"lol u tk him 2da bar|?"

>>4217303
*high fives him*

*they both drink Diet Pepsi together*

*they create an internet ad together*

*they go home and to sleep in separate houses*

ƚƨɘiqooq ɘHƚ iodqooq 2016-03-05 01:38:19 Post No.4217334
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ƚƨɘiqooq ɘHƚ iodqooq 2016-03-05 01:38:19 Post No.4217334 [Report]

>>4217314
*wakes up*
*poops out second kidney*
this is nice kidney

Anonymous 2016-03-05 01:40:41 Post No.4217344
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>>4217334
*breaks in ur house*
*eats ur second kidney and drinks it down with the toilet water that it has been soaking in for 12 hours.*

mmm this is nice kidney mmmmmm

ƚƨɘiqooq ɘHƚ iodqooq 2016-03-05 01:42:47 Post No.4217362
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ƚƨɘiqooq ɘHƚ iodqooq 2016-03-05 01:42:47 Post No.4217362 [Report]

>>4217344
*checks your dubs*
this is nice break-in
*passes out*

Anonymous 2016-03-05 01:45:07 Post No.4217379
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>>4217362
*starts to slather you in mud that I got from outside your house*

*turns on video camera*

*makes sure to record every single lick your mud-covered body at a silky-smooth 60fps."

"starts to vomit*

*the blood from ur second kidney is dripping out of my mouth and falling all over your face as I throw-up in my mouth*

*The last thing I see before passing out is an owl-man hybrid staring into your front window holding a large butcher knife in his left talon*

I hope I wake up alive.

Anonymous 2016-03-05 01:47:31 Post No.4217394
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>>4217379
modz plz sticky >>4217295
>>4217295
>>4217295
>>4217295

Captcha: select all palm trees

ƚƨɘiqooq ɘHƚ iodqooq 2016-03-05 02:02:44 Post No.4217441
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ƚƨɘiqooq ɘHƚ iodqooq 2016-03-05 02:02:44 Post No.4217441 [Report]

*wakes up in soul cairn*
oh great
what the shite did you bind my kidneys soul to you meme lovin fug
jesus christ are those my hopes and dreams over there
is that top carrot

~~diet pepsi was a mistake~~

Anonymous 2016-03-05 02:03:26 Post No.4217443
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>>4217295
>lol u tk him 2da bar|?
Stop right there criminal scum.

Anonymous 2016-03-05 04:25:23 Post No.4217722
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Anonymous 2016-03-05 04:25:23 Post No.4217722 [Report]

>>4217441
Now that I have your hopes in dreams I can lick them all I want hahahah It gives me pleasure to feel my warm salaiva dripping all over your hopes and dreams mwahaha

dubs police 2016-03-05 04:26:26 Post No.4217725
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dubs police 2016-03-05 04:26:26 Post No.4217725 [Report]

>>4217722
We've got a case of reported dubs OVER

I'm gonna check it out OVER

Wow, it really is true, and it's 22 as well OVER

"NO Dubs shall go unchecked"
[The official motto of the dubs police]