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daily reminder that boys are more important than girls
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>4250381
Who dat she looks bury nice
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>4250381
So do potatoes
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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I wan succ benis nao plz
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>>4250570
Whos benis >_>
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4250599
h-hey miss bridget your always have really good fortune? does being a potatoe make you have real good luck?
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>>4250599
>dubs chek'd
Your benis, femmy benis, any benis will do tbh!
Just need benis, in my whore mouth
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i want to fuck his tight ass :x
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at least, that unfunny deadpool spammer is not here
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1999 Toyota Tacoma
>Regular Cab
>2.4L 4-cylinder engine
>Manual 5-speed
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>>4250629
Welcome friend!
Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>4250643
Sure :3
Hopefully chef not here >·>
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4250647
oh ok dont worry ill save you iff he does
s-so here the link pls no ban
https://rabb.it/r/9kamc3?i=xg-VRtPYkBqX
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>>4250682
no ban? :O
We can do it here
Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>4250686
we can? how we watch a movie together?
and i ment no ban for posting a link cuz i think that might be against the rules or something
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>>4250691
Post le webm :3
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>4250695
Becuz I is potato?!?
Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>4250686
i don't even nubs
>nice is the change
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>>4250700
no, because you have nice dubs pupper
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>>4250693
oh but i dont have a webm and you cant put a thing more than 2mb on s4s
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>>4250709
Then dinner date
>on mobile so link didn't work 4 sum reason
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>4250691
WHY WAIT GO BAIT THE ME. YOUR HERE TO HEAR MUTE.
>like the then an
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>>4250726
*points toble table*
We can have steak :3
Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>4250726
me-me needs some thing but note i choose to loose the dub game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLf9q36UsBk
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>>4250727
*pulls your chair out for you like a gentle men*
ill have a steak and Dr pepper that sound good whatll you have bb?
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>>4250743
Steak and fruit punch :3
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>>4250750
nice order *the waiter comes and takes our order*
*we get out drinks*
*sips* so y-you look really pretty all dresses up for our date :) but i always think your pretty :)
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>>4250759
U always look great 2 :3
Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4250757
well both have steak and ill have Dr. pepper to drink and my lady will have Fruit punch
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>>4250765
heh your so coot i really love you. like unironically getting to talk to you on s4s always make my day worthwhile :)
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>>4250767
*scribbles on pad*
Very good sir.
*brings complimentary biscuits*
May I get you anything else?..
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>>4250770
:3
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4250767
*brings you your drinks*
The meals will be out shortly
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>>4250773
yes id like you to bring the "special box cake" i preordered ;) ((box with the ring i got for my qt gf ))
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>>4250795
sorry you cant cook my girl friend pal
*block her with my body*
babe stay behind me
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>>4250795
we do not live
we do not marry
we have no kids
we have to believe in each other
>like loosing my wing off wizard to here the tip happy but one key make them pay per touch me again i white to race black oh look there me board to 26 player not organised do they think of the up on left and low on right lets sing
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>>4250801
Woops
Didn't kno she was with u
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>4250831
*brings you your food*
I will be back shortly with that sir
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>>4250841
Forgot the fries!!
*puts down pink fries*
Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>4250853
Why ah-deez pink?
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>>4250841
*brings you cake box, whispers to you* Good luck mac! Saw her go into the bathroom to freshen up I 'spose
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>>4250864
>>4250864
shhh dont tell him
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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*waits for my gf to get back*
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>>4250884
how are le fries?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4250891
i didnt order any fries so i havnt eaten any
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>>4250897
it's on the house :)
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4250897
>>4250899
another batch is cumming up
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4250899
sorry i dont eat potatoe products
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>>4250915
you allergic?
