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Anonymous
2016-01-14 03:14:15 Post No.4081524
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 03:14:15 Post No. 4081524 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: Racism
>Be me
>Walking into a store to apply for job
>See nigger walk in parking lot
>Nigger walking in my direction
>He says "HEY"
>Turn to see a long sleeved hooded nigger approaching me
>Fuckthatshit.jpg
>Continue to walk in store
>Nigger breaks into sprint after me
>Fuckfuckfuckfuck
>Get into store first
>Nigger also runs into store
>Scream "HELP MUGGING"
>Store security tackle nigger
>Store security harvest nigger's foreskin for me
>They on the spot change the color and blood type of the foreskin to fit me
>MFW I get the job and bang my boss so hard I become super boss

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Anonymous 2016-01-14 03:14:41 Post No.4081526
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>>4081524
Who are you quoting?

Anonymous 2016-01-14 03:16:48 Post No.4081534
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>>4081526
My boss after I banged her with my brand spanking new foreskin

Anonymous 2016-01-14 03:19:44 Post No.4081544
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>>4081526
An afrodeziac after they agreed to shit down Donald Trump's vagina

Anonymous
Comfy Movie Time 2016-01-13 01:14:41 Post No.4078832
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Comfy Movie Time Anonymous 2016-01-13 01:14:41 Post No. 4078832 [Report] [View this topic]

It's that time again :^)

Join the friendly Anons for a comfy film at
http://instasync.com/r/ATWA-IS-LIFE

Today's movie is The Cremator by Juraj Herz, a nice film about a nice buddhist cremator in Czechoslovakiakiakia in the 1930s.

Bring memes and if you're having some salty ~~ses~~ with that don't forget your big bottles of water!

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Anonymous 2016-01-13 01:35:29 Post No.4078901
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 01:35:29 Post No.4078901 [Report]

there are a lot of pictures of boobes in this

Anonymous 2016-01-13 01:43:52 Post No.4078924
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 01:43:52 Post No.4078924 [Report]

>>4078901
that's true

Anonymous 2016-01-13 01:46:57 Post No.4078932
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 01:46:57 Post No.4078932 [Report]

What is up with this kid lmao

Anonymous
2016-01-14 03:16:42 Post No.4081533
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 03:16:42 Post No. 4081533 [Report] [View this topic]

Congratulations. You made a post on the internet containing your opinion. You called something "shit" and you used all the good adverbs like "really" and "fuckin". You've successfully integrated your identity with the world-at-large by contributing a portion of yourself to the meta-database. You are now a divine being. Your thoughts will remain throughout all of future history. There will be museum exhibits of your posts. 4th dimensional historians will debate the metaphysical implications of your ironic shitposting. You have achieved satori, and your bandwidth is a sacred fountain.

That is, until the great electro-purge of 2032, where all of earth's servers get eviscerated by EMPs, and any and every attempt at immortal identity via electronic circuits gets flushed into the abyss.

You were nothing. You are nothing. You will be nothing.

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nig 2016-01-14 03:18:19 Post No.4081540
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>>4081533
Fuck you nigger

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 2016-01-14 03:19:29 Post No.4081543
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>>4081533
>the great electro-purge of 2032
can't come soon enough

Nice dubs btw

q^o^p 2016-01-14 03:20:10 Post No.4081547
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q^o^p 2016-01-14 03:20:10 Post No.4081547 [Report]

>>4081533
just cause ur forever nothing doesnt mean other ppl are forever nothing n just because the entire body of evidence for your existence is on the internet doesnt mean other ppls is also i saved the important stuff on a cd, cds are immune to the great purge. basically, beat it, that was such a limpdicked tryhard attempt @ a klassik kopypasta wakeup-kall it akshly made me blush. blushed on ur behalf. so so bad and dumb. i'm immortal, shitstain.

Anonymous
Boned? 2016-01-14 01:34:50 Post No.4081256
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Boned? Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:34:50 Post No. 4081256 [Report] [View this topic]

watch this naughtly little bonehead do his thing at
http://instasync.com/r/ATWA-IS-LIFE

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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:36:37 Post No.4081262
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:36:37 Post No.4081262 [Report]

So how's that bonehead doing anyways?

Still got a head? Already bone. I guess he's still riding up on that roof.

Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:50:30 Post No.4081307
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>>4081256
lol

Garlic Salt 2016-01-14 01:53:44 Post No.4081319
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Garlic Salt 2016-01-14 01:53:44 Post No.4081319 [Report]

>>4081307
lol

Anonymous
2016-01-14 01:30:59 Post No.4081239
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:30:59 Post No. 4081239 [Report] [View this topic]

/qa/ HERE, PLEASE JUST STOP IT ALREADY

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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:32:07 Post No.4081243
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:32:07 Post No.4081243 [Report]

literlely who???

Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:33:16 Post No.4081245
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:33:16 Post No.4081245 [Report]

please don't blame us for the actions of one lone shitposter

Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:33:54 Post No.4081249
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:33:54 Post No.4081249 [Report]

>>4081245
>sh*t
rude, this is nice board

Crayfishe
2016-01-14 01:02:12 Post No.4081171
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Crayfishe 2016-01-14 01:02:12 Post No. 4081171 [Report] [View this topic]

[s4s] is not meeting quality standards. How are you anons working to fix this?

