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>>4017646
Haha, great story. I see you are good with the ladies maybe you could give us guys some tips haha.

Nice talking to you Alex, see you around.

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so i studied everything and learned nothing

then i studied nothing and learned everything

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>>4017669
Yeah, here's a tip: Don't run with scissors.

>>4017646
For me it was more like:
Me: Hey it's me [my name] blah blah
Her: Who?
Me: It's me blah blah
Her: Oh I remember you [sounds pleasantly surprised]. What do you want?
Me: [beating around the bush, saying everything except what I really want]
Her: [also beating around the bush, apparently she understands the idea but is also being tsundere which turns me on]
[...]
Her: [eventually asks me to call three days later]
Me: [call her 1 day later instead because I can't keep it in my pants]
[eventually the situation develops into an awkward stalker-victim act]
[she asks to never call her again]

Well, I didn't fly so good. Probably would have been awkward as heck anyway. And, at least I tried. ^__^

>>4017711
at least i got dubs

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>>4017711
pic related, also:
>7711
sweeeet dude. just try to wait 3 days next time maybe, dunno lol

>>4017716
>>4017718
I forgot to say that she completely changed her tone and attitude when I called 1 day later. Like, when I first called, she sounded super sweet, but the next day, she felt really distant, it's like I knew it was over.

>>4017738
She was drunk but then she had sobered up.

I wish for you that you will be less unlikable in the future. Good luck.

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>>4017711
just the fact that you used the word tsundere means u are a hopeless robot manlet that is cursed to eat tendies forever and die a bitter lonely death ans your arteries slowly harden from 3 meals of tendies a day. also it means you use words like canon and should probably be shot early to get it over with.

just my imo

>>4017758
>tsundere
sooo much this dude

>>4017711
this is pretty much the complete opposite of mine
try astral hypnotism and intricate manipulation of time-space concepts