An elderly man named Donald had a pet duck named Dick. Donald

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An elderly man named Donald had a pet duck named Dick. Donald took Dick with him whenever he could, and one day Donald took Dick to the movies. Donald had Dick tucked under his arm when he went to the box-office to buy tickets. The lady in the box-office wanted to know who was going in with him. He answers, "Well, my pet duck Dick of course. The lady told Donald he could not take Dick the duck into the theater. Donald tried to explain that his duck Dick went everywhere with him, but the lady would not sell him tickets. Donald took his duck Dick home, changed into some very baggy pants and went back to the theatre for the next performance. Donald stuffs Dick into his pants, buys a ticket, goes in and takes a seat. Two elderly women took the seats next to Donald and just as the previews begin to roll. Donald unzips his pants so Dick his duck can stick his head out and watch the movie. The woman sitting next to Donald nudges her companion and whispers “The man next to me just took his dick out! Her friend whispers back, "Just ignore him and I’ll get the usher to kick him and his dick out! Her friend whispers back “I can’t ignore him it’s eating my popcorn!!"