>be 13 y/o me
>in school
>some fgt pushes my and calls me a cunt
>people surround me and yell "fight"
>I'm not that strong but I know an odd tactic
>I whip out my dick and jizz on the other kid
>he tries to kick me
>I jizz on his face
>cum gets in his mouth
>Principal comes (pun intended)
>I jizz on principal
>Mrw I got suspended for cumming on the principal
>be me
>>4006051
who r u quoting
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>>4006051
Looks like you didn't know what was coming. You know, other than you.
>>4006051
whom is it that you quoth?
>>4006051
dumb frogposter
Sounds like that fergeant shouldn't have pushed you then
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