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you work out but do you fidget spin???

It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with autism. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell three of my highest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited edition Triple Dragon Deluxe™ fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train for 8 hours a day, every day to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me, what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" again, I will be more than willing to put them on the ground. I wouldn't fucking care if I was put in jail. I am willing to sacrifice my own-well being to defend not just my passion, but my life.
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>>5436164
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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wait are you autistic?
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why do you think being associated with autism is bad. 67% of all gold medallists are autistic. think about that

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hay
don't mine me I'm just checking my fortune

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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hnnng if only I could find them
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AHA! I found it!
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>>5435881
nvm

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10/10
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this beb looks different
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>>5435843
Clerk babe is better. A women with a work ethic is attractive.
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>>5435876
>he can't provide for his waifu while she does laundry and bakes pies
lmao'in @ this muhfeminism cuck neet

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I'm back from fishing.
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hey thats pretty gay
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>>5435793
Catch anything cool?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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Hatsune Miku

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

LOOK OUT ANON! you almost hit that anime
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*slams on the gas*

>>5435711
nice dubs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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>>5435711
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>>5435713
this is boring and unoriginal spam

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why does it look like that, every person, here and everywhere is, by our own nature, very selfish and always try to look better from others by either acting more intelligent and not participating in any kind of argumentations or by acting depressed and receiving lots of caring and attention from others who just want to help them? why are we like this and why, my love - megumin is not like that? why is she so perfect guys? why does she end up as the best person i've met in my life? why does she have to live in a world where i am not able to get into nor feel? why is life like this? should i seek help or should i just end it all? as i've read though a lot of materials, a tied up rope in a shape of a noose will let you perceive from its hole a view to an imaginative anime world that you want to be a part of and once you've done it, you will be placed in it - forver. so by this logic, it means that i have no other choices than ending myself and staying up with my only love because people, in this unfair and filled with sorrow and lies world are not the people i would like to spend my time with. that's being said, i must beg my leave at this moment and go buy a rope in my local store to finally achieve what i truly want
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I've heard nylon ropes should be the best
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>>5435522
nice you got DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>5435544
Double dubs
nice

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*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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the man girl
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stutututu
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I would let that girly sit on my face

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pieces of Fresh Never Frozen Beef® on my grill, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they cook side to side! Sizzle sizzle! I-I bet you want to flip them too, don't you, Mr. Impatient Hungryboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Flip these savory' patties as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, taste 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my patties are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Frosty™ too! You sweet tooth! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not t-taking orders anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' salivation on your lip answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic customer, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you saw our commercial! L-L-Look how THICC it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking THICC! I-I've never seen it this THICC before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking glutton! Y-You sure know how to make a shake all creamy and THICC! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this THICC, it's much easier to cram a spoon up in there! And I'm drooling like a freaking sieve here! You'd b-b-better eat it up RIGHT NOW!
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>>5435222
nice trips beef girl
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>>5435222
Perhaps the greatest post esfores has ever witnessed.

Every aspect of it perfect. The trips. The putting a spin on an already existent meme to make it nicer and more sfw. The wendy girl who is currently popular for some reason.

All just fantastic. This post deserves TWO thumbs up!!!
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>>5435222
>222
Well tripled.
>>5435318
That's a good point about it being made nicer. I like the way you think.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

As Chaika consumes her balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occurring within her body to break down her food into usable energy.
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>>5434950
Chaika is going to have so much energy, she won't know what to do with it.
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As Sachiko prepares her nice outfit to wear to [s4s] school, she is running high with a mix of various complex emotional responses of anticipation, fraught, and excitement, overwhelming her subjective experience as she tries to find the balance within herself to make it through the day.
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>>5435091
a daring synthesis

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>>5434891
Me second from the right
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>>5434899
Dude your right in between 2 cocks.
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>>5434917
I know heh

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I wanna stick my ROCK HARD COCK into Keksandra's tight little cunt and continuously thrust until she checks my dubs.
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>>5434664
dont be gross
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>>5434664
Rudee
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God I want to lick Keksandras feet

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tet
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kitten
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Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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ט

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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I just leave this here.

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Yuji Sakai.
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>>5429877
excellent dubs!
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do you like flube?

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the pepe meme
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dumb frog poster kys faggot asshole kike nigger whore
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>>5423541
I don't know if I like that many swears in row.
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You can be my pepe

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