snek court is now in session

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honorary first tbh

lol could you believe such a thing? a snek running a court

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as judge first i hereby revoke all charges from everyone here today. you are all free to go and your records will be wiped clean.

>>3919466
I have failed all attempts to mentally picture such scenario

>>3919484
i guess this thread should be deleted then

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Bune

>>3919487
hiss hiss fore

>>3919463
lol

objection

>>3920368
SUSssstained lol

>>3920375
LOL!!

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lol

i think the defendent is guilty

can u imagine lol

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>3919466
checking those dubsssssss
*hiss hiss

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stop it guys you guys are triggering me

>>3919495
cume in the bune

>>3921330
kafka is bug

lol why would a snake have a gavel when they dotnt have hands xDDDDDDDD

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>>3921410

>>3921410
snek is all fingers

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>>3919463
Court isssss DISSSSSSMISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEDD!!!

>>3922266
good double

smh tbh fam, snek hav no fingur so they cant use gavel lol

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>3922302
dey use tale

>>3922319
no. mout.

>>3922319
den how tak?

snek have hands?

>>3919463
so I told snek to become a judge, and he actually did it! Absolute madsnek

>>3922322
gud dublets

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>>3922391
lol of coarse not. Such a thing would be rediculous!

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>>3923185
you killed lol

>>3923185
lol y ddoes snek have n*gger hand

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>>3919463
>snek court now in session
>session
>ses

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>>3920834

LEGENDARY THREAD and page 2 save

skesh

>>3924377
nice doubles

lol

lol could you even imagine?

>>3919466
>>3921366
>>3922266
>>3922322
>>3924199
>>3924377
>>3924955
dorbs checked

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>>3924955
Honarble juri, I would like us to examine the defendent, Mr. reptilian amasdor. It is clear that he has axquired the dubs yes this much is true, but is he entitled to his dubs? The law says that a precentage of the dubs must be shared with the common rightous folk of es fore es. Ill call in to question ladies and grills of the juri. This reptilian is guilty of dubs tax evasion. I recommend the harshests punishment this court can offer.

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objection your honor! ............

HELLO, i'm patrick cox, ceo of taxmasters.

*higher voice* my client Reptilian Ambassador had full legal rights to his dubs as they were axquired as a gift from his waifu-chan, Femanon Ambassador.

*higher voice* any gift given to a spouse in the form of dubs is exempt of tax as long as both parties are tripfags.

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ladies and figgits of the suposed juri let me submit to you evidence. My collegeu Mr. Cocks seems to believe that the dubs in question are legally possed as a gift from a waifu-chan. Now ladies and ladymen this would all be fine and well if it wasnt for one small detil. I submit this photograp as evidense. This here photo is a picture taken of the alleged Ms. Femanon Ambasador at a local reptile barmitzvuh. If you observe closely you will see that Ms. Femanon Amasador is in fact not a Femanon or an Amasador at all! She is in fact a spoooky skelington! Ladies and lizards of the alleged juri I implore that you reject the evidence brought by mr cocks on the grounds that this marriage is null and void! Marriage between man an skelington is not recognized by the state of es for es, and such acts are an abomination before the lord our god, lord of swag alluhu swaglord praise be on to him.

I will be the offenders defendant, your honor

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>>3925133

>>3924989
damit

>>3925133
Betcha thought I wouldn't check those doubles, huh? You say there, crying, thinking to yourself "oh, woe is me, little anon annie has gone and found herself (that's right, here >:) another bumbling situation" well you were almost fucking right. But I, myself, have saved you from this purgatory of small dickery and light roughletussing. Wew, you really owe me for this one, partner.

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HLLO.
.........
objection your honor, as you can see, clearly mr lawyere has ....
*higher voice* photoshopped this photograph and has attained the image of mrs. Ambassador under illegal circumstances using a scanning device so as to make her appear a spooky skeleton in order not only to incriminate
*higher voice* Mr. Ambassador, but his wife as well. as we all know, reptile bar mitzvahs are very strict on their non-nude bones policy, and due to recent tragedies regarding
*barely audible* 90s kids, gradients are only used at sessianic reptilian bar mitzvahs. if you look at Mr. and Mrs. Ambassadors reptile facebook accounts all sessianic reptile friends have been blocked. Mr Ambassador has also
*inaudible*

>>3925135
How does snek tie a tie if he has no hands.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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th gingr tax cocks makes a fair point ladiesss (audible hiss) and gentlesnakes. Mr. cocks tells you that the reptilian ambasdor is entitled to his fair share of the dubs. he makes a good case. hell i almost belived all his yammering and jamerring. But you got to look at the facts folks. Theres a photo of a sekelington in the courtroom, theres a reciept for dubs, theres a every enlarging and contractin' mr.cocks, but the qustion u must ask yurselfs is does it make sense? Does any of it make sense? I am not makeing sense here. Nothing in this case makes sense. ledies and governors youve heard both sides now and its up for you to decide. but before you hop in that jury room and start deliberatin' and conjugatin' the emancipation proclimation, you gotta ask yourself, does it makes sense? I rest my case.

