its not about the cloaca i love her for more than that

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birds are not that important

>>3953823
do NOT insult her she is important to me more than anything else you dirty toilet man

>>3953820
>>3953826
sorry if this is a rude question, but since you couldn't possibly fertilize her eggs, what would be done with them?
would you eat them, or is that in poor taste?

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>>3953823

>>3953830
I would make a large nest in my home and become a stay at home bird dad (she's a mechanic btw) and raise the chirplets by sitting on the eggs until they hatched and we will eat many seeds to celebrate our growing relationship

>>3953840
if those eggs hatch, I am sorry to say that you have been kekolded

>>3953863
birds make eggs by themselves r-right

Let me tell you a little something about birds

>>3953884
only unfertilized ones.
If they hatch, there was a male bird father

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>>3953888
>888
nice chirps birdass

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>>3953888
THEY GET TRIPS TO RUSE US

>>3953893
Thanks Buscemickey Mouse

>>3953889
are you sure because i want my own bird children from my own bird wife and I will make sure my man cum creates that future for mer

>>3953926
I do apologize, but humans and birds cannot interbreed. The genetic differences are too great.
You can only mate with other humans, and she only with other birds.

>>3953936
love finds away