How do I become a sweaty wiener?

>>3946951
You remove your intestines
you grind up the rest of your body
put your ground body into the intestines
tie up the ends
cook

>>3946951

You already are

>>3946951
"... enough tricks to turn anyone into a hotdog". does this make sense in any context or is this one of those examples of ad copy where it's simply amazing that someone was literally paid to write it?

>>3946975
it's called "grab your attention long enough to actually read the ad copy" and whatever they can do do get that done includes stupid stuff like a picture of a giant sweaty weiner

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>>3947034
I agree
NeoGeo is the shit