Introducing

team17 old webmaster?

>>3982917
Yep

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>3982917
>>3982925
WHAT?

>>3983029
hoil'd squeebles

hi why does /Shitp4sterS/ redirect to here?

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>>3983252
83%

swoop

>>3982906
Cancer the Monki

Belchford McTabbleyton

>>3983636
weintraub unbridled

>>3983648
Bacharach Spindles

stingin' astringent

>>3982906
On a retard could draw this

introducing pungent apeshit again blah blah blah jerking off blah blah blah finger in butthole blah blah blah usual scourging

>>3984078
scuse me?

interstate wayfarer

>>3984089
On a retard could draw this!

>>3984483
scuse me?

>>3984484
I don't know.

xbox one

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jew dog takes over the thread

>>3984718
epic

breaker one nine

>>3984718
y u cryineng kikenine?!?!

>>3982906
I'm sorry, do you think this is funny? Just one word and a picture of a monkey? That's funny? That's your idea of a joke? Don't make me laugh (in contempt of you, not because I find you amusing). There's more to proper comedy than this nonsense and I for one, am appalled that this site, once known for its creativity and production of truly original content, has now fallen this low.

Comedy requires a certain finesse that you evidently don't possess. It's all about the mastery of timing, surprising and even shocking the audience... and here you are, making the exact same thread, with the exact same wording, with the exact same image, for what is probably the fifth or sixth time today. Do you think you're witty? You're not: you're just a stupid boy. That same stupid boy who tried persistently to be the class clown in the fifth grade, who kept shouting inanities at the most inappropriate times, and who never quite understood that his classmates weren't laughing with him, but at him. You're not clever, you're a little chimp who always tried too hard.

That's why you were bullied back then. That's why I'm bullying you now. You're tone-deaf, a semi-autistic child who can't comprehend that there's a time and place for everything, and who always says the wrong thing at the wrong time. That's why you have no friends or girlfriend, and never will.

astigmatism

>>3985311
>>3985299
>>3984044
nice dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>3985326
glib stipulation

Arabian Nights!

woogie woogie woogie wooogie woogie woogie woogie woogie

>>3985762
solid logic

kerbloink

>>3985803
exploding nuggets

>>3986114
are you me

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mfw kerbloink

>>3986122
that face when dubs

bemf

squonch

manner inconsistent

sampo

hang 'em high

>>3982906
HOOOOG

Yamyams

BOOboo NIMnims

nougins

>>3988732
u sure

>>3988736
aww yee

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>>3988790
iiieee!

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>>3987450
Do you think you can just say things like that in this thread with no consequences?

Thin?

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I MEAN
COME ON GUYS
IT'S 2015
GET INTRODUCED

Morrissey Official

>>3985405
get a load of this cuntsmear. shit-licking thimble-dick. sniveling fart-huffing fucktard pisspuddle. oh wow, someone made a different version of soda stink-scalp! wow its all been worth it right? nah it all sucks ass when soda's involved. all garbage. all for naught when puspimple monkeytrash is the subject matter. worthless waste of goddamn time. but you're thrilled. fucking ecstatic that someone else pissed their time away to make another monkeyslut. but you're both idiots. both fucking fools. flippin chimpbitch.

good riddance

STOP IT

how it feels to be something on

shimbo town

brailee

>asd

bebache

inseminating

miscalculating

>>3987711
checked

Yo "eye've" got the pooDle snackz

Hal Pralentz

>>3991045
is this 100% accurate?

>>3984552
wudup dj chadow

>>3991126
It was proven in a court of law

>>3991133
nice dubs of legal proof

>>3991133
got it, thanks heaps

everybody okay so far?

>>3991193
i'm doing great

"my" waifu

>>3989366
>66
nice

>>3991377
Nice sevens

>>3991388
throwaway eights

>>3991450
grables mcenley

>>3991497
spangle jangle mangle.

>>3991499
bojangly doubs

>>3991497
shiv grisham

>>3991574
Benabil Glampules

penjobrim

crendulous platence

raft

>>3992045
go on...

loose sutures

one niner

Halloween in California

plantics

>>3993003
tough guy eh

>>3993018
I'm the winner of the zoo

hul·la·ba·loo

belfican

IL MENDOSA~

pROPER tAC

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bubs

>>3993788
noice dubs m87

>>3993749
hut hut hike

>>3994031
blue 42

juntcleks

freaky in the sheets

this thread makes me afraid

kingle kingle dwimplepeen

jugdish

>>3994837
Be afraid, be very afriad....

>>3995566
>66
>Dubs
Nice

>>3995784
hubb shutts

>>3995566
introducing triple dubs

>>3995874
FUPA the Hutt

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>>3982925

>>3995920
Ain't no question!

