:45am: fail
>10:00am: fail
>10:15am: fail
>10:30am: fail
>10:45am: fail
>11:00am: try to find out who my dad is
>11:15am: epic fail, go back to 4chan to try and troll
>11:30am: fail
>11:45am: fail
>12:00pm: fail
>12:15pm: fail
>12:30pm: fail
>12:45pm: fail
>1:00pm: fail
>1:15pm: fap again
>1:16pm: go back on 4chan
>1:30pm: fail
>1:45pm: fail
>2:00pm: fail
>2:15pm: fail
>2:30pm: fail
>2:45pm: fail
>3:00pm: fail
>3:15pm: fail
>3:30pm: stare out window and watch neighborhood kids walk home from school
>3:45pm: plan for the day when I strike
>4:00pm: cook and eat several hot pockets
>4:15pm: diarrhea
>4:30pm: still diarrhea so fap to pass the time
>4:35pm: pass out while on toilet with micropenis in hand
>7:30pm: mom comes home and discovers me
>7:35pm: mom helps me wipe and take my bath
>8:00pm: molest the family cat while mom cooks me dinner
>8:30pm: eat dinner and go back to 4chan
>8:35pm: instantly shitpost on and spam threads again with even more dubs and spider butts this time, hoping to troll
>8:45pm: fail
>9:00pm: fail
>9:15pm: fail
>9:30pm: fail
>9:45pm: mom comes down into basement and tells me its bedtime
>9:46pm: throw a tantrum
>9:47pm: give up due to sheer physical exhaustion that comes from standing up more than once every 3 hours
>10:00pm: take off my pants, walk 5 feet to mattress, and go to bed
>10:01pm: attempt to fap again
>10:02pm: pass out due to fatigue, the physical activity too much

Repeat.

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>>4260004
>molest the family cat
no matter how hard you funpost, not everyone does that, sparkle princess
i kekd
you may screencap this

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>>4260015
We could be so good together, but we're from different worlds, you and I.
At least we'll always have the lulz, booty-sama.

>>4260004
>>4260004
nigga u take a minute to tell her "No."?

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>>4260139
Yea, and?