Introducing

yay

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>>4149385
It's all for you Anonymous

>>4149340
Fucked you

>>4149471
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox

Introducing... what? The monkey? I don't get it???

>>4149605
I dunno, maybe

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4149611
>Good Luck
>Dubs
Ayyy

{what}
is<
>this
?

>>4149716
It's it
>What is it

>>4149605
You must be new here

Your fortune: Godly Luck

As the good people of Sherwood Oaks said to me on Pilgrimage day: "Lie no further."

Daily reminder to report these threads until the mods start deleting them.

>>4149832
you rang?

>>4149836
post embedded video of OP sucking cock or you're just an anonymous faggot

>>4149836
swaglord? more like danklord amirite

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>>4149868
it seems ur rite

>>4149600
sbuD

Shona L. McDaniels was here

>>4150086
NICE

omg u guise when did the threads in the catalog get the neat little triangle button!??!

sabado noche

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>>4149877
Good use of technology, good dubs.

>>4150507
agreed dude

everybody's looking forward to the weekend

quasi-intangenous

terrace

sintal

swoop

>>4151458
fucking finally

>>4151465
ikr right? mod spls stickle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_ubudnMvc

>>4151471
fuck yeah, I saw that guy play live once and it was fucking mindblowing

Chinese food discount

Cha-shing!

sw-sw-sw-swOOOOOP

get the show on, get paid

z'blork

>>4152155
AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>4152473
*bitchin' guitar solo*

who let the dogs out

it's been swell, sweetheart, but it was just one of those things

HOT MUSTAAAARD

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>>4152999
trips confirm this is the best Zaxbys sauce

>>4153014
yee

>>4149340
what
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
WHOT HE FUCK ARE YOU INTRODUCING?
ANSWER ME


>>4149600
>>4149471
>>4149605
>>4149410
>>4149385
>>4149817
>>4149832
>>4149836
A N S W E R M E

>>4153190
One of those posts was a reference to the movie GoodBurgers

>>4153192
No. Tell me WHO THE MONKEY IS FUCKING INTRODUCING
ANSWER ME
RESPOND PLEASE FUCKING CHRIST

>>4153193
we've been over this ma8, you gotta keep up

>>4153195
oh :)

:) who is he introducing :) tell me! :)

>>4153196
lurk moar

I AM ABOUT TO CUM

I AM ABOUT TO CUM

HOLY SHIT SODA HERE IT COMES ARE YOU READY? GET YOUR DICK SUCKING LIPS WIDEEEEE OPEN FOR THIS UH UH UH UHHUBHHHHHH OH YA BABY UH UH UHHUBHHHHHH FUKIN NIGGER MONKEY UUHHHHHHHHHHHH UHHH AWEWWW AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *splurges*

oh god. Marry me Soda

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THIS IS A NEW MEME CALLED LIZRD,
POST IT IN 3 OTHER TREADS OR THE LIZRD WILL EAT U

>>4153508
dank brah

>>4153877
dubs friendo

didn't know russell crowe was in star wars

>>4149340
introducing pungent apeshit again. what have you got to bring us this time, monkeyfuck? gonna show off his skills of beating his tiny blood drenched dick and swallow scrotum ripping the skin off. haggard from jerking in such an unrelenting matter, monkey crying and starving in cage and no1 listens cuz no1 cares 'bout ugly monkeyturd and his temeritic antics but useless op. wants us to acknowledge his existance for some demented reason, not delving into soda's habits of pissing inside mouth and sticking finger in butthole in front of everyone making the obsevers wince at the sight. then at night zookeepers give him his usual scourging. good riddance

The Gold Standard

>>4154212
DIAMOND CLASS

#1 in Japan

America.

We need about 10 more Soda theads

>>4154714
dank dubs dude, totally agreed 100%

coif, epelliet

cogency

incoherency

>>4154721
not dubs

b'jempe

soda barf sidewalk splatter

but come brixton

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>>4157978

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>>4158009

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>>4158030

>>4158018
>>4158042
top wew

>>4158018
Introducing... perfection

>>4158111
Introducing triples tbh fam

swizzlesticks

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playing soda coca cola til it bubbles ova

>>4159240
yee

nothin gonna break my stride

>>4159717
POTATO WAAAAAVE

>>4159739
lilledbettr

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a rare glimpse into the mind of our beloved sodaposter
i knew it. i knew he had a smug attitude about it. deep down, i felt it.

