yo guys here's how my latest meme-off went, it got pretty intense and i thought i'd let you guys know
alright i start off by walking into the meme arena, a lot of spectators watching and my opponent enters through the door opposite of me and he looks pretty weak, cant feel any meme residue from him etc your average joe
anyway the fight begins and the kid yells "UMAD BRO" and im like "really? the umad bro jutsu only works if your opponent is actually upset" i ignore the statement because ignoring the umad bro technique is the best way to pass it off, i immediately retort using one of my finest techniques also called meme-combinations i yell "DO YOU EVEN FEEL BRO" at the top of my lungs and the kid almost falls down but instead of passing out he returns my attack with "ISHYGDDT" and im just standing there... surprised that a kid of his level even knows the basics of 4chan memery wtf anyway i dodge the attack by forming an implication arrow with my fingers and saying "2013 doing things" and the fight intensifies.
it was now clear that the kid actually knew what he was doing and only used the u mad bro technique to throw me off. the kid suddenly stops running and screams "le 9gog arme ex dee" and i used one of my semi-memes to return the attack by saying "ironic shitposting is also shitposting" (thank you high school meme courses) but it failed, i was thrown into the wall and was left in a daze wondering why my attack had failed and then it hit me "wait .. it can't be .. did he just use a level 3 shitpost, the type that criticizes the ironic IRONIC shitposting, that's shitposting of the highest grade it can't be!"
>>4257419
i could suddenly feel an immense pressure coming from the kid and then i saw it, an aura forming around the kid, it looked like a giant fedora of light and his power had already breached over 9000 (:p)
this "kid" was the swag lorde, knight of 4chan, the holy warrior of memes, the finest of the finest and my body was struck with the immense power of his meme residue. i had to power up otherwise i'd be destroyed by the sheer power of his meme. i called upon the power of anonymous, and i could feel the spirit of my /b/rothers granting me meme knowledge beyond anything i'd ever felt before
it was now or never, meager maymay arrows wouldn't work anymore and i was forced to use my ultimate meme technique that had been passed onto me from a generation of meme masters, the "based rageface of shrek, oppa doge shake"
>>4257419
It's been on here million times Fuck off fag
>>4257443
It appears to be OC, a pretty funny one at that, search the archive on 4plebs
Now go back to /b/ rudefig
I had sex last night. Ask me anything.
>>4257367
Did you spit or swallow?
>>4257370
ZZZZING
>>4257367
Are you implying?
check these singles
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>4257362
well gotten
sorry about your fortune
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>4257364
bro you are the biggest piece of shit on this board at the moment. i see you post this again i'm gonna adjust your fate. youve been warned
taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
>>4257350
oo but its NOT a week it has ceased to be a week for the GLARIG majority of the time youve been posting this. fucking amend your meme and take out a week cause its not a fuckin week anymore you seem to have decided that you like your coffee black and that's fine personally i like a little creamer and no sugar but i dont go around telling people im trying it for a week when its HOW i take my coffee. this is HOW u take ur coffee now so just SAY THAT. YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE BLACK NOW JUST SAY IT . so supremely peeved at your same ass thread with wrong information in it wna fukken smash that goddamn mug over your fuckin head bitsch have shards of porcelain lodged in your fucking scalp-follicles you insufferable dirtbag
>>4257355
good double
ahh coffee. my personal fave meme. ingenius, inspired work of art. there may be some lesser minds that dont get this wonderwork of memery, however i say 2 them to f*ck off @ stick to their sh*tty cade meems. coffy meem is brilliant. the irony thay a person would only take coffee w/ out cream & sugar for a week and end up doing it for much moreso is a masterclass of satire. how people brag abput mundane sh*t to where they want EVERYONE to know about it, when it's just nothing more than a drink in the morning, then people move on with their day. OP reinforces this by posting it every single day, also proving his artistic dedication. he then pushes it a step further andcompliments himself pretending to be someone else to further prove that no one else care about this pub fact but him.the boring stock photo of a coffee mug also offers some commentary, it further reinforces how uninteresting it all is this, so OP intentionally. chooses a boring generic mug. A brilliant move by OP to convey his point visually and not with a demented phrase like "dank papes"
This kind of subtle social commentary on the normal middle-class person tends to go over the heads of most people, which further proves ifs genius. some people just dont want to see the truth of themselves reflected back at them, some even like the meme because the genuinely see themselves in OP's persona. but the joke is still here. and it's a great one. I'd say it's a masterpiece of BLACK comedy, AMIRITE?
>>daddy
Idk what you mean or who you're quoting, but will you pls be my gf?
>>4260614
My time is precious, what do you need?
>>4260607
would you like some sausage?
Please no rude stuff
Kimmie has changed
>>4260598
hi LoLo
>>4260598
still big/girl for me
>mfw i see a le rudefig
>>4257318
Lol wat a fag he is
Thinks hes ironic rude maymay but in reality we just laugh him off hes really autistic and cringey to watch lol
>>4257320
hes not bad
hes just misunderstood :^)
this is soda
he's shy so say hi
that's a monkey
that's a monkey
WTF?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>4257174
wow that catarpillare is REALLy hungry
>>4257182
lool
yeah nice
Im sorry sir, we only serve dubs here!
>>4260522
>mfw forgot dubs at home
help
pls food
>>4260522
can i have an order of pls be my gf pls miss gardevor?
mfw I see fried chicken
Chicken.
>>4257149
mfw
>>4257155
>55
mfw dubs
have some fun with miku!
>>4260502
alright, get dressed miku, we're going to didnyland!
>>4260502
fun is just a buzzword
>>4260502
Me
you guys haven't seen any big boobes around have you
>>4257139
nope
>>4257151
ok thanks
>>4257151
ANNMMEMNERI ^______________________________^
Hello
I am NRAWの
Ask me anything
How raw are you?
>>4256942
Well, you see, I met my biological father yesterday night. Turns out low and behold it was my stepdad
>>4256931
Oh look it's sarah_by_proxy
Can I be meme with you for just a little bit?
:[==D]
>>4257102
Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>4256899
>get paid get caught
>26-33
>1