> hey [s4s]
> be me, browsing /b/
> all nudes and shit, that's all what random is now
> not horny, just want some green text stories or memes maybe
> more nudes
> furry nudes
> pokemon nudes
> ugh
> dad bust in through door
> HEY SON I'M HOME EAR-
> sees the furry nude
>ohshit.jpg
> stands there
> big frown on his face
> Son?
> yea dad?
> get a life.
> oh yea and son your grounded for a month kthxbai.
> mfw
thanks /b/ for taking away 4chan from me.
Btw im typing this on the toilet on my mom's phone secretly.
>>4076529
TRAITOR!
-spins-
You're gay.
>>4076529
Underage b&
>>4076529
Bad story, I read it, but who are you quoting?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
/b is nothing more than porn threads now a days, not worth browsing anymore.
>>4076650
wow... your message is so lacking in sense that I truly cannot comprehend it. I whish this was ironic but, has [s4s] gone too far?
>>4076529
who are you quoting?
>>4076656
s4s transcends the gone-too-far/not-far-enough dichotomy
also nice nubs wow
The moral of the story kids is to never visit /b/.
>>4078082
not even ironically?
>>4078089
You didn't learn anything from this, ya damn punk?
rip /b/
>>4078114
Give me my nose back!
I saw a good thread on /b/ a week ago.
>ITT: we are midwestern housewives who have found 4chan for the first time
- the thread
Your fortune: Bad Luck