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>4250917
nope i dont like them since my gf is a potatoe and its inapproprite to eat them
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>>4250920
*whisper*
she's not here right now she in da bathroom just have one
Your fortune: Outlook good
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HAS ANYONE SEEN MY POTATO?!?!? She's gone missing I tried calling her and I can't find her!1
here's her photo
Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4250926
no i dont want one im going to go look for her in the bathroom *goes to bathroom and see she not their. yell BRIDGET where are you
>>4250928
i think the chef got her
ggrrrr i kill that mutherfucker
>>4250926
im legit angry right now like fun posting aside fug off you guy me and my her where having fun and you showed up to ruin it you shit leave go back to >>>/b/ you murdering monster
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>>4250931
*points to sky*
hey i think thats her!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4250936
shove off and give her back before i call swaglord to ban you piece of shit for murdering my gf!
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>>4250944
the waiter has her
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>4250955
なに?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4250961
*kidnaps*
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4250965
>>4250961
irony
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4250955
Ohhh! You betta watch ya tongue before I cuts it out! Now pay ya damn tab and leave!
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>>4250973
ebery1 calm down
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4250984
still have her
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4250988
nice dubs your self
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>>4250984
Dats betta! Now take this little party outside over theh! And try not to bleed on anyone's cars, will ya's?
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>>4250988
also nice dubs pupper
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4250992
i chalenge you to a dule
winner gets bridget
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>>4250998
WEEB FIGHT!!!
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>>4250998
k
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>4251004
*transforms to sexxi samurai*
Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>4251002
got the popcorn
Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4251004
*flexes my muscles and takes of my shirt*
ill fight you bare handed
*takes combat stance*
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>>4251016
o-oh ok anon!
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4251019
*does 1-inch punch*
*kills you*
Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>4251022
still alive~
this isn't my final form!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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>>4251022
nice dubs pupper
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>>4251025
ATATATATATATATATATATTATATATTATATA
OMI WA MO SHINDERU
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>>4251030
ohoho~
didn't du damage!
>btw i raep ur gf
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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>>4251022
*Hits you with bat before you can hit samurai*
You don't hit a woman in my presence ya mook! Or evah!
>>4251019
*takes you by the hand* especially as one as beautiful as this one..!
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>>4251049
now you cant marry bridget no moar becuaz u r now my husband and father of mai baby
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4251049
>>4251052
Got 'em.
Now Bridget is minez
AY! BRIDGE! The plan woiked baby!
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>>4251052
i never married you, your my slave
bridget you awsome *gives you the ring*
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>>4251056
sorry t didnt work bridget is mine
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>>4251056
It sure did baby
but nt feeling to wellOH GOOODD
*gives birth*
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>4251059
sorry but the law says so!
its a boy btw
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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>>4251065
w-what *cries*
br-bridget i like you please dont leave me ;_;
im scared what going on. i tohught me and you where a thing?
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>>4251072
its a dream
*puts u to sleep all of u*
a dream....
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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>>4251071
sorry im divocing you bridgt is the only girl for me
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>>4251065
>>4251071
OH! I didn't see that one comin'! What are we gonna call it, baby?
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>>4251080
I'll takes in both kids, seein' as how anon can't even hold a woman
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>>4251076
u cant divorce me!!
ill call TUMBLR on u>>4251075 *sleeps*
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>>4251075
*goes to slep*
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who are u people??
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>>4251084
kill all brids
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>>4251086
daddy?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4251109
that was a fast upbringing! Welcome to the woild, kid! *hands you a tommy gun*
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>>4251119
what do Is do with this?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4251124
Whateva youz want to sweetheart! You're in the family business now, and the family backs most instances of uh "political correctness". You can even shoot other anons, if you'd like
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bridget ily please i dont care about that anime samuri. i love you
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>>4251138
kill other anons you says?
Is like dat
>>4251177
mom died
nice dub dubs tho
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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>>4251189
i'm a grandpappy now...
what are you part potato and what?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4251177
Take a walk, pal.
>>4251189
Yes, pumpkin. You can kill whoeverz you'd like. Any anon, even the very next one youz seez.
