Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 2944. page

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>>4924515
Oops

Why?

>>4924521
FAKE

Heh heh you ladies loookin reeeaaall fine haha

Come over here little lady daddy wants to play with ya heheh

Give me a smooch lil cutie

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2 anime girls hanging out

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>>4924488
behold the anime

>>4924457
18

18

18

those dubs OP

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

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Give me the dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>4924411
I GECG YUR DUBSSSSSSSS ASS BUM BUM POOP STINKY DINKY I HAVE A LITTLE WINY

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>4924398
me left

>>4924398
actually that's me

me watching through a web browser

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Oops
Prove it
Fight my champion
CADE LOLE xdddd

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haha she said she never touched another girl's boobs before xD

so i let her feel mine haha

>>4924381
THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCASTER SYSTEM
IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY A TONE WOULD SOUND NOW: beeeeeeep
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS A LIVE BROADCAST FROM [null]
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AT 13:00 HOURS THE OBJECT BEGAN TO MOVE.
COMMUNICATIONS WERE LOST WITH THE RESPONSE TEAM AT 13:09 HOURS.
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ALL CITIZENS ARE ADV-
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good thread

>>4924304
I was holding a gun to my head, finger on the trigger, when I thought of browsing [s4s] one last time before I left this cruel world.
This is the first thread on the page. I read the entire thread, tears streaming down my face in pure joy. I've been saved.

grandma this not a turkey

>>4924304
Well better than the last 1 for sure
3.5/10

>>4924302
why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

>>4924302
Let me check

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>4924302
yeah very lucky, why do you ask?

I don’t know how to express my liking of this thread. I find it simply amazing: it is just perfect, but I can’t express why. It’s random in a funny way, although not funniness is what makes this post so awesome. Everything does: the picture, the text, maybe even the ID. I cannot say something like ‘LOLOLOLOLOL!!!1!!!1¡!!’ because, well, that wasn’t my reaction and OP would interpret it as sarcastic. A long rant like this probably wouldn't do and would just be made fun of. I just want to tell you, dear OP, that I like your post very much, even though I cannot tell you why, and you must have a skill you may not even know you had if you can make something so awesome out of a picture and a bit of text. I could go on with this for some time, but I think that I have to end this. One last time, well done, OP.

I was gonna kill myself like legit serious right now I have a gun next to me with a bullet loaded into the chamber. I had it in my hand and pointed towards my head with the finger on the trigger but I was browsing s4s (my home board) while doing this because I'm legit addicted to 4chan and s4s anyway I was about to pull the trigger and I legit stopped and cried when I saw this thread I laughed, I got angry, I cried, I thought about my childhood and my parents this thread legit made me happy to be alive again. Thank you so much OP you just legit saved my life today.

>>4924301
Browsing 4chan with your finger on the triggger? How are you still alive

>>4924245
>le

>>4924245
dumb animeposter

>>4924245
Totemo kawaii dess

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iromy

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>4924222
I STILL NO GET IT

it's an imageboard on the 4chan website, it's nsfw and it doesn't really have much of a set topic, and you are encouraged to be nice instead of rude because being nice is cool okay. also check dubs and make oc and have a fun time

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

are you okay

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>>4924210

Those are some sick digits.

>>4924210
who are you quoting?

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.

This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best ay of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry

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>>4924207
>Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the warning!

Jackpot

>>4924203
dumb animeposter

>>4924196
stretch my dubs!

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Le whatever this thing is

Warning: Might be spooky

>>4924556
This is my stepsister
she treats me really well
sometimes she brings me hot chocolate
other times she tucks me in

I live the good life