>>4160704
I love you too sparkles. That was the goal initially. There are few other daily doses that I've posted in the history of [s4s], but none of the specific images were ever posted more than about 100 times. At one point I had the most reposted image, and that had only been reposted 320 times. I wanted to get this one above that, but during the course of posting this, CIAss and "do not reply to pepe posts" posters both took the image repost game to the next level and posted their images thousands of times, and I am just not autistic enough to compete with that. I think Soda.png is around 400 reposts right now, and I literally completely forgot about my initial goal of getting to 500. I'm sure it will get there one day, but the 6 month goal was kind of unrealistic.

>>4149340
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little monkey thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” monkey guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking monkey. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Sodafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “Introducing” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>4161200
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic hairy knuckles glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your cage giggling like a little simian as you once again type your little introductory thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting chimp that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic fursona you use isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your peanuts onto the floor. But its ok, your zoo keeper will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your zoo keeper! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown ape who spends all his time on 4chan posting about his monkey drawing. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a monkey butler or research monkey or something grand and then you became a zoo animal. A pathetic monkeyfag zoo animal. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “Introducing. Introducing. Introducing”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little chimp laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Cripple-shit chimp-tard.

Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.

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>>4161207
>The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.

>>4161200 (Dubs)
protip: i would never give my credit card information to 4chan

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>>4161224
;)

>>4161226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66vh8fc3q50

le sigh

I remember when soda threads got 600 replies every day

>>4161291
How did it get named anyways?

>>4161297
the answer would suprise you

>>4161297
I just chose a random word for the filename and stuck with it

only good soda tbf

>>4161319
DELETE THIS

>>4161319
I thinks it's a pretty good name. it's bubbly aad silly just like him.

>>4161461
There are no coincidences really. Everything happens for a reason, whether you're conscious of those reasons or not.

>>4161461
It's not silly you fucking retard. Soda is a name of the gods. Soda is a god.

>>4161465
yeah but two things happening at the same time doesn't always happen for a reason sometimes things match up and most times they dont its that simple you act like you got some OTHER layer of knowing behind these threads well enlighten us please im sure we'd ALL like to know where the FUCK your soda shit came from bitch sick of your smug grin in the corner of the goddamn room all the time actin like u got somethin on us spill the fucking beans or BEAT it

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>>4161483
i'm posting a picture of my foot right now just for you

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>>4161494
>not posting a picture of your self
pic related, it's your self

>>4161512
i'll think about it, not sure if i'm ready for that kind of commitment

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>>4161494
Interesting

i pick up phones and hear my history

Sweaty Bacherman

knopfler KNOPFLER KNOPFLER KNOPFLER

>>4162907
STIVERSON

mobutu

bumping for possible skooma hookup

>>4163665
ay yo i got dat wahtchu need mane

bumping for possible skooma sales

brakeing makeing over crack in monkey cage. trapping grating howling apeface in tight confine corner concrete all around him. barking hollering monkey shutting him up with a break jaw HAmmer bludgeoning til skullpiece separates from chimpshit's bone-slab. soda hacking up blood and gore but still alive. pouring fresh fresh sewerwatery scatstained gravel cement mixture in tiny space makeing sure to cover the eye with own bleedy broken jaw. uncomfortable for monkey, to say the least! 50c per person admission

>>4163979
Yo, Ding Dong, man. Ding Dong. Ding Dong, yo.

b-b-b'kak b'kak

WE ARE LOSING SODA THREADS

Sticky NOW

>>4163988
cause i'm black yall ;)

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>>4164677
c-c-ch'eck ch'eck

>>4163988
>88
>repeating digits
nice :^)

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>4164887
And I'm blackety black and I'm black y'all

bliggeta-bl'ck bl'ck

>>4164887
>>4164915
>>4165303
CB4 really was a much better version of Straight Outta Compton

peace & love & good happiness stuff

boinp

scriddly-deet

>>4149600
I don't shine shoes no more.

