Who (or what) is Yuji Sakai?

>>3949244
some german, schizophrenic neet that lives with his parents.

>>3949247
Oh no I di-int!

>>3949244 (dubs)
Yuji Sakai (genius)

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>>3949244
nice dubs. i am i, Yuji Sakai. nice to meet you.

>>3949247
i'm neither German or schizophrenic, but you got 2/4 of it right.

>>3949264
hi, yuji, I was actually describing teh hanz. Another legendary namefig like yourself.

>>3949244
The avatar of the apocalypse

>>3949244
Just a theory at this point, but Yuji Sakai is autonomous collective or a hive mind of some sort. It's soul purpose: to provide dank memes and kawaii animes. Don't have much after that. Other Barry's been spending our research funding on booze.

>>3949309
>Yuji Sakai is autonomous collective or a hive mind of some sort.
Lies. That is my imposters.

>>3949316
Friendly reminder that this comment was not posted by me, Yuji Sakai, but someone merely masquerading as me by typing "Yuji Sakai" into the name field.

>>3949316
Make that a dissociative hive mind. It seems to refuse the existence of its counterparts. Yuji could be everywhere. For all we know, we are all Yuji.

>>3949244
Name things that are not Yuji Sakai

>>3949290
Whatever happened to Hanz? I forgot about him

>>3949329
how many things, though?

In all actuality, Yuji Sakai is actually a social experiment.

>>3949290
>>3949330
Never saw the appeal of Hanz tbh, just seemed like another attention whoring facefig. His stories were neat I guess but not very compelling or convincing. Most people on /x/ are roleplaying anyway after all.

I guess Hanz deserves some credit for actually putting a face and a story behind his roleplaying whereas most /x/ sh*tposters just create their ten millionth tulpa or "how do I summon a succubus guise?" threads with no effort behind them.

>>3949388
More or less exactly why I left /x/

>>3949389
Agreed fam. It hasn't been good since the very early days of Texas stiltwalker or the legendary technotango threads in 2008.

Although maybe I was just younger and more willing to play along with the silly roleplaying back then. /x/ is a silly board

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>>3949393
Now most people think Cuckio is just ``Cuck'' placed in front of Mario because he's Mario's meme. But they're wrong. Cuckio is an even more intricate pun, Cuckold + Mario = Cuckio.

Cuckold means BLACKED or inferior, a man whose wife fornicates with other men outside of the marital bond. It's not just `cuck' Mario, it's cuckold Mario, wittol Mario, candaulist Mario etc. He's Mario, but NTR. He's like if your dad got back from a trip to Japan and bought you one of those ``Super Bros'' games you love so much, and instead of there being a red-capped moustached plumber there was a fat, pink nosed cuck on an obvious bootleg.