>Plan alpha speech >Crack a joke to lighten the mood >Nobody

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2015-11-16 21:35:53 Post No. 3917033
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:35:53 Post No. 3917033 [Report]

>Plan alpha speech
>Crack a joke to lighten the mood
>Nobody laughs
>Starts to get real uncomfortable
>Kid in front mumbles something sarcastic
>Throat gets dry, start to sweat
>Voice is trembling and cracking
>Forget rest of speech
>Teacher asks whats wrong
>Accidentaly fart real loud
>Red face, entire class laughing
>Pass out
>Hit head on corner of the desk
>Front row of kids jump from their seats and sucker punch my unconcious body
>One kid soccer punts head (king hit), start to convulse
>Teacher just shakes head and laughs, asks somebody to take out the trash
>Get dragged out to dumpster
>Dies

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:36:31 Post No.3917034
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:37:55 Post No.3917036
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raisin 2015-11-16 21:38:28 Post No.3917038
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>>3917033
Who are you quoting? Good dubs btw

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:38:41 Post No.3917039
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:38:41 Post No.3917039 [Report]

who are you quoting?
3DPD
gb2>>>/b/
you don't deserve these doubles

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:39:44 Post No.3917042
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:42:46 Post No.3917049
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:42:46 Post No.3917049 [Report]

I want to lick it off all you dirty girls

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:43:44 Post No.3917052
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gross thread DELETE IT NOW

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:45:06 Post No.3917054
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:46:25 Post No.3917056
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>>3917052
I also have some phresh ones from me and bae

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:47:59 Post No.3917058
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>>3917056
should I keep the OC coming?

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:48:41 Post No.3917059
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>>3917056
haha, all the others are white and thick and yours is all liquidy like extra pre cum.

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:50:47 Post No.3917066
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>>3917059
you seem to have missed that these are two different girls I've proudly marked with my seed and my expensive butt plugs in my bed you fuckless virgin

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:50:57 Post No.3917067
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>>3917033

Damnit I just came from /gif/

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:51:37 Post No.3917069
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>>3917066
damn you're mad

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:54:42 Post No.3917074
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>>3917069

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:55:08 Post No.3917075
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>>3917074
and insecure xD

Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:56:39 Post No.3917079
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 21:56:39 Post No.3917079 [Report]

WHO
ARE
YOU
QUO
TING
???

Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:02:56 Post No.3917093
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>>3917075
>did these girls care that my cum was runny

Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:04:13 Post No.3917097
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:04:13 Post No.3917097 [Report]

>>3917033
>>3917034
>>3917036
>>3917042
>>3917054
>>3917056
>>3917058
>>3917074
>>3917093
looks like my sister tbh

Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:04:34 Post No.3917100
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:04:34 Post No.3917100 [Report]

>>3917093
Is this the same girl as
>>3917056 ?

Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:05:40 Post No.3917102
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>>3917097
I'd be interested in seeing her

Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:06:53 Post No.3917107
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:06:53 Post No.3917107 [Report]

>>3917100
yes she is, good eye.

Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:08:00 Post No.3917111
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Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:08:00 Post No.3917111 [Report]

This thread is a sh*t

Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:08:41 Post No.3917113
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>>3917111

Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:30:08 Post No.3917161
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>>3917111
good doubles but naked gilrs are rude this is famiily board

Anonymous 2015-11-16 22:39:56 Post No.3917187
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>>3917161
nothing to see here move along

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