>>4166243
I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with you.

it could be a chinaman it dont matter

>>4166233
nice dubs

>>4154093
SALLOW
SCROTUM

IT IS NOT "SWALLOW SCROTUM"
IT IS "SALLOW SCROTUM"
SALLOW
SALLOW
NOT SWALLOW
SALLOW
GODDAMN IT, I SAID SALLOW
NOT SWALLOW
FUCKING SALLOW
GET IT RIGHT
SALLOW

S A L L O W
A
L
L
O
W

>>4166843
I'm only kidding with you. We're having a party. I mean, I just came home, I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and now you're getting fuckin' fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

>>4166953
hello allison

>>4166989
Hello Gregory

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my face when the this soda monkey appears on the board again

>>4167468
i know that face bro

Insight, foresight, more sight
The clock on the wall is a quarter past midnight

giullian tembos

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>4153448
LISBON
I
S
B
O
N

>>4168651
WHAT????????????

>>4168673
hahahehehohohuhuheyheyhihihaha

bhoinkh

the woman in red has the car parked on the slope

I can't believe someone just questioned my taste in movies on /tv/
What has this world come to

>>4169142
what was the film in question this is a no judgment zone

>>4169150
I said that I thought Alien 3 was the least interesting of the four Alien movies, and someone accused me of being mentally handicapped for liking 4 more than 3. I'm still crying.

I need TP for my bunghole

Doing God's work, anon.

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>>4169328
I would post this amazing webm that i just found for you but unfortunately the file size limits prevent this from occurring. I apologize a thousand times. Have a random wallpaper instead.

>>4169398
pssh, it "happened for a reason".

>>4169398
LINK

>>4169401
hopefully this works, good luck
https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1455600853773.webm

le page 10 save rave

>>4169505
good save
>>4169400
>>4165311
good dubs

>>4169505
quit conflating the truth

>>4169537
never

tst

this is a test
do not reply ty

>>4169859

>>4169859
WHAT U TESTEN

morphosa

Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

In the blue corner

bacon sarnies

>>4170938
did you mean SARDINES? SARNIES? WHAT

>>4170942
lol

sprazoing

>>4149340
Every reply to this thread will be a confirmation of me being the best memer on this board.

>>4171133
good double bby ilu c u in teh fall

crimbom

Tillodious Macwells

clambo seeples

>>4171904
hoo boy i got a good chuckle out of that one.
hats off to ya

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>>4171908

malikord digenisis

>>4149340
dicks

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

soda swole

Chorsie and The Poodlecats

swoop swoop

>no shemboclemps yet
lol

>>4173198
soon

omg this thread almost died
whew i saved it though don't worry

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rare soda incoming

>>4174108
THIS MEANS SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!

>>4174108
I CAN'T WAIT

>>4174153
ladies and gentlemen...

bloomp

>>4174333
Greetings. My name is Patrick Bateman™, and I have contacted you for important matters.

I have taken notice to your post It is of high quality™, but it's not the contents of the post that I'm interested by, it's the post-number.

Your post-number is unlike any other that I've ever seen. It is unique, as no other will ever obtain your distinct strand of numbers, but that is not the only unique thing about it.

Look at the numbers at the very end. Take a close look at them, and you might even realize it, too. Your post-number has ended in repeating digits, that is why I am contacting you.

I don't want to seem like a bother, as I understand that you're very busy crafting hundreds of quality™ posts such as the one I am replying to, but this is a matter more important than posts. It's a matter of life and death.

Here on [s4s], it is the most important rule of all that repeating digits much be checked and kek'd, that is why I am contacting you. I am here to check and kek your repeating digits for it is a matter of religious importance

So, after all this patience and discussion I will now check your repeating digits Here I go: #Checked

Now that your repeating digits have been checked by me, it is now time for me to leave I cannot spend all day checking your repeating digits, no matter how much I love them The reason? More digits must be checked.

>>4174356
you're doing god's work anon

quoif

>>4174488
>quoif
quoif...

oops almost forget to bump this thread again

>>4174604
*forgot

>>4174681
i was gonna say

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>>4174699
nice dubs

Exotic

bumping for possible shemboclemps hookup

>>4174895
sup, 'chu need mane

diddly

sk'booch

>>4174850
Mandarin

smonk

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>>4175172
*poops*

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Pug the Dug

It's swoopin' time

shit-stink! ew ew monkey releasing bowels on floor! oh dont worry thats wat we do to him to keep him sad&in-pain. trash-stank! gross gross ape-fart shedding putrid hair in hallway! oh dont worry we concoct a special treat for soda with his ratty odor hair at dinner. he tries to hack it up but it makes a net of hideous chimpstrands in his throat like clog sink. clogging monkey breathing-way but its for tha best: our continued entertainment. keeping sticky sodaslob barely alive for tha whole family 2 laugh @ him dying its a real hit

>>4176161
So rude, I'm literally crying right now fam

Double swoop. Maybe even triple swoop.

