Tell mom to get me a coke She brings home a pepsi FUCKING

>>3907563
I know right haha
my mom gave birth to me, and I was like, who the fuck asked for this?

>>3907563
>>>/r9k/
>>>/trash/
>>3907566
good double

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>>3907563
asked me momma ifn she could mosey on down to the corner store and pick me up one uh them soders. i tol' er to grab a coke iffn they hav em.

bless her heart she came home with a pepsi!

>>3907563
Hey, I had a Pepsi the other day that tasted good.

>>3907563
Impregnate her as retaliation. Eat the aborted fetus. Gain superpowers.

>>3907563
Dumb frogposter.

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>>3907563
There are some people in this world that all they wanted was a pepsi when their mom wouldn't give them one. Just one pepsi. And she wouldn't give them it. Think about that while you're trying to get 2 hours of sleep tonight.

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>>3907628
Dumb bitch eat a dick.

>>3907628
Mike was wrongly accused of drug addiction and was never given his pepsi.
It's time to free Mike.

>>3907639
>stop reading my filenames.gif
lol