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>>4251279
*snores*
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>4251292
>>4251279
oh hey *yawns*
doing good
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4251289
hey pal i dont like the mafia *goes muscle mode*
*crushes the gun in your hand*
no you and your good leave before i end you
>>4251292
*pulls the sheats up over my qt wife. *kisses he cheek and rubs her tummy to feel my little child growing in her*
>>4251307
*grabs your shoulders and pulls you close and give you a passionate kiss* baby i need to go but i love you :)
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4251279
hows dat bad?
>>4251286
part cat :3
>>4251289
even the neexxt onee as well....
if yous says so!
im off on my mission!
Your fortune: Average Luck
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>>4251177
nice dubs pupper
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>>4251321
its bad cuz when you kill people they die.
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>>4251314
luv u 2
Your fortune: Average Luck
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IS ID DO LADE TO BOSD A BENIS :--------D~~~~~~~~~
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>>4251324
ooohhh
*off to kill people*
>>4251328
*shoots*
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4251314
...That wasn't a smaht thing to do.
>>4251321
Atta goil! Gumption, jus like her old man.
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>>4251331
U wanna fugg a benis :DDDD
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hol up
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>>4251338
*my boys cut you down before you can even take a step toward me, as you fall at their feet*
Foolish boy...
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My potato died and gave birth to my grandkid who's in the mafia. Best bread i've been in.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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>>4251351
*slowly pats your back*
there's a bridget in all of us...
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4251356
*cries* i know i know
i hope i see her tomorrow if you know what im saying
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>>4251363
Bridget is a small potato....
The baby turned her into mashed potato right after she popped her out
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4251367
so sad ;_;
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>>4251369
Potatoes have small baginas
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4251351
You can't get to me!....Do you understand?
And what kind of person are you--Tryna kill Bridget's kid's only parent! Youz tryna orphan her?!
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>>4251386
That takes forever! Besides it won't be the same potato could b blu or red
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4251386
Scum? Well dis here scum is raisin' that little goil! I'm the only parent she's got & needs!
And yet Bridget chose me ova you..That says somethin', you no faced 2-bit pencil pusher. Don't make me laugh
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>>4251411
nice dubs pupper
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>>4251413
Where were you when i got dubs?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4251416
sorry, nice dubs pupper
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>>4251407
well cant we try bring bridgets mashed bit back to life make her a new potaote body
>>4251411
those dubs are nice. im no pencil pusher. she dint chose you over me. you stole her like that greedy son of a bitch chef *smashes you face with my fist till you die* *tells your mafia goons to get lost*
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>>4251419
Okay it's all good now -￦-
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>4251420
I could try doing that
But there may be side effects
Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4251420
*looks on at you*
Yet here I remain. When are you gonna get it through ya thick head--You. Can't. Get. To me.
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>>4251430
I think she said she was gonna shoot some anons...
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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boys r suck cuz their buttholes smell more than girl ones in general so the consensus is F V C K O F F
btw im playing mystical ninja goeman
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>>4251444
nice trips pupper
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>>4251444
My trips were correct! D:
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4251441
*bans you from s4s* ((cmon guy ive killed you like 3 times stop ruining the rp)) *beats up and kills your mafia goons then kill you again*
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>>4251450
>ruining the RP
Dude, you've "negated" any/all attacks & "immortaled" your person. If anyone is ruining anything, it's you. You can't just claim kill on people.
I'm just giving you your shit right back to you
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>>4251462
>this thread>>4251450
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4251462
im the hero with big muscles i get to kill you tbh cuz your the villian
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>>4251488
Is....Is he serious?
He forgot the kamehameha...
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4251488
nice dubs pupper
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>>4251502
what does this japanese writing mean?
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>>4251509
I like anal sex but i'm not gay I swear
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4251488
I'm just gonna go dude. Have fun in your now boring thread.
>see ya, thread
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is this thread funny because it's true?
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>>4251518
True about what?
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4251518
yes
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