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/srs/ what are some of your tear-able jokes? 2017-06-27 12:00:57 Post No.5533478
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/srs/ what are some of your tear-able jokes? Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:00:57 Post No. 5533478 [Report] [View this topic]

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Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:01:30 Post No.5533480
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an hero plz

Anonymous
2017-06-26 11:51:33 Post No.5533445
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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:51:33 Post No. 5533445 [Report] [View this topic]

The plug pup

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Akari Akaza
2017-06-26 11:48:17 Post No.5533434
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Akari Akaza 2017-06-26 11:48:17 Post No. 5533434 [Report] [View this topic]

Tea. Earl Gay. Akari is a pussy who can't handle unsweetened drinks.

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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:51:09 Post No.5533443
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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:51:09 Post No.5533443 [Report]

What?

Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:06:24 Post No.5533499
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>>5533443
You just don't seem to understand

Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:23:26 Post No.5533547
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>>5533499
>99
>dubs

A shame you seemed an honest man.

Anonymous
2017-06-26 11:45:54 Post No.5533427
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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:45:54 Post No. 5533427 [Report] [View this topic]

紅茶。アールグレイ。温かい。

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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:46:44 Post No.5533430
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Doki doki Picardu-san

Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:05:17 Post No.5533493
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>>5533427
oh, samurai

Anonymous 2017-06-27 01:18:15 Post No.5533745
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>>5533427
yea?

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2017-06-26 11:41:41 Post No.5533403
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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:41:41 Post No. 5533403 [Report] [View this topic]

>farts

LOL STINKY FARTS XDDDDDDD LOL FART IN MY PANTS LELELELELLELEEL

>BRAAAAAP

UH OH POOPIES LOLLLLLL I MADE POOPIES IN MY UNDIES XDDDDDXDXD LELELELELLE

LE BIG EPIC POOPS STINKY IN MY LE UNDIES XDDDDDDDD POOP POOP POOP!!!! :)

UH OH MOAR POOPIES IN MY UNDIES!!!! LELELELELELE

>PFFFFFT

STINKY STINKY FARTS IN MY POOPY UNDIES XDDDD(: LOL POOP IS FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:27:32 Post No.5533561
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wow what a shitty thread

Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:28:49 Post No.5533563
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poop

Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:29:11 Post No.5533566
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>>5533561
so tired of this shit one is doing radiation material this ones doing the classic hoh its ltierally shit and a dog with vegetable on its head and bideo games and oh anothger classic: hoe and ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous
2017-06-26 11:38:01 Post No.5533387
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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:38:01 Post No. 5533387 [Report] [View this topic]

Thé. Comte gris. Chaud.

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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:38:38 Post No.5533390
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>>5533387
hon hon un baguette

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>>5533390
hon

Anonymous 2017-06-27 01:17:58 Post No.5533743
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french

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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:36:16 Post No. 5533377 [Report] [View this topic]

the past-tense of "negro" is "negrew".

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"niggers" are "repulsive"

Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:38:00 Post No.5533386
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>>5533377
Thank you Misato-san, glorious doubles for Nihongo

Anonymous 2017-06-27 12:00:44 Post No.5533476
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>>5533377
negro is a noun

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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:32:31 Post No. 5533359 [Report] [View this topic]

Eh? You've never seen a pair of square patties before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just pieces of Fresh Never Frozen Beef® on my grill, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they cook side to side! Sizzle sizzle! I-I bet you want to flip them too, don't you, Mr. Impatient Hungryboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Flip these savory' patties as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, taste 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my patties are super hot right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my Frosty™ too! You sweet tooth! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not t-taking orders anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' salivation on your lip answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic customer, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you saw our commercial! L-L-Look how THICC it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking THICC! I-I've never seen it this THICC before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking glutton! Y-You sure know how to make a shake all creamy and THICC! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this THICC, it's much easier to cram a spoon up in there! And I'm drooling like a freaking sieve here! You'd b-b-better eat it up RIGHT NOW!

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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:39:17 Post No.5533393
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i feel bad because all that effort and its not even funny

heres how you do it: EH NEVER FUCKED A SQUARE PATTY RIGHT IN ITS SIEVE? AND YOUR A FUCKNIG RETARd???????????

Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:43:32 Post No.5533415
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Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:43:32 Post No.5533415 [Report]

Wendy, we need to talk. You need to realize your jump in popularity was only temporary and that you're no longer relevant. In the information age the common man has an attention deficiency.

Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:50:48 Post No.5533442
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