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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:02:42 Post No.4081172
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>>4081171
fuck off mayo cracker

Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:03:21 Post No.4081175
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:03:21 Post No.4081175 [Report]

We gotta shut it down o no

Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:04:30 Post No.4081180
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:04:30 Post No.4081180 [Report]

i'm too tired to care anymore

Anonymous
2016-01-14 00:24:26 Post No.4081089
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 00:24:26 Post No. 4081089 [Report] [View this topic]

this will nice board

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Anonymous 2016-01-14 00:25:33 Post No.4081093
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 00:25:33 Post No.4081093 [Report]

>>4081089
hopefully soon its been mean lately ;_;

Anonymous 2016-01-14 00:45:58 Post No.4081136
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Your fortune: Bad Luck

poopboi 2016-01-14 00:46:58 Post No.4081138
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poopboi 2016-01-14 00:46:58 Post No.4081138 [Report]

this is nice twist on a classic meme

Anonymous
2016-01-13 23:29:37 Post No.4080945
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 23:29:37 Post No. 4080945 [Report] [View this topic]

would you?

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Anonymous 2016-01-13 23:34:20 Post No.4080957
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>>4080945
yeah you WOULD

Anonymous 2016-01-13 23:48:07 Post No.4080999
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>>4080957
this tbh.....

Anonymous 2016-01-14 00:36:27 Post No.4081120
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>>4080999
>99
nice

Anon
2016-01-13 23:26:20 Post No.4080937
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Anon 2016-01-13 23:26:20 Post No. 4080937 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't have any memes at the moment so here's Goat Mom.

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Anonymous 2016-01-13 23:33:29 Post No.4080953
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the first artwork i saw her depicted in was diaper fetish art
i think she may attract that crowd

Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:51:59 Post No.4081313
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:51:59 Post No.4081313 [Report]

you day you have no memes but post the best one???

Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:54:06 Post No.4081321
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Anonymous 2016-01-14 01:54:06 Post No.4081321 [Report]

is that animal+person
dude, do you realize how hard i got trigered . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... . . . . . . .

Anonymous
2016-01-13 22:29:20 Post No.4080801
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:29:20 Post No. 4080801 [Report] [View this topic]

>memes

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mimmy 2016-01-13 22:30:56 Post No.4080808
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mimmy

lol 2016-01-13 22:31:16 Post No.4080809
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>>4080801
Who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous 2016-01-13 22:31:56 Post No.4080812
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>>4080809
>>>/2012/

Q^o^p
blog thread! :D 2016-01-13 20:09:53 Post No.4080382
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blog thread! :D Q^o^p 2016-01-13 20:09:53 Post No. 4080382 [Report] [View this topic]

personal blog thread post pls upboat subscribe!!1
bringing u my latest foods, it's chicken w/ a tarragon sauce and some veggies!
veggies are fennel, carrot, celery, shallots, garlic. the sauce is chicken stock, tarragon vinegar, butter and flour and sour cream.
pls tell if u would eet this.

sorry if it looks awful idk how to cook right but i'll show u how i did this

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Q^o^p 2016-01-13 20:10:33 Post No.4080384
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also salalalad obligatory

Le Rude Bird 2016-01-13 20:11:11 Post No.4080386
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Le Rude Bird 2016-01-13 20:11:11 Post No.4080386 [Report]

This isn't your personal fucking blog, you fucking faggot.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Q^o^p 2016-01-13 20:13:00 Post No.4080394
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basically here is what's in it:
chicken, chicken stock, fennel, shallot, lemon, celery, garlic, tarragon, olive oil, sour cream, tarragon vinegar, salt and pepper

>>4080386
uh.. u are mistaken this is in fact my blog that u are posting in lol <3

Anonymous
2016-01-13 13:26:40 Post No.4079733
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Anonymous 2016-01-13 13:26:40 Post No. 4079733 [Report] [View this topic]

Whatever happened to mamoose?

Perhaps we should revive this le hidden gem

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Anonymous 2016-01-12 22:21:47 Post No. 4078302 [Report] [View this topic]

pic related

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Anonymous 2016-01-13 04:58:55 Post No.4079264
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>>4078302
Use YouTube and play the songs at full volume on your Gateway PC then record it with a Talkboy.
Problem solved :->

Anonymous 2016-01-13 05:01:44 Post No.4079272
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>>4079264
this is how i do it

Anonymous 2016-01-13 05:55:11 Post No.4079345
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>>4078302
What songs do you want to steal OP? I'm an accomplished song cyber-thief. I was involved in the great heist of '09.

Anonymous
Let us create a language 2016-01-10 05:52:16 Post No.4071196
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Let us create a language Anonymous 2016-01-10 05:52:16 Post No. 4071196 [Report] [View this topic]

>articles
al, el, il, ol, ul, yl
la, le, li, lo, lu, ly

una, une, uni, uno, unu, uny

>pronouns
ma, me, mi, mo, mu, my
ta, te, ti, to, tu, ty
va, ve, vi, vo, vu, vy

>reflexives
sa, se, si, so, su, sy

>negation
na, ne, ni, no, nu, ny

>affirmation
da, de, di, do, du, dy

>plural
Suffixed with "z".

>country names
Use three letter country codes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3166-1_alpha-3