>>3992055
dubs

>>3995947
Fantastic checking m8

testarosa

woop woop

>>3982906
yak

>>3996806
monkey

>>3996808
miniature pony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfWmNJt4D4

introducing

>>3997000
>000
>Trips
Nice

G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-good thread

>>3997000
cleverly executed

*swoop*

>>3997928
sacrilege

>>3998380
You tell 'em Stevedave

>>3998380
I think this thread has allowed me to develop telepathic links with some of the people on this board because it keeps getting bumped right before I'm about to do it now

yoink

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Inseminating

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John Matrix

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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NeiI Patrick Harris

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>>3999483
Feel Patrick Harris

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ayy lmao

>>3999483
Doogie Howser, MD

CHIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>3999905
mfw i already posted 5 threads so there's no chance I can get the legendary and magnificent 4 Million GET of legend and magnificence
no way at all

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Notebook Guy outta frigging nowhere!

>>3999915
i totally missed it, drats

extra sugar extra salt extra oil and msg

>>4000341
don't forget the beer and cigarettes

wop dago

hurdy gurdy

balonquist

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>>3999877
nice dubs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>4000782
thx bby

Beach Quelmis

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4000829
shore thing

why is this monkey so hilarious

anyone notice that le filename is "Soda.png" i mean what does soda even have to do with it.... so absurd rofl

This board gave me 1000 different forms of cancer in less than 3 minutes.

Kill me

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>>4001515

more@11

>>3983627
rolling

>>4001454
That's the monkey's name

>>4001854
ok i never got that and ive seen this thread at least many times...... *facepalm's* rofl......

candy apple green

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>>4001885
>>4001454

>>4001880
i'm glad i could help you to understand

>>4001892
ahahahahahahahahaha

blimp

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rip blue feels meme

14/12/2014 - 15/12/2015

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4002109
wow, it lasted a whole month. rest in pips

>>4002117
its written in not ameridumb date format, you silly willy

>>4002182
i don't understand what you're saying

>>4002202
I'm saying dubs then quads
>>4002222

>>3984552
each time I look at the monkey face with the introducing meme

I hear building steam with a grain of salt

>>4002222
absolutely magnificent

>>4002231
good, more people should know about DJ Shadow and this landmark album

>>4002236
It's actually one of the first albums I got on vinyl

I need to find pearls

>>4002237
I've always thought the best moment on the album was the second half of Napalm Brain/Scatter Brain when the drums start going crazy and then settle into that dnb-like groove

>>4002242
I'm not sure what part you're referring to, https://youtu.be/csWzB94_ULk?t=494

Here?

It kinda sounds like the sky clearing up or something - really chill though yes I agree

>>4002256
When the first part pretty much ends, around 3:55 to the end of the song. the strings that come in in the middle of that dnb-groove are magical (around 6:45)

>>4002261
Ah yes I see, we were indeed referring to the same thing then.

I recommend this tune from Shadow if you haven't heard it yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVyTRjv38Yg

Charlie Sheen

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>4002279
nice, i was not familiar with that one. is it just me or did shadow kind of start making crappier music after the Endtroducing/Preemptive Strike era. I tried to listen to The Private Press when it came out and it just didn't grab me

>>4002295
I have a similar feeling about this, but quite often it's because I catch on artists after their prime I'd say.

I've became really passionate about Cut Chemist and Dj Shadow but I can't really listen to anything from their recent afrika bambaataa (?) tour.

I can't blame him though, I feel like what you produce is a reflection of how you're feeling right now - so maybe life isn't as hard nowadays for him; creativity usually spurs from struggle.

>>4002307
Cut Chemist is really good. If you're into turntablists I'm sure you know about Q-Bert but if you don't, do yourself a favor and listen to Wave Twisters as soon as possible.

I agree with you though, you can't expect a musician to keep repeating themselves and sometimes they go off in directions that you're not really into. My favorite example of this is Squarepusher. His earlier work was astounding but in the last ten years it seems like he's purposely avoided revisiting that sound to any great extent. I realized with him though that his songwriting and musicality has only improved, it's just that the methods he's using are different so the results take a little longer to process and comprehend.

>>4002322
checked them

>>4002322
I did hear about Q-Bert somewhat - but I can't say I've listened to that album - note taken, listening right now.

As for Squarepusher I've never heard about him, but I can also relate in the sense that I've seen artists grow and forget about their older works, I'm sure you've already felt that - you look back on your earlier work and you're all like "Man was I retarded/unskilled back then". At times this is actually a creative setback, back then you just didn't care and now it's hard to produce anything.

And well you mentioned methods; we're definitely not sampling on floppies anymore - the game has changed. Good thing is lots of stuff is seemingly cyclic and well, they do say that the Vinyl industry is coming back so maybe things will indeed change.