I'll never stop until I get a sticky tbh

I see how it is

>>4176533
i see your double
and i like what i see

>>4176536
thx bby

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>>4162711

>11
>dubs

Nice.

>>4176568
good post i read it

a favela

intentional swooping of thread

Reply #218

just bumping this thread again because it's so dank

>>4176856
agreed dude

>>4176814
nezperdian hivemind

here we go yo yo here we go yo yo here we go

>>4177237
u still good for shemboclemps?

>>4177280
i only got 3 more bags better act fast

+1 Post

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>>4177328
You just earned yourself a Fred Durst picture

g'borshk

Soma here, get your hot fresh Soma here

swooop

>>4177763
snoop

>>4177765
Ol' Dirty Bastard

>>4177492
ill take soma that

>>4177780
ba-dum p'shingko

squimbles, the delectable cousin of orkus

>>4176402
you cant triple swoop a double swoop

>>4177896
you'd be surprise

HolOhy annulled

bring back le holy ho-ho

>>4149340
i will pay you to stop these threads

what are your demands

>>4178685
youre a fucking dumbass, no offense. whats your favorite s4s meme you ugly bitch? cause there are few better than this one. sorry you dont understand whats going on here but it's your fault for failing to grasp the intricacies of this meme. get acquainted, dumbshit. introducing monkey. best thread on the board at any given time. just the right combo of post-ironic word association, mistransmitted cryptic transpondence and fuckangry rants directed towards the enigmatic monkey himself. a brilliant, enthralling synthesis. this meme has found its groove, its WAY. you havent. probably never will. aimless basic-ass surface-level fucktard.

#fortune

>>4178685
Oh shit nice. I need 30 million dollars. I guarantee I will never post one of these ever again.

>>4179022
are you comfortable with 3

>>4179031
If 3 million is the highest you're willing to go i think we can negotiate

>>4179043
if we could go 3 thou it'd be a lot easier on me and my family

>>4179045
If you can give me 3 million dollars I would be ok with only posting this thread once a year

>>4179047
...what does 3 thou get me...

>>4179052
I'll print out a picture of soda.png, frame it, write a personalized message on it for you, never post this thread more than once a month, and never bump it more than 15 times

>>4179059
shemboclemps?

>>4179064
if that's what you want the picture to say i can totally do that

Super Clagbil

Toyota Honda

Seven times ten is thirty

ploozy doozy

>>4179067
noo no no, shembo... clemps *snap snap*

>>4179570
$3,000 US American Dollars

>>4179575
pecky cyprus frame?

>>4179591
if you insist

>>4179595
how much for all this but you keep posting the soda monkey

>>4179626
Fifty billion dollars

>>4179637
you are being difficult

>>4179644
i'm tryin ta get paid son

good luck Shy Ronnie

godspeed Jerri Blank

>>4179766
good double, i miss that show terribly

boner alert

Nineteen Nuggets to Freedom: The Alan Parker Story

>>4179877
>77
>Dubs
Nice

sweep-swoop

blonk

bloop

Have we been introduced yet?

>>4180169
Maybe, but surely there are people out there who haven't been yet

pooP! xd

lol poop

Hybrid Sandwiches

up

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>>4149340
what up lmao

>>4180370
oh u know jus chillin

haha this le monkey meme make's me laugh so le hard......................................

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XD

frigging dopey crossed eyes and crappy outline. choppy lines stupid nostril retarded dumb expression on his goddamn face wanna smack that demented look right off em i swear to god trying not to curse but it's hard and this little soda sh*t is gettin on my nerves. hate, hate, hate in my heart for soda dumpy monkey f*ck hate you

>>4180413
me too dude, me too

bubblenauts

h'joingba

>>4180505
so we're taking that road, are we...

>>4180512
Oh for sure

>>4180526
what did that guy mean when he asked team17 old webmaster what did he mean

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>>4180536
LOL

>>4180536
wew lad i'm still laffin about that one

dank tremes

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Hella bloops and blops

doot doot

lol

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

nine

perhaps a swoop then

>>4181077
>77
>Dubs
Nice

shwim

bonk

ke

sef

until next time