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ITT we RP that we are magicians and knights and gnomes and shit and explore a scary dungeon.
My first move as a powerful and scantily-clad sorceress is to summon more players. Roll for initiative:
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Stop playing weebs game ! get a life fggt
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me.
Roll for importance level:
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Fortunes are very important.
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I waited and waited, but my party didn't show up. So I decided to go by myself. A spirit I asked earlier said the entrance to the dungeon is somewhere in these woods, roll to find it:
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4039126
<froge joins the party
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Instead of finding the entrance to the dungeon, I wandered around in the forest and got lost. I can feel spirits all around me.
>>4039141
The good news is, I met a party member! Welcome!
Rolling to communicate with the spirits:
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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me watching from the trees
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>>4039146
what number do we need to roll, to beat the ebil deamone?
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>>4039150
are you important?
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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This forest is cold and dark and wet and there's no treasure here at all. Impatient to find the dungeon, I attempt to summon a strong wind to clear the haze so I'll be able to look around:
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4039067
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Much better! The fog and spirits have been blown away. Rolling for any signs of habitation:
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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*sigh* I had been hoping to find someone to ask for directions, but oh well. I continue walking until I find a stream. Roll to cross safely:
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>4039209
i roll for nice lewd fairies to guide us
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>>4039233
dubs = good fortune, a fairy it is
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>>4039067
*rubs you're belly*
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Along your journey you meet Denny, a 9 foot tall ogre berserker with a +10 battlehammer of maiming. He decides to join your quest for his own mysterious reasons.
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>>4039242
Welcome, mysterious friend.
>>4039237
Hi fairies, um, nice tits...no, I mean! Do you know the way to the um, dungeon entrance?
Roll that fairies take us there instead of somewhere else:
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4039250
so the fairies took us "somewhere else"... roll for a temple where we'll be having a fairyorgy
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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I join your party, then immediately die of a heart attack.
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>>4039260
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Denny watches the fairy orgy and begins to feel horny. Soon his 3 foot long ogre cock is fully erect. Rolling to grab a fairy so he can rape it.
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>>4039266
nice dubs. now after that fine happening, will we find a secret way?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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>>4039276
And so the orgy continues.
*pant* all this ...unprotected sex...
rolling for chances of a pregnancy
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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>>4039280
Welp, I'm pregnant
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>>4039067
i keep meaning to make another thread for nethack but i never get around to it. maybe tonight? idk.
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>>4039275
Denny successfully rolls for rape. He grabs a fairy and literally splits it in half with his massive ogre dick. The fairy dies instantly. He continues jerking himself off with the remaining fairy skin and guts until he ejaculates all over the temple.
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Albi, a local dragon known for being immensely racist, appears in the horizon and spots the party. He flies up to them and breathes fire on them.
Roll for fire's effectiveness:
#fortune
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Roll to pick my cum-soaked body off the floor and defend against the dragon:
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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LoLo walking down street all sudden *throat cut* all sudden *leg slice* leaveing crying bleeding on floor but not enuff ppl come by in her bumfuck nowheretown for her to get help so she jus passes on in pool of crimson lifeblood before morning and s4s gets a little more tolerable
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>>4039304
The fire is used to power up a punch to the schnoz
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>>4039307
HAPPENING
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>>4039309
crap, the fortune didn't work. lemme try again
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4039307
I'm not sure how to interpret that, so I roll to summon my strong north wind again to blow the dragon away:
Your fortune: Bad Luck
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>>4039308
DANK PAPES
Lol
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>>4039326
It means a tall and dark stranger will visit your mouth pussy or pussy pussy before you attempt the dragon
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>>4039334
Again?!
Anyway, the dragon seems to be using the wind I summoned to come closer.
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Denny grabs his +10 warhammer of maiming and jumps at the dragon, attempting to smash his head open. Rolling for successful attack.
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>>4039372
Type "fortune" in the options field
>>4039368
This bird keeps following us, I wonder if it's a spy or just curious
Rolling to boost Denny's attack:
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>4039379
roll to an hiro by nuking the whole forrest
Your fortune: Outlook good
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>>4039403
Roll to protect myself and my party from the fiery explosion
Your fortune: Godly Luck
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RIP Froge
RIP Dragon
RIP Fairies
RIP Forest
My godly luck protected myself, my baby, and Denny from the blast. All that remains of the forest is a barren wasteland; I can easily see a hole a few hundred yards away, which is probably the entrance to the dungeon. I'm a little worn out, though; roll to see if we should proceed in.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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I return to the Inn to clean off and rest up.
Roll for quality of sleep:
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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