I've never been to a snek court thread before.
What usually happens here?

>>3925291
lol

>>3925291
hiss

>>3925293
nice palindrome lol

>>3925300
nice dubs hiss

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Leaf a like... Hissssssssssssssssssssssss

>>3925415
And yes it's a screenshot, be happy you freak. Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Sir Hissington

I dont want that to be on the record

LMAO A SNEK

>>3925761
A SNEK WHO IS THE JUDGE OF A COURT

COULD YOU EVEN IMAGINE SUCH A THING?

>>3926233
dude one of them sent me to jail once

you know nothing about life kiddo

I am guilty of being gay

>>3926458
Dubs checked

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why dont you light your house with blue lightbulbs? are you a normie?

100 replies

l o l

>>3919470
woohoo

>>3919495
k

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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hiss hiss LAOM

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I'm guilty of not being 100% snek
hiss hiss ror
I can't go to jail pls hlep?
hiss hiss ror

>>3927515
Ayy lmao

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i do big dubs

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Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>3927194
so snexy

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/o/

>>3927657
COURT DISMISSED

LOL

>>3927843
eheh~

lol?

Your fortune: Average Luck

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http://boards.4chan.org/s4s/thread/3927603/dinnere#bottom

lolol

lololol

>>3928300
lol

pop

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>>3919463
ban lethal injection tbh

>>3929109
I want to eat that :(

this is all my fault

what does sir hissington look like hmm

I'm sorry guys, I didn't know this would be the end result of my actions

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Alexander

>>3925144
Betcha thought I wouldn't check those doubles, huh? You say there, crying, thinking to yourself "oh, woe is me, little anon annie has gone and found herself (that's right, here >:) another bumbling situation" well you were almost fucking right. But I, myself, have saved you from this purgatory of small dickery and light roughletussing. Wew, you really owe me for this one, partner.

>>3930264
this is terrible pasta

>>3930136
remember you're here 4 memes

>>3930272
I know. Every time I see it I wonder if it's forced irony or just a terrible try hard.

ou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partneou really owe me for this one, partne

lol(lol I said it backwards)

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Guilty, your honor!
Please don't tell my mom!

>>3930145
bailiff, remove this dumb frogposter
lol

>>3931211
good doob

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lol

lol im scared of snek's though guys

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Oh god please have mercy on us USA-chan

Haha, I get it. It's funny.

>>3919495
Bune boogy

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BANTI
A
V
I

#lol

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

a snek in the cort, can u eben emagine??XDXD

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i present evidence lol

i "lol'd out loud"'d out really loudly

to be honest family :^)

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RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3934709

get off 4chan

>>3934969
i lold because i saw you're post and thought "i wonder whos post that post point's at?" and then i hovered over the link and it pointed at my're own post and then i lold even more

>>3934966
dubs
lol

>>3929109
tbh fam smh

Kek em

lo;

>>3935315
*l

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>>3919463

violating gay rights i see

>>3936300
DONT BITE IN THE DUBS!!!!

lol>>3936311

How has snek court been going on this long?

>>3936544
dubs and lols keep the thread alive

>>3936600
nice dubs mr snek :)

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boo

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>>3936624
nice to see someone using my zes

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>>3936628
It is mine now

>>3936633
>33
absolut madman

>>3936630
nice sesdubs

*checks*

nvm

but I made zes in photoshop you cannot steel my epic daring OC

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When you hit that blunt

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>>3936636
Post it i swear i won't steal it.

coc

tot

fef

>>3936644 (dubs)
lol

rer

gog

hoh

nen

>>3936655 (dubs)
geg

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>>3936659
I am getting the quad

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>>3936660
snek court get

nope

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ebin

>>3936660
zez

>>3936666
Dick

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>>3936666
fug
i geg'd up

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>>3936666
theggem

>>3936666
sesquads

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>>3936770
sestertius

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le no face ses

>>3936891
sauce?

lol

Your fortune: Good Luck

OBJECTION

>>3937200 (lol)
dubs

>>3937200
dubstained

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SNEK COURT IS NOW ADJOURNED