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can i date a bird?

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can i date a bird?
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this thread is also a safe zone for bird dating individuals and birds looking for humans to date
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I'm looking for casual sex with an anthropomorphic ornithological specimen. We WILL need protective beak covers, though.
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>>3957732
i want to fug this bird
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>>3957737
i have many beak covers, please respect her wishes if she does not want to wear it. they are proud of they're beaks, it is a temple, she will accept the benis when it is the right time
>>3957740
she is a beautiful bird i love every bird in all shapes and sizes and colors they are gods gift to us ok
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>>3957744
i dont like birds

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>3957740
>>3957748
IS Alphys a bird? I though she was more of a lizerd
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>>3957751
*squakes angrily* please don't say mean things about birds
>>3957752
if she is a bird at heart she is a bird in my eyes
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>>3957757
Fair point. Coo. coo.
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Any fine Pelicans around here? I hear they swallow things hole, yaknowwatimsayin? Wink wink nudge nudge?
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>>3957763
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>>3957771
pelicane is on vacation
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>>3957773
>>3957789
my dick shall know no bounds
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>>3957792
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>>3957803
Sauce? Image search has no results.
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birds are somewhat important
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>>3957817
https://e621.net/post/show/675009/
here you are my friend
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I want a wormhole to connect us to an alternate universe earth where Birdpeople like these existed and we create an alliance and intermingle. Mainly to piss off conservatives.
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>>3957819
ty friendo
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have you played hatoful boyfriend?
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>>3957820
>wormhole
haha lets hope the bird people don't mistake it for dinner and eat it haha
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>>3957824
But those birds are too much like REAL birds. How am I supposed to jam my throbbing hard erection into a cloaca that's too small for my weenie?
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>>3957827
fug I had joke potential and wasted it
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tfw finding good female bird pics is tough
at least i can imagine
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my last one please bird responsibly
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>>3957843
that one's 2 cute 2 fug
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Hot-Hot Cloaca, so hot, you fry an egg.
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>>3957850
But you CAN'T jam your throbbing hard erection into it
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>>3957859
2hote2toosh
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>>3957859
i have top birdologists working on this problem atm
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>>3957872
They better be working on that portal to birdpeopleworld
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>>3957875
we must be careful
do not open the wrong portal
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>>3957888
>sage trips
I don't know how to feel about this.
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>>3957888
I want to enter a new dimension and start shagging beautiful avian dames like >>3957725
>>3957732
>>3957740
>>3957773
>>3957789
>>3957803
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>>3957908
i would pray to a bird god or goddess and ask for a portal each night and practice chirping and having wings i do this each night so i can become a bird spiritually, then i may be granted access to the birdimension and become a bird physically
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>>3957920
I want inter-dimensional government relations between our world and the bird world, so we can start having human-bird orgies
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>>3957725
:,)

merry cristmas :D
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i found a nice game! you should try!
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>>3957740
No.
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http://clione.halfmoon.jp/hatoful-boyfriend/english.html
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>>3957725
lol birds dont wear clothes or have arms what was this artist thinking xD
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>>3957744
>>3957844
>>3958144
>>3958244
the 4's! what a great thread! apart from the content and the subject matter, the repeating digits are outstanding!

10/10 would scroll through again
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>>3957872
how's that bird world portal going?
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Tch. The sharks are better
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I want to date this bird
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If these guys can do what they did, you can almost certainly date a bird:

"These brothers within the picture infiltrated a compound full of ISIS muslims and gunned them down like fucking badasses. They then found a time machine inside the compound and proceeded to singlehandedly wipe out the Nazi armies, free the Jews, and disembowel Hitler. They travelled further back in time and ass-raped the British army during the Revolutionary War. They said themselves that Washington himself had a tear in his eye from the pride he felt. He was so proud that he agreed to be sacrificed so he may transfer his soul into the body of an eagle. The brothers took the eagle, went back to the present time, and took a selfie with George Washington the eagle. They then supposedly disappeared into an explosion of fire and beautiful white women before disappearing into the sunset."
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I want to fug an eagle
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Post more birds, my dick wants it.
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>>3958754
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Yiff in hell featherfags
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>>3958814
what the hell? Why does it have a dog tail instead of feathers?
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>>3958814
have fun getting pecked and scratched
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>>3959439
Sounds hot
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>>3959799
hote dubes.
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Are birds important?
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>>3960586
Birds have varying importance depending on their influence on any given individual's life
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>>3957732
>>3957773
Why does light blue make my benis hard?
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BAVI
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I don't see anything wrong with it to be honest.
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>>3961315
Can someone please answer this? I'm serious.
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date a person, birds aren't real
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>>3957725
Ain't Got No Time for Bird Sex
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>>3962225
Are you sure?
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>>3962228
that's not bird. man. wtfugg?
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