This man walks up toy you, takes your mountain dew and calls

>>3963006
I shave his beard, burn it, and make him snort the ashes like cocaine

>takes my mountain jew
haha sure bb why not

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be blowing up crappy Kia people mover that he own and he having no kids
Here is picture
(Please FBI no arrest, joking only)

bark

Spinning back kick to chin. Poop on his beard a lil bit while he's KO'd. Smoke cigarette and carry on.

>>3964001
>Poop on his beard a lil bit
just a little bit?

>>3964027

Yeah. Enough that he would smell and taste it and wonder why his beard smells like poop but he'll never find it. He'll never notice my lil bit of poop on him.

>>3963006
Produce my cigarette lighter and set fire to his beard just to see how fast it burns.

>>3964070
absolutely diabolical

#TFW thanks 4 takin that no good unhydrational sutff away gfrom me frend :)

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Splishy splashy!

>>3963006
why do I have mountain dew

would probably just start pissing on him