Archived threads in /s4s/ - Sh*t 4chan Says - 2481. page

>>5062801
*sells anime fake pressed Xanax and OxyContin that are actually cyanide >:^}*

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STOP RIGHT THERE

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NANI????????

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>>5062791
If I ever saw that thing I'd step on it imo

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THIS IS NOW A SPIKEMAN THREAD

headshock and snekko

>>5062899
chegs ur dobs

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Less rude obligatory image

>>5062743
Thank you. I needed it

>>5062743
i love you

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>>5062724
Personally for me, I was eating kfc and before I was even done with my meal I went to fart and unloaded my bowels... I was on lunch break at work to I had to call my boss and make up a reason why I had to go home. when I got back at work somehow they knew what had happened....

Ate a grenade salad from truck stop ( never do that) parked @ rest erea but way out on ramp woke up my stomach gurgling.I start walking up there kinda walking with legs crossed.I almost made it

Pre-made not grenade.

wanna fuck that chin

>>5062711
nice dubs

>>5062712
Preciate it mayne. Wana fuc baybeee?

10/10 would destroy

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Prove it

WHAT!? YEAH! OKAY!

>>5062705
*mfw the pizza is CGI, and the plate is a green paper*

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here ya go

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>>5062738
Nice more doggos

>>5062761
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON THE LEFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shave the rest of his head.

>>5062739
FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

>>5062772
newgrounds is funnier than current /s4s/ because at least they know they're shitty unfunny petulant children. plus they got HENTAI games!

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unrelated but my wife akarin is so cute

>>5062593
wow who is that!

*saves you*

>>5062528
Wish me luck!

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Niggers!

Your fortune: Outlook good

ok let me show you girls how to do it

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im in the mood to kill more than threads today

Edgy

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>5062506
Did u say your sorry?

>>5062471
wtf thats so rude...

pls no

no no stop pls no no stopp

>>5062470
nice

>>5062470
Get Out

>>5062768
w-what?

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*bombs london*

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>>5062455
Oi I'll bash yer fookin 'ed in m8 I swear on me mum