>>4002349
I wish I could look back on my old work. I started making music on a computer in 2002 and I lost about 10 years worth of compositions in a hard drive failure. Yes, it was soul-shattering. I managed to salvage a handful of tracks from various sources in the years since but there's hundreds of tracks i'll probably never hear again (the hard drive has physical damage and I don't have the money to get whatever data can be gotten off of it.). But yeah, it does work like that. I mean, there are musical themes that i like exploring more than once but if I've made a song that sounds a certain way I don't really have any desire to make something that sounds the same as it. This is obviously how a lot of musicians feel about things.

Oh and if you like Wave Twisters, it's kind of hard to find but there was an animated movie made that puts the whole album into a narrative and has tons of ridiculous little animations that go along to the scratching. It's pretty great.

As far as Squarepusher goes, I would recommend the album Hard Normal Daddy as it's pretty much amazing from start to finish.

>>4002370
>>4002349
UUUGH SHUT UP

>>4002381
Do you not like music bby?

>>4002370
Oh damn, I can see that yeah - then you're forced to start fresh.

I've never had any real hands on experience on producing but I'm starting to consider it - like buying a small proper turntable and a mixer or something.

I keep trying to beatmatch songs in my head and I find myself trying to sentence splice/mix songs into coherence - like merging songs where the same sentence happens you know?

Anyway I'll listen to what you've posted, I've already favorited the Q-Bert album so surely I'll like Wave Twisters - kinda reminds me of that one song from Cut Chemist (Slat) where two turntables are having an argument - there's a video out there too.

I'll checkout squarepusher too, thanks!

>>4002381
it's a level of irony you can't comprehend, friend

>>4002399
K UR ALL SQUARED AWAY THANX FOR THAT IM SURE THOSE LOST TRACKS DONT SUCK ASS AT ALL AAHAHA

>>4002399
There's no time like the present. I got a pirated version of Fruity Loops to start and never looked back. Pick up whatever you can on the way. I got a crappy little ancient TASCAM usb thingie so I can run mics into my computer but I don't even have a mic right now lol.

The thing with music is you just have to have ideas, and then figure out a way to translate that idea into recorded audio. It sounds like you have some ideas, all you really need to do is concentrate and figure out a way to produce it.

Glad you liked Wave Twisters, Q-bert is phenomenal. Look up videos of him winning scratch competitions and whatnot.

>>4002405
sparkles pls go

>>4002407
OH GOD... FRUITY ... LOOPS... SO AMATEUR... DESTROYING THREAD... WITH CRINGIEST POSTS POSSIBLE... COMPLETE WITH QUASIMOTIVATIONAL HORSESHIT... PLEASE FUCK OFF TO /MU/ NEXT TIME U GET THIS URGE SWEETHEART U HAVE RUINED THHIS INTRODUCING THREAD U HEAR ME??? FUCCING RUINED

>>4002416
It's my thread m8 I can do whatever I want with it :^)

>>4002418
I POSTED THE PIC THAT GOT U GUYS STARTED IF I HAD KNOWN IT WOULD GET SO GODDAMN EMBARRASSING FOR U I WOULDA SAVED MY O.C. FOR ANOTHER DAY

>>4002423
You can't control everything sparkle princess, sometimes you have to just

let

go

SUAAAAAUUUGE

bumping in a completely ruined thread

SUAUUAUGHHE

epic, simply epic

>>4002476
You know, I think it's time we finally just met up and had sex. We've been flirting with each other on this board for like 2 years now. My balls are aching for that sweet sparklepuss

>>4002731
SPARKLES PLS

>>4002843
i suppose i must continue through this life... alone... and unloved... i understand, i'm not good enough for you. i get it. i'm sorry

>>4003087
WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME

Well you guys we kept this thread up for a week, i'm so proud of all of us

blibbit

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rip blue feels meme

14/12/2014 - 15/12/2015

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

gale dribble

>>4004400
nice dubs, neat number

>>4002731
meet me @ hubb shutts

gottleib treason

>>3990738
cough em up

>>4004678
The one in Dondon?

>>4005622
*coughs up a dubs check*

shamona

>>3988953
what the fuck even is this meme i still dont understand ses

>>4006387
>i still dont understand ses
>>>/out/

Game of Thrones

Doctor Who

Star Wars

The Dark Knight Rises

>>4006644
tripel dubbles confirm

>>4006617
je-sus di-sciple

b'jempe organics

roiling boil

where is cade

page ses save rave

toasty

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

sys.4chan.org/

sys.4chan.org

>>4008957
>>4008960
You've fixed it already? ;_;

>>4008960
>>4008962
WHAT?

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benadryl globuoles

hot-tub tango

spiffy stripmall

jus tha fax

>>3982906
shriveldick puspimple

>>4001433
>>4001811
>>4002399
>>4008955
good double
>>3985405
to be pretty honest, i saved this picture for futur use

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